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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Thanks Smallboy.. please may I have another fire? I just nearly nearly got the 5 beat BTB thingie and the electric cord on this fire is pretty sturdy.. can i practise?

BTW - are those spiffs papers orange and from Hawaii or is the green orange and from Hawaii.. confused..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
No the spliffs are made by Orange Hawaiins

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:


Hello Smallboy!

I got some sticky shit here, help yourself to hairy honey.

Really nice to meet you at the weekend. we see more Im shure.

Tom

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
*skips in waving magic wand. .graps cam in huge lilli hug and returns the greenage she blagged of him rudely on saterday*


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
weeeeeeee ello
*wanders in cheerfully*

Hey SmallBoy! hows fings? hope they are all still "Peachy"!


xoxoxxxo *HUGZ*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
oh right.. are the related to the Tango man??

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:

Anything except Jez's dancing marraccas game

(*Bangs head on table*)

Which is what he thinks he's talking everyone into playing Friday night at his house.
(I don't care how many beers he feeds me, it isn't going to happen)

ROFLMAO - How ture, How true!

Pssst - am actually back at work today!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
no that is the strain. tastes kinda fruity, smells abit like oranges

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
you'er not thinking of actual oranges are you Bram?

Hey Small Boy how's Trix?

Meh


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Nix? - U da man
(*Grabs smokes worth and gets to work*)
Wicked to meet u back mate, your contact staff is ludicrously good and I'll have to grab hold of u next time I see u.
Oh and your sig:- that's what I thought but some of them think you're mad and tell u they'll withdraw all hugs on the next burn u give yourself - Go figure...........

Lolli - Mwa x
It wasn't a rude blag it was a Jedi mind trick on account of u being 2 cute to resist - lol

Flynt - You leave "Peachy" alone......lol
Great to speak 2 u. Take care and see you over here in 2004 - xxx

MisStix - I'm lost, but that's fine coz I'm used to it by now. People keep forgetting I iz just an ickle male type and therefore has the intellectual capacity of a wet spounge.

Hels - Hope the studying goes ok and I'll think of you while I'm having a good time tonight - lol

Bram - I got lost when the 1st comment was raised so I'll just lay here and smoke this spliff

C@ntus - Trix is good, she was a bit under the weather the other day on account of the weather being above us and all but it's all good.
Nope, I'm thinking of Rupunzel again, damn......errrm Oh Trix.......(*Bangs head on table*)......Trix is good coz of the magic wand that Lolli left behind earlier shhhhhhhh, she might come get it back.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
OK, I'm starting to realise that I'm the only person that posts in my intro so I might have to stop posting in everyone elses until the balance has been rectified somewhat......

.........naaaaa just have to slap some peeps

Just popping in to say "Hello" and that "I have a new job"

Yippee-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce
(*Goes off in search of caffeine*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
"YAAAAAAAY FOR CAM!!"

oh sweety tis brilliant am so pleased

lots and lots of celeberatory and owed to you

luv u to bits
lolli x x

ps: offeres mr fluffy for waking everyone else


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
and it all starts to fall back into place

you watch, tonight your will turn up, someone from hollywood will announce pre-production has started on blade 3 and at least 17 beautiful girls will finally work out that nice guys are not only great to be with but are also far better in bed and instantly fall at your feet.

hope the new grindstone is what you were hoping for - best of luck mate

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Well done - what cha doing to earn the greenage pennies now then hun?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
Been a while since I checked your intro and did not realise that your intro thread has turned into an insult Jez thread. I hereby ban all those people who have insulted me from my house and my kind hospitality will cease.

Unless.......

You all send me a written apology in no less than 30 words into my intro thread for the misdemeaners you have commited!!

So I count smallboy, cantus and hels bells. I eagerly await your replies!



Haha and the added part of the game is you have to find my intro thread first as it has disappeared into a sea of pages. Have fun!!!

[ 19. November 2002, 08:58: Message edited by: Jez ]

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
And you call yourself a granola head smallboy. You should be ashamed at not knowing the BC stuff

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


faery emBRONZE Member
fae
259 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
YYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
have a glass of cheap fizzy wine to make you look like you're celebrating in the normal way

*thinks: maybe he can start buying poor students drinks again*

warp children still smile the same

"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
weehee, congrats Cam! *hugz* dats good to hear! YAYAYAYYAYAY!

