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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*runs into kitchen with worried look on face*

Shit....

*looks at Small Boy worryingly*

Forgot about the bacon didn't I!

Sawry!!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
YAY ME, 100 POSTS!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!

Ambient DnB would sound fine my good man



Phew!!!



I wouldnt worry about the bacon, say is Cass still asleep and where the hell is Kyrian?

Will people please stop getting abducted by aliens or whatever and dissapearing, pleeeeeeeease?

[ 24 August 2002, 01:33: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Shakes head sadly, sorry my man, no beer for me - just attempting to stop myself teering over the edge of alcoholism & given up drinking.

U can have a go on my bong after me if u like - LOL -

Has anyone got any funky smileys they can brighten the place up wiv.

I'M sUr I can blag suM TyOozdy oNwaRds - TeE heE

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm bored....

oooh wanna play a game? I've bought Bam Bam a present to cheer her up when she gets home later, wanna have a guess at what it is??

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Oh well, never mind, I havent opened mine yet!

I'll have a toke on that bong though in a minute

whats up with all the limitations?


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:

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that do ya?

sowwy i had to go change... i did leave clothes here oops, but those were dirty ones

and irl i've been running errands and stuff, hence why i keep disapeering.... i work in two hours, d'oh

[ 24 August 2002, 01:47: Message edited by: Kyrian ]

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Lush, semi-naked people running around.....

VBG (That's Very Big grin BTW (Which means By The Way BTW - LOL(which means Laugh out Loud.....)))
**Phew**

Luv tha smileys - xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Edit - P.S. I'll wash your clothes if you leave them by the washing machine & Good Luck @ work.
Mwa - x

[ 24 August 2002, 01:54: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:


Kyrian: Love the smileys babe!!

Hels Bells: Is it something she can twirl or set fire to?

[ 24 August 2002, 01:59: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Is it a mains powered vibrator? - LOL

That'd cheer up most women I know - but then I know some weird people.......

Or a big sword? - bamz is into Big swordz



[ 24 August 2002, 02:07: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Kyrian ... u're naked girl !!! that's gonna drive all our men insane ... be carefull

i'm awake, Kuro ... actually working ... and had to call Bam Bam to give her a live smooooooooooooooooch

shine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
100 posts in my intro - I love you guyz

Fanx Kyrian, Rozi, Cass, Bamz, Hels, Kurobei & heaps of otherz that make me feel loved......

& Fanx in advance to all the London peeps that I'm sure will eventually get the time to post - LOL

xxxxxx

& insane is a strong word - Muhahahahahahaha....

[ 24 August 2002, 02:09: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
It's not a vibrator (hmmm why didn't I think of that....), or anything to do with Fire....

keep guessing, keep guessing...

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Yay 4 u, ur post's shot up in a few hours man, fair play!!!

Need to get mine to the ton mark as well!!!
(hint hint)

Cass: aahhhhh, no way, work huh, suckie suckie!!! Well, you'll be finished sooner than you think with us keeping your mind of the job (hehe)

Hels Bells: do we get a clue even?

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Kurobei my man, I promise to get your up over a ton (even if I have to post 60+ posts for you - as soon as I'm not playin host that is - LOL.
More tea anyone?????

I've gotta buy vibrators for my mates Clair and Em anywayz, if you want some just let me know (**wink**) - LOL

Errrm, is it a big bag of green plantlife to replace what you've skinned up wiv lately??? (**cheeky grin**)

Or maybe it's a hug? - hugz being the only thing better than drugz.......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I give her hugs anyway!
hmmm have gone a bit mad recently on the whole skinning up thing, bad girl BAD GIRL!

Clue 1.
I bought "it" at lunch, and got it from a shop on Oxford Street....



Pleeease can you go on Hels Bells intro too.... ??

*wonders off to Kurobei's thread..*

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Indeedee, either way its a bonus!!



Cheers for the moral support, much appreciated and I'll take you up on that tea!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
** knocks on door **

**No one answers so peeks through window **

Oi Oi what is going on here then!!!

**Bangs on window**

Hey small boy let me in I brought twister and a few board games and some more weed.

