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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
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Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
cinnamon???
speaking of which, why is it that kiwis seem to put cinnamon on their cuppacinos rather that chocolate? "Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
...
, what makes that so much more funnier is that I just had an image of Valura putting "cinnamon" on her coffee...You see Den, the story of cinnamon goes a little like this...
Scene setting, It was a beautiful day... the sun was shinning, the birds were chirping, and falloutboy was driving Flynt, Valura and I to Earthcore...
arsn:- Man, I really wish I could have worn my poncho to Earthcore...
Flynt:- Well why didn't you?
arsn:- Well you see, it kinda got wet and I kinda just left it laying around... and well, it's smells like cinnamon...
Flynt:- But I like cinnamon!
arsn:- Well... replace the word cinnamon, with the word algae... as in... Valura smells of cinnamon...
Valura:- *Hits poor lil arsn very very hard... (and he didn't even do anything wrong???)*
And here ends the story of cinnamon... hence the fact Valura likes cinnamon on her coffee... I hope we've all learneded something from this... Tune in next week for more adventures of that loverble character arsn... oh, and valura will be along too...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
i suspect that you may be about to be slapped again very shortly....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
and if chicken doesnt slap you...... I WILL!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
now I have actually spoken to the both of you on the phone,
I now know why you get on so well.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
you are so lovely UCOF... even when you are being a sleepy student!!
Flynty I need to talk to you about how cool you are. I shall be ringing shortly!!
arsn.... Telling the cinnamon story on hop..... thats a paddling
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
UCOF that was a lovely thing to say
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
thats ok valura glad you like them, just keep teh bristles like they are when you got them, or they will splay out and youwont be abl eto use them, you need to make sure they always go back to points!
beyoing that glad you like them, ill write you soon sweetei!
happy days, glad they got there, although i did stamp them for you with my stamp, but the fool in teh post office stuck the customs sticker over my stam, so if you look under the sticker, you will see my seal! enyou sweetie
arsn, you will get ur pressie just as soon as i find one for you!
(ps nice story, and i dont understand why you got slapped!
)ucof is nice in most ways, he gave me a cool hug as soon as i arrived at joes after traveling for like 5hrs to se e the ppl, but he still wont have sex with me, and dirty sex at that!
flynt, i still love you!
Step (el-nombrie)
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
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arsn:- Well... replace the word cinnamon, with the word algae... as in... Valura smells of cinnamon...
In grade 8 at school I changed schools and someone asked my name and they thought I said Algae (instead of Elke) and so I was stuck with it for the whole of grade 8... 
But now that I'm an all grown up pixie, if you call me Algae, I'll kick yar ass! 
hehehe or at least sprinkle you with some mean assed pixie dust *:. *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Quote:
Originally posted by Moon Pixie
if you call me Algae, I'll kick yar ass!
Such harsh words
from a wee lil pixie... it just doesn't seem right... 
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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arsn.... Telling the cinnamon story on hop..... thats a paddling
maybe thats why he told it....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
WOW. you and arsn are quiet scarily similar in your preverted way of thinking. No wonder you guys got on so well. We will be seeing you in sydney next ,my friend... thats our next stop for a holiday.........
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yay! when?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
wont be for at least two months at the moment... but its sooner rather than later!!! YAY
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
but but but but but...........
you can meet dentrassi before me i dont wnat him smelling of algie when i meet him
Step (el-nombrie)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I have already met him mech and he is just lovely... he already smells of algae!
wow yesterday was the best day and I had such a smiley and love filled day and I want to thank the pixies, eleanor, puk and the schlong king arsn (LOL that was one of the funniest things you have done in a loonnng time babe)
you guys made my day just luffly!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
schlong king ?
is that the australian equivalent of a thwap-master?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
This is a public service announcement:
Just in case you had forgotten:
Valura Rocks
thanks for the card m'dear, that was so thoughtful
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I had so much happiness making it for you, so a happy return for me too!!!
Much love to Ade your a sweetheart
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
here here! I'll toast to that! Valura Rocks!!!*:.
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Quote:
schlong king ?
is that the australian equivalent of a thwap-master?
No he doesnt turkey slap anyone... lets just say that ella has a photo that is sure to raise a few eyebrows... (troy sitting on a statue of a kangeroo and it looks as though he has a mighty schlong)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Quote:
Originally posted by Valura
it looks as though he has a mighty schlong
LOOKS??? it's so big it doesn't return Spielberg's calls!!!
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
turkey-slap??
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yup....
turkey slap is the act of slapping ones face with the genitals...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
bring back teh good old THWAP!
(the action if slapping ur penis against someones forhead while they are sleep!
)very fun indeed to do to ppl who deserve it!
Step (el-nombrie)
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Quote:
Originally posted by Mech
very fun indeed to do to ppl who deserve it!
Deserve what??? your penis or to be thwap'd???
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
1,810 posts
Location: London
Hello magical Princess
I hope your side of the world is treating you well
You're always in my heart.
Lisa
Ohh and give that young man of yours one of these from me
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Quote:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mech
very fun indeed to do to ppl who deserve it!
Deserve what??? your penis or to be thwap'd???
surly if im using my penis then deserving or not they are still going to get my willie as well ???
still this is normaly done at parties, and will not be traveling to oz with me!
Step (el-nombrie)
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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surly if im using my penis then deserving or not they are still going to get my willie as well ???
still this is normaly done at parties, and will not be traveling to oz with me!
you mean its detachable??
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
yes, my willie has a small spring loaded clip to eth side, if i push and twist it will come away cleanly!
now shhh you, ppl shouldnt know this one of the m may steal it while i sleep!
then again who would touch my willie??!??!?!?!?!?1?!
Step (el-nombrie)
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