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Location: South Wales
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
water based
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Location: melbourne, Australia
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good luck with ticket ness
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
And furthermore you forgot to sign our visitors book!
You must now send us a beautifully decorated or otherwise appropriately formatted page and we will stick it in for you.
Cos we liked you and don't want to forget ya!
Hugs
Gabe
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pfft! Boys! What are they like 'ey Gabe?
I had a text over night that says Jon is going to be home as arranged, so they must have let him on the plane. I have no more detail than that. I'm just hoping they issued him with new tickets so that he doesn't have any problems in Hong Kong.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
hmm na we are keeping him
in a little box under teh house
and only let him out to perfomr for us
and when you finaly come to australia to clam him skully
mwahahahahahahaaaaaaa
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oh... So the text was a fake one was it, just to confuddle me. Not that it takes much to confuddle me now days. I swear I have alzheimer's. Some days just remembering my own name is a struggle!
If you are keeping him in a box under the house until I get there he is going to be whiter than white by the time I do. He'll be even paler than Cole!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
hmm after seing him on thursday and he was still pale after being in australia how long now?? so wont be much difrent if he is in a box under the house
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
lmao... what brand of coffee do I drink then?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hey hey! and hello to all the lovelies in here.
It was super nice to meet and hang out with you in brisbane, mister jonny ucof!
What have you been up to lately?
Hope you're well, happy and smiling
Hiya Lynne
rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - thanks Jen!
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Location: London
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
hey dude, miss you.
innit.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
But I thought Dorothy wanted to leave Oz and return to kansas
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Hello Jonny saesons greetings n'all that
I hope all is well
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Me: Gay Street!?
Arsn: And there is a Straight Avenue over there
Me: What? muahahahahaha
Arsn: Thats exactly what Jon did!
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old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
mooky mooky mooky
where is you oh funny one of silly balls
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I have not been staying away from Hop, I merely haven't been visiting. Ive been lurking more though.
News news news:
Im now living with Skully
In Wales
Weapon X is with me
Widget (Skullys cat) and X arent really best of friends yet
X is outside
I dont know where exactly though
He isnt lost
Just misplaced
I will be around... watching..sometimes posting..
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Poor X!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
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xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
hello there
must catch up with you at some point, dont think ive talked with you since you were at my place
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Jonny, thank you for my good luck messages. they made me smile lots. Thank YOU.
Gayle.....!
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Jon lives in Wales now!?
Blimey.
You realise you're actually pretty close to me now (about 45 mins or so).
Goodluck with X
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Is Simian all alone on the boat then...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Ey up.
...You could always entice X back with the cat porn that turned up in his thread a little while ago.
Show him a pic of a pussy or two *cough*
How are you Mr YouCough?
Your nuts are frozen? *refrains from perverted inuendos*
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
just dont offer to warm them up or else Skully might get a little annoyed.
Chestnuts, I mean, roasting on an open fire.
You know, with Jack Frost nipping at your toes.
That sorta thang.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
I.... wasn't.... going.... to offer that... *cough*
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
hey
wales is a very nice beautiful place i hear
thats if you like doing very little sept walk up and down hills
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
hopefully, lynne and jonny won't be in Wales for too much longer, if the Bristol lot have their way!
Gayle.....!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Your new avatar scares me.....lots.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
It also excites me very slightly aswell!
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