Hey everyone sorry I am late but better late than never!

Hmmmm something smells nice.

Sits on couch and tells life stories and shares embarassing moments as a get to know you thing.

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
C'mon, you never did that peeing on yourself thing!!!

What other embarassing stories do you have?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
Badgered into replying...... Another embarassing story...

Last night was embarrasing. True story guys, will have small boy in stitches I am sure.

So last night we were messing around in the print room at work and and argument turned into an elastic band fight (As you do!!!) So in an attempt to hit one guy I missed and hit another guy in the face (He has a mark and everything!!!) He stayed calm and it was soon forgotten (Or so I thought).

So anyway I came in later after my break and sat in my seat. The guy I was warring with and the guy I hit pinned me down into my seat and gaffa taped me to it. I kinda let them do it as I could not really beat the both of them. However after they finished they wheeled my chair (with me still taped to it) out of the print room. At this point I started to struggle. They then pushed me out to the main reception. Opened one of the lifts wheeled me into it. Then pushed all the buttons and walked away!!!!!

So I ended going up and down the building in the lift for about half an hour whilst I struggled to get out!!! Luckily it was quite late at night so there were only a few people who saw me.

So come on guys share and share alike!!!!

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Nice story Jez

I only popped by to say hi to smallboy really but got distracted by all the semi-naked women running round

Anyone for naked twister???

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
rofl, that's a great story!

sure mark, i am

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
me too!!!!!!



whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Wahey - naked twister it is then

Anyone got any chocolate body paint??? (I am sure a little nutella would do )

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(**wipes tear of laughter from eye**)
Nice one Jez.......u r one of lifes natural victims

I have nutella, squirty cream or for the ickle nutter-types that like that kinda stuff I have pralines & cream Haagen-Dazs........uuurrgh pralines......

(**Wanders off to fetch stuff with worried look on face**)

Here go........

(**Wanders off into garden still waiting to see guy/girl ratio on naked twister game b4 making any decisions**)

[ 27 August 2002, 21:12: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Hot-damn there's alota posts in here!

I've been invited to cum n play, but I ain't joinin' nuthin til u guy's tell me what this 'space cadet' thang's all about. Smallone, have you been medling in my personal affairs again?

Az abouve, So below...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Was talking to some1 'bout us aLl BeIng maD, I said "yep" & that u (in pARtiKula) wuz a spaceCadet coz u iz.....

You're joining in this game???? - Kool -

Sorry didn't know it was going to degenerate into a game of naked twister b4 u turned up though (honest) (**quietly locks door & smiles innocently**)

yep, had 23 Friday morning - 106 when I went home.
Much Fanx again.

Kool, glad 2 hear u had a good time in reading - fluff & hugz - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SterlingspiderBRONZE Member
Senator by day, Sith Lord by night.
128 posts
Location: Suffolk, New York, USA


Posted:
I believe I heard somthing about needing some tea over here? I have a metric buttload of chammomile if anyone wants a cup. If you ask /real/ nice I have //just// a bit left of the black tea with strawberries (yummalicious).

*holds out steaming teapot* Anyone?

"If the human brain were simple enough for us to understand, we would be too simple to understand it"
-Emerson M Pugh


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Pleeeeeze, oooo (**Light bulb appears overhead**)
Mmmmm - Hash tea.......Be right back........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SterlingspiderBRONZE Member
Senator by day, Sith Lord by night.
128 posts
Location: Suffolk, New York, USA


Posted:
Oooooo a rare treat indeed *raises eyebrows and looks down at cup* I seem to have drunk some of my tea. A top off perhaps?
*grins* Wouldn't that go just lovely with a touch of earl grey in the mix and a good spoonful of raw sugar?

"If the human brain were simple enough for us to understand, we would be too simple to understand it"
-Emerson M Pugh


SterlingspiderBRONZE Member
Senator by day, Sith Lord by night.
128 posts
Location: Suffolk, New York, USA


Posted:
So uh, what's that squishing sound in the other room then?

Oh... oh my. Well.

Right foot green you said?

"If the human brain were simple enough for us to understand, we would be too simple to understand it"
-Emerson M Pugh


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