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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oi! Mr Cameron aka Smallboy if that is your real name which it clearly isn't.

On the 7th of December 2002 Simian posted (in an entirely seperate thread)
quote:
Where has the question mark from this sentence gone
Then on the 27th February 2003 some cheeky c*nt called Smallboy posted (in another entirely seperate thread)
quote:
Have you seen the escaped question mark from the end of this sentence
THIS IS PLAGIARISM! (or possibly plaigerism. whatever.)

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Buggerritt, I knew I'd nicked it from someone.....

Eeerrrrrrm, (*loud whirry clunking noises as SmallBoy attempts to think his way out of this one*) sure send your lawyers round.

My real name is Dave Browne, i live in Waterloo and I wear womens clothes.

Bring it on...........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Ahha! Now the link between you and your evil twin becomes even clearer!

2 identical Smallboys in dresses - kinky!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
if you sue mr browne here, i'm sueing the bamstar too she nicked my 'from the london eye, on a clear friday, i can see all the way to sunday'.

actually, i think i'll let her have that one but if you're reading this bam - stay away from my peas!

peas out.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right then Mr Browne, my crack squad of assault barristers are currently converging on your position armed with electroshok stun batons and recoilless auto-summons.

There is no escape bwahahahaha

hang on, that name, the address, the clothing habits, seem strangely familiar...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Muhahahahaha - almost as funny as Jez threatening to have me "Gob Fucked" by UCOF as retribution for bringing him into this.

Bless.....

Anyway, I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit so I went out and bought some nice relaxing pictures that I can stare at gormlessly after this weekends mind rape of madness, asylums and taking pills with cartoons.....at least that's what i thought we were doing.......


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[ 28. February 2003, 21:57: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Bliss - Its Friday!!
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Cartoon Asylum sounds like lots of fun, sad I can't make it. However I have a drinking session planned with some very dear friends from Eire so its all good!

Now who want hot chocolate?


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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I'll have to go with Dizzmonsters earlier point of view and say yep, but only if you're making it with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on.

(Whipped cream innuendo take 2 for all those that missed it the 1st time round)

At least i gave credit for my plagarism this time round........

[ 01. March 2003, 00:05: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
My expectation of Smallboy:
An ickle ball of energy who gives great hugs and has a sliff hanging out of his mouth.

The reality of Smallboy:
An ickle ball of energy who gives great hugs and has a sliff hanging out of his mouth.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Awwww - cheers Dr G....you luvvly too -

(*Goes off to find the words "cute", "funny", "mad", "sweet" etc... that seem to have escaped from the last post*) -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
just wanted to pop in and say thank-you for the pictures. the last one is so needed today you just wouldn't believe.

no sleep since friday night bar a few hours last night and a (self-inflicted) drain on my system that the national grid would have trouble coping with. running on empty doesn't even start to describe it.

i'd like to think that peachy is at least in sight for you if not already in your grasp. i need to be chirpy for tomorrow night (fairie playtime again - at long last) but fully expect to fade out early due to the weekend fallout.

what did ya think of the party this time round (even though you left halfway thorugh you nutters!!)?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I just want to say a HUGE thank you to Cam for Saturday night. You were the ONLY person I trusted for a long time. So thanks for staying with me.

What a wicked party!! Still feeling a bit !!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:


Ohh boy!!!!!!

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Oooh!!! Glad to hear you guys had fun!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ooooooooooooooh...nice pictures.....


i like the laurels particularly..

i still think we need some porn mags in the corner..

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Porn in the corner?, don't think Uncle Malcolm would appreciate me littering his rented appartment with dodgy pics mate.....and that's not mentioning SmallGirl.
(Please take care of her tonight people and try not to corrupt her too much without me - hehehehe)

Hels, luvzyu - glad I was there for ya - x
Kinda sorry I had to go to work today though

Cole - Half way thru???? - sorry for not staying to do more laughing gas, and I'll catch up with you to give you that 2 quid -

I'm more than peachy, but that's mainly thanx to all the lovely people that keep me that way.
The party was wicked, and I'll be there again next time

When we doing more filming again? - Just so I know when to invite people along

Bamz - we know...... - Hope u guys had a good trip

Have more fire footage from last night - wooohooo - that's 40 mins worth now and some of the sets we did kick ass.
Just pissed off that I managed to screw up 3 times on my first poi burn

Oooooo Mountains - (*Wishing I'd brought my camcorder*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Mate.....i still havent met your smallgirl.....

WHO IS SHE???!!?!

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yes you have, she's the Girl looking SmallPerson at Spitz on a tuesday -

Spends time hugging Boy Looking SmallPerson at Spitz on a teusday and at various other times & locations.........

(*Goes off to think up a way of narrowing it down further over a cheese sandwich and a sliff - *)

(*return momentarily with a donut, an owl, and a banjo*)

Oh yeah, she does poi........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Comes in with own spangly new page 15*)

Fine, been sat there for 2 days or so......give myself a new page shall I???? eh? eh??

Tarts!!!!, come in, drink tea, smoke some green but when it comes to tidying away the last page and setting up a new one, no-one can be arsed.

Page 2 twice in 2 days indeed - hrrrumphhh.....

Oooo - does anyone like my new sig?
Not sure how it's working out at the moment.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Except that it wouldn't update until I posted again.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Admit it Smallone - you just wanted to see your name in print, again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

Yes, I like your sig very much!! Its a motto to live by!

If you & smallgirl are free to join us after 5pm tom. ask Cole for details. Your email is full. Empty your inbox you lazy boy!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry can't make it, at Peppers gig apparently.

Hmmm - should be a laugh, but upset I'll be missing you guys.

Chat u soon, and enjoy your weekends

Mwa - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Indeed and you will! Lovely lovely!

Have mucho fun

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*wanders in, rolls an American sliff (no tobacco, just herbal goodness) and takes a few puffs. Then walks right up to Smallboy, holds the sliff right in his face and whispers "Ping!"*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
pong

*takes 4 tokes and wakes up smallboy in time for his super-blowback dosing*

hey dr g

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hi Teeny.

Not sure if this is any interest to you. Only I noticed Simian mentioned them (but I can't be @rsed to find his intro).

But anyhoo:
2nd August 2003 Auto Assembly 2003
Venue: Britannia Hotel, New Street, Birmingham
Guests: TBC
Details: Auto Assembly 2003 is a Transformers collectors fair with dealers travelling from all over the UK with competitions, toy displays and much more. Admission prices start from £3.50. Booking form and further details from the official website. Please note the new date.
Contact: Auto Assembly, PO Box 8966, Great Barr, Birmingham, B43 5ST
Telephone: 07860 948296


full details

Meh


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Sheesh. I think Cam may go down on record as the only person to ever lose a "ping" right in his face.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
Broadband is up and running Woohoo.

Home of poi from home!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a bit excited, should calm down.

Breath in.......breath out.......

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Errrrm, many apologies for not posting in anyone elses intro for ages but I haven't got the time at the moment.

Dr G - 1st person possibly, first time it's happened....definitely not.

Hey Jam(es) - thanks for the info, although I might not make this year as I have to tidy my room.

Mmmmmm - toasty blowback action........

Chilis gig was awesome, although my shoulders are still aching from having SmallGirl up on my shoulders for some of it, and obviously spinning too much fire over the weekend..........as if there is such a thing.

42 minutes of filmage left to use up.........woooohoooooo

Roll on Thursday - .......

Everyone still up for burning stuff???

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


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