*curls up in corner and goes to sleep*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
bah....bastard...oh...wait...i got a job too! yay! me and cam can be twins! yipee!! ive always wanted a small big brother!

thought i should should say hi.........but then i realised if i did i would be breaking my vow of silence....which as i didnt take up....i can speak "Hi!"

cna i have a cup of tea and make a cheese on toast as im parched.

aaaaaaaaaaaathankyou

lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
ooooh cheese toasties!

snuggles up on sofa between cam and jon . . mind if i join you?

need job need job grr, being a student is far too costing lol


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
::gives Small boy a hug::
hello gorgeous

how is life treating you, sexy one ?

if fed up with London s blatant lack of sun, consider Florida ; good weather and great people here

Shine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oooooh long one for ya......(*wink, wink*)

MisStix - I'm in IT projects, I go round deciding what IT is going to do doing over the next 6 months etc...for burberrys clothing.
25% Discount on clothes (not that I'd wear them myself but I do suddenly have several new girl mates - lol).....5 WEEKS holiday a year - Muhahahahaha - and burberry girls......

(*Hugz Lolli for no other reason that her irresistable cuteness and passes spliff her way*)

Coleman - "you watch, tonight your will turn up, someone from hollywood will announce pre-production has started on blade 3 and at least 17 beautiful girls will finally work out that nice guys are not only great to be with but are also far better in bed and instantly fall at your feet"

Muhahahaha - shhhhh....the fact that nice guys are more considerate lovers is the only thing that keeps me sane. At least when they pass u up to go out with some bad-ass biker type u can laugh at them for not getting off 5 times a night.

Bram - I am ashamed.....definitely.....I just can't think of a fitting punishment for my ignorance - if you wish to inspire me then please do - lol

Amy K - Emily honey, I'll buy poor students a drink when they come visit us in the land of spitz. Especially if they're as kind-hearted, lovely and as good a friend as you. But meet us half way and come down to spin - lol

Flynt - Babe, gald to hear u are well....(PM)

Jon - fanx bro, t'would be an honour.
Make everyone a tea if you're making yourself one.

Cass - honey, lovely to hear from you again....life is good, and getting better....not saying anything coz I don't want to jynx myself tho - lol xxx

Jez - OK, if you're SURE that's what u want - lol

Apology in progress - Muhahahahaha.......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorted............lol

Hugz to everyone who came to visit me in my humble intro.....sorry if I haven't made enough postings in your individual intro's recently....You're all lovely.

Cam - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Babe you are a star I hope all is going well for you at the moment!

I am sorry I dont believe I have made my mark.

*giggles to and fro and jumps up twice spreading pixie dust all over the place*

(WARNING: pixie dust might contain high levels of MDMA be careful how you spread it!)

Anyways I am just passing by to say hello and am currently rolling up a big fatty. Hey sexy small you want a puff?!

Much love and hugs,
Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
*takes a puff and then realises the sexy comment and that it wasn't meant for him**passes to Smallboy* ahem....yes....i would like to make a 'contribution' *plops down an ounce in a box that says bounce*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Spread it in a line along this mirrored table please -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Thistleold hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK


Posted:
Hello small boy, I can't remeber if I've visited you here or not so I called round with a jar of cookies for you. Sorry, I've eaten some on the way here as I was starving due to lack of bread to make toast in the woods.

So glad to see you feeling more like your old self these days

Are we nearly there yet?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yep, I'd say the operation to have my head surgically removed from my ass (*metaphorically before anyone starts*) was a flying success.

Passes spliff to person after Thistle coz she's a non-smoker badger loving kinda girl - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Lovely cookies BTW.

Do u like the Leaning tower of piza that I've just has moved here. It's a bit old and wobbly but after I've had it re-painted and straightened up it should make a nice bird table

(*places cup of tea with 2 sugars in it on the side to cool*)

[ 22. November 2002, 05:15: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
*quickly runs in and sits next to thistle, blatently intercepting the normal rotation of the spliff*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


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