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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Not exactly how I'd meant it to come across but hey......Q no more posts in my intro ever -

Thanks for pillow

[ 17. May 2003, 22:19: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
dofhhhh..

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
no more posts??? what??? but i just got my stoner name!!! *pouts* i know i'm a bit late but here it is anyway: Misunderstood Inhaler

I like it. Though i don't really inhale all that often. Social smoker really.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
hug collection?

*looks round for her hug eagerly*

hey1 It was all a ploy. You must post in my intro as a punishment!

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*wanders in clutching a tattered peice of newspaper*

hi
um
i got this here two for one hug voucher....
*hopefulgrin*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Gives Flynt 2 hugz and a stack more 2 for 1 vouchers

Give FNF a super delux squishy huggle and an ice-cream......return posts due any second.

Passes Myste a very sociable spliff that turns round and asks her how she is.

Luvzyu guys

Yes, I just had the worlds crappest weekend.
Myself and Smallgirl went to visit the SmallFolks over the weekend.
Grandparents DIAMOND wedding anniversary no less
the 18-25 year olds got relegated to the smoking shed, the 5-11 year olds got "star treatment", and "away with murder".

And half the guests were randoms tracked down by my uncle john. (who my grandparents hadn't seen for 5-25 years)
Great sentiments, but since everyone was 60-80 years old, no one could drink the £200 of alcohol.

Me feel rough

6 hours travelling, no Liquid Connective party and severe down in the dumpsness over the whole thing.


For all you recoverers

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
we missed you Cam

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
But I was there so it could have been worse for you

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Eek - more Smallboy and poor Smallgirl, it was not even her family

Wotzdis about you giving up poi for 3 months

Lies, no doubt You will never last 3 months without picking up something and spinning it

Right, where is the queue for the Hugs I heard were being given away?

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Restricting myself to only poi-ing if I'm teaching......which will probably get me into teaching stuff.

Should give me more time to work on my Devil Sticks and doubles contact stuff

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Ah - I see, not giving up all juggling stuff. How is your devilsticking coming along? Must pick them up and practice - so many lovely toys and so little time to play with them all!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
hello my name is Suave Sativa and i am a goldfish. im very pleased to meet your aquaitance and stand in line on my head in a bowl of custard.

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
mr swish and his doubles contact 'stuff' grrrrrrr!!!

All I ever manage to keep my doubles in contact with is the floor!!!!

hmmmmmmm

thank you for my squeezy hug. Here's one right back at ya

I got the bestest weekend planned - with ma fraggle. We're going drinking and partying and dancing from fri-mon (hooray for bank holidays )

catch you later smallster

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
We missed you on Friday! It just wasn't the same not having a smallboy bouncing around....it felt like my left arm was missing or maybe that was just the "stuff" I'd eaten!

You going to spitz tomorrow???

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
I've never had my spliff talk to me before!!! *drops spliff and looks at it accusingly* Though i've had a tree smile at me. *shrugs and picks up spliff. Starts conversation thinking "i've spoken to worse characters"*

Thanks SmallBoy. Too bad about the weekend. Guess i can be thankful that all my relatives live half way round the world and i don't have to go to relo bashes. Then again be nice to know them better. hmmmm....

you contact juggle?!!?! that's with the glass sphere's isn't it? I'd love to be able to do that. Might have to get me some!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
No love, glass balls....
ITS ALL ABOUT THE BALLS!

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i thought cam was all about the hot, fiery shaft.

he doesn't use his hands though...


[edit: i love it when these innuendo posts end up at the top of a page, completely out of context - happy 24 cammus mcsmall]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
only 63 posts till the big thousand doh 62

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
it just creeps up you i tell ya.

i can only remember posting twice. ever.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hot fiery shaft -

Now I just need someone to vouch for whether or not I'm any good....

Myste:- Balls?
I'm currently putting all my concentration into manipulating my stick, but I'll work on my balls later I'm sure.........
3 at once is confusing me at the moment.....it's so un-natural don't you think?

Jem - xxx
Errrrm, I got 923 at the moment....meaning I need 77 at this point....

Thank god your exams are in Art - hehehehehehe

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
excuse me whos the one with the a levels huh? huh?

I know I'm a loon but you don't have to rub it in

anyway i don't have any exams as such mwa hah ha haa
xx

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hello love
nice page 24 you've got here
thanx for the vouchers, are they redemable at any SmallBoyHug Outlet???



oh
yeah
the point:
i bought you a random picture.
i do believe its a gerbil.

Non-Https Image Link

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
BUAHAHAHAHA
oh flynty that is the funniest thingo I ever did see...my nickname at work is Gerbil.... where did you find such wonderful piccy?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
mwaaa haa ahaaa i am the queen of gerbils!
no wait
that sounds bad
urm
.....
*hide*

check your pm's Valura love, i sent some more cute critters your way.... not quite as funny as lil fella, but definately cuuuuute!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
staffs? 3 balls? ummm.... *blushes. Tries to hide but can find nothing to hide behind* I'm confused. What's contact juggling then? And how does it work with staffs? Or do i not want to know

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
just like to point out i am only posting here cause of peer pressure


no hugs for you smallone. if you can't wait til i'm good and ready to come into your thread then your just an impatient little stickgenius.

no love
Rob

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yeah you wanna watch them peers, they tend to fall over and squash ppl.....especially the ones in Brighton.

Well if you're not good and ready to say hi, then don't. Also I wouldn't go with -genius anything.
Stickwanker.....that's far more like it.
I think I'll add impatience into my hobbies list

Myste - errrm, well it's kinda the same only with a stick instead of a ball.
Come over to UK, and I'll show you. (badly by all accounts but hey)
I also wouldn't let me attempt to teach you anything coz I'll only get you into bad habits and being crap.

Jem:- Yep, it's me I'm the only person in the world with A-levels......well I'm one of the sad few that took one in maths.
Still think you deserve to find a boyfriend that isn't me (ie a good one)

Right that's it, no-one come into my intro......I'm sitting here with a blanket, a complex and a spliff and they're mine.

(Not that I'm having a FUKKING DAY OF IT or anything)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
evilsmallstickgenius

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
forgive you if you build me a sliff tho.....please

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
don't be sad cam. and if i hear you abusing your very own lovely stick skills in my presence again i'll..... make you train all day in a leotard.

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


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