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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Hey Everyone...

Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..

Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..

I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance... [Razz]

Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon... [Wink]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
tee hee
You are berry berry cute ade....oh berrys...
*runs off to find strawberry shortcake goodness* ubblove

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
eek ubblol eek ubblol

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
oh dear.
I cant believe that I said that!!!! eek eek redface redface redface

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Posted:
hi valura wave just stopped in to ask you if you could spare some change for a frontal lobotamy or a bottle in front of me?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
**searches pockets and finds $1.25 in schraps... **
Ill sell you a $1.25 for $2.50... just like that guy off ebay!!!
biggrin hug
Ohhh
I have been having lovely times with the fraggles..Fluffy made lovely bacon blankets last night and c@ntus taught me new doubles tricks and Im one stoked chicken!!! ubblove

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
Quote:

Originally posted by Valura
Fluffy made lovely bacon blankets last night



However, I would like to state that sleeping under a bacon blanket may not be for everyone, but if it is for you, those midnight snacks sure are easy to fix... rolleyes

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Posted:
mmm bacon blankets!

did they have chese or sausage in the middle?

i asked for mayo on my warm sauge and bacon bap on sunday and i git such a funny look!

i think teh lady was weird!
laterdays

hug

Step (el-nombrie)

TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England

Posted:

And now, a word from our sponsor

eek eek biggrin

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Posted:
Stop going through my draws Bov...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
*crawls back up onto chair after falling off in a fit of laughter*

OH MY GOD!!! ubblol Thats the funniest thing I have seen for a while!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
i miss Bugis...

He left a lovely picture and a a note in my contact ball bag for me and I miss him!!!! frown

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
well seeing as you have all turned into snobs and dont want to talk to me anymore.. I have decided to put pictures up of what looks like our new toy mukluk... I will be the only one to see them seeing as Im the only one that ever comes in here... so there nana

after the fraggles took bugis with them we missed having someone to cuddle and to make us laugh so we went and found mukluk. He is a husky.
um

I have just realised that I dont know how to upload the pics I just took with the web cam.. so flynty is gunna help me!! smile stay tuned for flynty goodness smile ubblove ubbrollsmile


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.

Posted:
I'm not a snob! I LOVE YOU Miss Chicken! ...and I brought some friends....

angel angel2 angel

bounce bounce2 bounce

hug ubblove hug

biggrin smile biggrin

grouphug



meditate wink meditate


ubbloco cool ubbloco


ubbrollsmile ubblove ubbrollsmile

ubblol nana ubblol

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
yay... thanks moon pixie!!
ubblove I love you too!!!
I cant wait till I see you again! ubbangel

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Posted:
owww miss chicken, i need to talk to you about august and my lil trip, when would be best to emither you about it?

hug

i wna to come play with teh crazy chicken and teh sexy man!

*sings, in a scottish accent*
oww sexy man, sexy man!

*relises ha cant sing and stops!*

laterdays lady!

Step (el-nombrie)

PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Posted:
Yes chicken i've got the same feeling frown

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
we love the dreaded pirate FLYNTY oh yes we doooo



mukluk



mukluk posing



angel you are the best flynty
EDITED_BY: Valura (1085529037)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Keep smiling puko... thats what Im doing! biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.

Posted:
ubblol at Mukluk posing

Mukluk is a sexy beast! wink ...hehe

I don't think Bugis liked me very much 'cause I thought the fraggles said his name was Booggers (like in ya nose) tongue ...hehe*:.

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia

Posted:
oooooooooooooh
arrrrrrrrrgh
*eh*

piratey noises.

biggrin

there's a pirate that lives in my puku now, he says ARRRRRRRGH and neeeeeeeeeerrrrrrgh alot. specially when i dont feed him....

I think he and the puku fingers are gonna mutany!

*wanders off singing about pirates who dont do anything*

Currently on the right side up of the world.

falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe

Posted:
Mukluk has had muchluck in finding such lovely owners to take care of him! He has puppy dog eyes too! wink
He is the polar opposite of yoghurt that falls out of the refrigerator and splashes on your pants when you open the door. He's beautiful. biggrin

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

Bugishave fur, will huggle
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.

Posted:
Hello Moon Pixie lady. I liked you very much. i roded in your combi and it smelled of pixies and i stayed in your house and it smelled of more pixies and honey and ginger and lemon.

Aunty kristy I saw Mukluk on the picture you sent. he looks very furry. can you give him a hug from me? And get him to hug you and say that it's from me?

And can someone tell Falloutboy that he's a rubbish monkey and a scaredyhuman. And that he's also lovely (but say it really quietly so he doesn't really hear you, and iff he asks what you said then tell him you asked what the time was).

bye bye
today I'm going to meet uncle dentrassi and, tomorrow, Uncle Malcolm

I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!

"Lets get Jinky with it!"

falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe

Posted:
Sorry, did somebody say something? Oh, yep, sure.. it's about 11:25 in the morning. Hi Bugis!
Non-Https Image Link


biggrin





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-As angels debate chance and fate-

i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Posted:
HHHEEEELLLOOO NURSE! I'm gonna be leaveing for boot camp in 9 days so i'm here to say byes cause i have no clue as to when the next time i'll be back on the board after thursday. so byes! hug

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.

Posted:
ubblove Bugis ubblove

ubblol hehehe that so cute... ubbidea dose Bugis have an intro thread yet? smile

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
oh bugis I am so happy that I have found such a lovely monkey to be my friend.. Mukluk licked my face and said that it was his way of saying Hi to you too soooo....... **wipes face and puts mukluk slobber on bugis** thats his kisses for you....

Oh vt... hurry back!!! we will miss you!

moon pixie? princess? I miss you.. Im really glad that you are floating around still.... angel peace thats you.. a hippie angel.

FLOOUT!! how are you my cold toed hippie? No more parking fines?

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe

Posted:
Ooooh ooo. I just read the 'Bible flaws' thread and got very angry and wrote a big response to Barazuka.. but then decided it might be nicer to just leave some happy thoughts in here instead. hug

I am well, with no parking fines, but definitely cold toes.

Here's a happy photo i tooked of the wee cherub living in our garden who wanted to say hello to you.

ubbangel ubblove



(Also Buddha wanted to say G'day to Arsn, and this turtle would like to know if Mukluk is a vegetarian.. and if not, whether or not he eats turtles.) smile





-As angels debate chance and fate-

i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
oh your picture bought grins of happiness and feelings of love mr faloooot!!!
Thank you so much....
hug angel heart kiss
we love you fallout...
BTW i hope you are home tonight... wink

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Posted:
bloop bloop and other noises.

hey mukluk (what does that mean?) and hey everyone - I see Bugis has been sneaking about using the computer in the middle of the night. lol.

ubblove for you mistress Kristy and MoonPixie and many huggles for you two. We both miss you lots and lots and lots and are very sad that we have to go home and not see you again for a long long time. But we have photographic evidence of your existance which I'm going to decorate if I ever get them developed.

would anybody like a timtam? I'm addicted - I like the chewy caramel ones the mostest hug2

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

becBRONZE Member
member
521 posts
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia

Posted:
I'd *loooove* a timtam thank you... and how 'bout some hot chocolate to go with it *Yum*
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