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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...

Posted:
revives thread from page 3


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...

Posted:
realises shes distroyed cams dreams of staying a page 3 small boy!


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England

Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:

Errm yes I suppose so, rental being a spliff for every post u make.....obviuously payable next time I see you -
So is this why you are leaving the country for the meeting down on Clapham Common on the 5th then?

P
lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...

Posted:
haha now you and trippy can fight to the top


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Bastards, and I was underneath Lolli there as well.........you're evil....all of you - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England

Posted:
Me Evil?

Muwahahahahahaha
Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru

Posted:
Let's face it though SB, you were quite happy being under Lolli right? LOL!!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Was til someone bumped it again. - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England

Posted:
Just keeping you on your toes SB

(and racking up a few reefers in lieu )
SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Wicked, get some rolled

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...

Posted:
morning hunny bun

tea? coffee? greenage?

huge morning hugs

lolli x x x


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...

Posted:
looks around to the sound of snores

everyone asleep? i dont know, some ppl just cant handle their bubble wrap lol

SB- will give you a call when im all set up in sheffield

hugs and fluff
lolli x x x


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Great to see you over the weekend, miss you loads I'll call u sooooooooooooooon (l8r 2day even).

Fluff & Hugz
- x -

Now who's for breakfast????

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London

Posted:
Just noticed that I am member number #222 and you are #2222. Quite random don't ya thinks. Oh and are you still up for drinks?

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Yep, sure am.....although I'm now sulking coz you bumped my thread from where it was - grrrrrrrr

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London

Posted:
ok 1 secs

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
erm...how can it be 1 secs? it should either be x secs (where x=plural) or 1 sec....hmm...now what did you intend to write? hmmm...curious cat...i wonder if the sky is actually purple and we are all colour blind..hhmmm...why are oreos soero spelt backwards...hmmm...why is that...no body knows..

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...round and round and round and round the german haddock i go...fun! yipee!

[ 24 September 2002, 20:31: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
The term "worried" doesn't even begin to describe how people feel about your mental state jon.

Actually that's because nobody is, we've just given up.........you wouldn't catch me putting insanity type posts up

I mean honestly -

[ 24 September 2002, 22:28: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru

Posted:
I really think some of you should seek professional advice......quickly, the longer a thread goes on for the more people seem to sink into the unfathomable depths of insanity!!!

whats up with all the limitations?

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
This is your fault Jez......you are soooooooo fekkin dead tonight - lol

K - sinking??? - we're swimming downwards mate

lolli - didn't want you getting tired up there, so I thought we'd swap for a bit - lol xxx

[ 25 September 2002, 22:08: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon

Posted:
i feel i must thank you for the sunny weather that you allowed to come up to sheffield with lolli - it's certainly made it good for flyering for headcharge (and of course it means we have another head to be charged - we've already got her doing some proper university homework with the last available os1 cd )

also i'm glad to hear that apart from cass i'm not the shortest person on HoP (although it seems you haven't beaten me by much)

btw, if any of you lot want to come up to make sure we're treating lolli properly you're all welcome to crash at ours.

wherever you go, there you are.

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
Cheers man, I will do soon.

Just posting here so people don't forget me so quick, and to say it's been a fucking blast.

Losing net access for a bit so i wont be around so much, although i'll be back to check PM's cause trouble, kick over ashtrays and other shit - lol .

I'm sure you'll all miss me like a hole in the head hehehehehe.
Cheers to anyone who posted in my outro in social, nice to know you care enough to be fluffy and stuff.

Big fucking great HUGZ - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Much luv & sunshine
Cam
(999th post)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
heh heh that ashtray action was a doozey! i still snigger when visualise it. I swear there should be a picture of it under the dictionary entry for 'naughty'
/keeps filthy astrays less filthy in SB's absence

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
SmallBoy has left the building - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted:
ah man that sucks - it makes me quite sad, but i suppose change is ultimately good cus without it things couldn't improve.
So here's to Smallboy's warmth improving this place eh?
/raises glass eye

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
I dunno, you leave the boards for a few weeks and everyone forgets about ya, the place falls into ruin, someone's nicked all the beer out the fridge, and the paraffins tubs been rained into.

Fortunately the dodgy floorboard stash box is intact.

(*Sits down skins up and awaits the hoards of people that can't be arsed to come round and visit to call in with their excuses*)

Fanx to all those that are still PM'ing me....luv y'all.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Posted:
*wanders in* we gonna get bleary eyed?

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Bram:
*wanders in* we gonna get bleary eyed?
LET'S BURN!! (and I just finished an exam today, so I don't mean poi this time. )

You coming back to play, SmallBoy?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London

Posted:
(*Hands Bram spliff in answer*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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