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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
...in return I might have to use you as a random beer drinking partner and get you a beer or 3...

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oh yeah, "Hi Jem".....see you tuesday for a hug and stuff

Hmmmm, looking at the recent visitors list you'd think the London crew got nothing better to do than hang out here....

(*Goes off to get fluffy vibrating cushions*)

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jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
you worry me sometimes cam

vibrating fluffy cusions, now what whould you be needing those for?

you must be suffering from jemma hug withdrawl symptoms

[ 28. October 2003, 05:52: Message edited by: jemmamimajemima (smallgirl) ]

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry, didn't mean to forget you, it's just the amount of other sexy ickle poi girls online all at once made me dizzy - ....oh you mean the cushions...ok.... x

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Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think Mister Smallboy needs a good for all the posts he has made today



Love ya!!

MWAH

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Open to offers -

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Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Friday do ya Ok???

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
cant help but feel a little left out here


Holistic Spinner (I hope)


Psylent_BoBmember
13 posts

Posted:
Evenin Smalls,

thought I'd pop me head round the door and say hi, hope I didn't catch you with your pants down...

*sees the vibrating fluffy cusions and imminent spankings*

Oh!

Take it easy m8...

PsyB.

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Poor Bluecat,

You want people to offer to spank you too

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I'll spank you if you spank me back mate - ....

Not really the same though when there's 4 million exceptionally fit poi girls doing nothing except make tea and skin up, is it?

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jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
that reminds me i must get some more teabags.............and some sugar, some idiot friend of a house mate decided to nick a whole hobnob tin of brown cooking sugar and a few other things grrrrrrrrrrrr my milk seems to mysteriously dissappear into thin air too grrrrrrrr lol

any way how are you ma boy?

life peachy for you?

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Life's peachy for me princess

Random name crisis at the moment but life's a bit hyperactive so such madnesses are sent to keep me sane.

London poi peeps keeping me entertained lots which is wicked and going filming lots of sexy poi girls spin glowy stuff on Friday -

Plus someone reckons they have to stop my shoulder hurting and the best way to do that is put me through what will undoubtedly be lots of pain.

Must stop letting people know I do computers coz I'm fixing one tomorrow night but there's an offer of people to drink beer with so it all works out ok.

And next week I'll be Brixtoning it for some strange reason BUT I DON'T JUGGLE!!!!!!!

How's u? or indeed anyone and everyone that has 3 minutes to post an update on life in general and stop for a beer and a spliff

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I would love a beer, but prehaps one of the aussie kind... would you like one smallboy?

Non-Https Image Link

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
meep!

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Did anyone else just hear half a roadrunner?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by BallSy mo:
And next week I'll be Brixtoning it for some strange reason BUT I DON'T JUGGLE!!!!!!!

But I heard a rumour that you do juggle

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
sorry Mr Small...I kinda let the ball out the bad about you juggling

OOOppppss me bad, perhaps I need one of these do I need to say please

Bams

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Valura - Yes please.....(*to coin a Python quote*) English beer being like having sex in a canoe

Bamz - I'm not sure you need a , but you're getting one anyway

Hels - It's just a rumour - xxx

(*Puts down seed under an anvil for bluecat*)

Simian - nope, I hear nothing although I've seen half a minute before, they're highly over-rated coz they don't last as long......but ideal if you only have 30 seconds to do something in

[ 07. November 2003, 03:12: Message edited by: 'ola BlymS ]

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The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
hey cam, i dunno if ciaran went to spitz to give you back your rings, but chek ur PM, itll hav his mobile numba, you kinda left them in his troosers!

oh well what can u do?

take care, and ill see you soon

hugs n kissies

DB
X x X x X

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cheers Dave, and clear out your pm box, it's full - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah im cool hun, last week we had a bonfire as high as our house, tell a lie our landlords had a tipsy industrail size bonfire at the end of our garden which was cool

i keep managing to set things alight like gas cookers(yes i know you are MEANT to light them, but im sure the flames are not meant to lick the walls and paint the wall black lol), eeerm a fish tank heater melted a window frame, i managed to get flourecnt spray paint on "our" patio and pissed off our landlord AGAIN


but other than that everythings cool lol


i bet you could juggle if you tried lol

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The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
thanks for the heds up, will do.

keep safe!

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
*Pokes head into thread... *

Say, how you doing??? just wanted to say hi...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Ooooooh...


Look what I found..

Thought i should return it to the owner...

MandSILVER Member
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada


Posted:
Hey Cam, was really nice to meet you at Joes in kent.
Just stopped by to offer some of these-
hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug
and to drop off a lovely nice fat spliff.
Laters potaters. biggrin
---------------------
It used to seem to me that my life ran on too fast, and i had to take it slowly just to make the good parts last. But when you're born to run its so hard to just slow down.

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hurrah for the return of smallboy's intro thread!

biggrin

you can stop sulking now and come back tongue

ubbrollsmile

wave see you next weekend

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Quote:



you can stop sulking now and come back tongue








ubblol

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
*drags in soapbox from c@ntus' thread and jumps on with mega phone.......*

SMMMMAAAALLL BOYYYYYEEEEEE comeeee baccckk!!!!

I need your address so I can do christmas fairy stuff.

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


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