Forums > Introductions > Valura
Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
![[Razz]](images/graemlins/tongue.gif)
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
![[Wink]](images/graemlins/wink.gif)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Oh, were we meant to be sneaky?!?!? Oh, all right then, if you insist...
So, Valura, I'm unhappy at the moment because I ran out of chocolate.
Starfish, the name of this imaginary friend I just made up, told me i shouldn't eat chocolate because I start going all wierd and making up imaginary friends.
AND then he accused me of deliberately repeating a sneakey spelling mistake for C@ntus to find. I mean REALLY...
Oh yeah, and there's this cow in South America that likes to hit things with it's head when it feels threatened.
I think its called a Butt-Ox!!!!
HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
That is stuper!!!!! I cant believe how imaginative you are sweetie!!! and I dont want you to feel down about having no chocolate though..that would make me feel like an
Non-Https Image Link
Non-Https Image Link
ahahahahahaha
buahahhah muahahhahhaa
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*shakes head at Valura and Charles*
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel now arent you?
Valura sweetness! that would explain why i couldnt get a hold of you over the weekend again! I hope your phone gets better soon? i think i'd be lost without mine ...
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Sneakey?
Meh
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ahahahaha This is getting a bit silly BUTT I cant help myself.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Doesnt anyone wanna play? Im LONELY!!!!!
Nobody comes into my thread anymore
Non-Https Image Link
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*wanders in and shows Valura the tin of soup she just bought from the heinz shop*
*also has chocolate all around her mouth, but doesnt know that...*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
i think Valura really pouts like this when no one wants to play:
Non-Https Image Link
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*Big happy grin that someone still loves me...*
um Flynt..you have a little....( gestures to her mouth )
Then throws a HUGE blob of chocolate mousse at flynty....
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Yip I do pout like that. *Big brown puppie dog eyes.*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Isn't that punky bruster ? . I thought you did more of a not happy jan look ?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hahahaha
Punky brewster!!! I remember that show...I called my cat PUNKY after her, when I was 9. Then my cat gotten runned over. oh. I remember that.
But yeah I get really sulky when Im cross...and I stamp my feet and stuff...hahaha
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
damn girl you find the cutest piccys...
I tryed to come to melbourne this weekend and I found out prices for a flight and stuff..488.00!!!! ouch.... Per person
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Yeah so I cant come, at the moment, but we are gunna save and splurge!!!! hooray!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I have decided to get my ass back into shape and have joined up at the gym which is for chicks only. WOW I didnt know what a fuss it would cause!!!
all the guys who found out at work are screaming that its sexist. I didnt even think of that at all I just went there because I didnt want boys staring at me while I was all yucky and sweaty...To be honest Im a little shy.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Yeah it's a self-esteem thing isn't it ?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
without a doubt puk-ee-o
where have you been?? Im worried about you
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Yes it is sexist...but so are most of the guys who make women feel uncomfortable in ??co-ed?? gyms, so it all evens out in the end...
HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I suppose. I would get embrassed with big muscle men around everywhere i think.
Where is flynt today?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
I think it's probably less the musclemen and more the old beergut-balding-leering-sleazebag-chuavinist-slimeballs...
Any proposed dates for arrival in auckland? Mumtaz may or may not be here, she's going to stay with her family for a week or so, as they have hardly seen Yaqub since he was born. I'll miss both of the, but maybe catch up on some sleep...
HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
did someone mention my name?
*wanders in bringing a few friends with her...*
Non-Https Image Link
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
ummmmm, flynt, I think your friend on the right has an alien or somthing bursting out of his shoulderblade...
HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
what about in this pic here?
Non-Https Image Link
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
much better, now the guy on the right has it bursting out of his chest. (take a close look)
And every knows, if you are going to have an alien bursting out of you, the ONLY place it should be exiting is through the chest.
HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Thank you cahrles for not uttering the word 'p---e" in my thread Im stoked bud...
I fly out on the 16th Charles...I have to try to talk my nana into lending me her car so that I can hot foot it into auckland...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Where will you be driving from? If it's only for a few days, it might be easier (and safer) to catch a train or bus...
NZer's aren't the nicest drivers in the world, and a quite a few visitors here have rather nasty accidents (as do the locals too)..
:::worry worry worry:::
:::fret fret fret:::
HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oh sweetie!!lol
Im a born and bred Kiwi and learnt how to drive in a sheep paddock in the wairarapa...
Since then I have been driving around the city in Brisbane and I've turned into an assertive driver...Ill be all good... how sweet of you to fret...
Ill be driving up from Masterton
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Yes
:nod:
Valura looks like this:
Non-Https Image Link
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Similar Topics
Using the keywords [valura] we found the following existing topics.
- Forums > Im going CRAYZEE with out my puter [11 replies]
- Forums > Using the search engine... [13 replies]
- Forums > Sexy bitches in Byron [1 reply]
- Forums > nominations for favriot avater are... [54 replies]
- Forums > who would you have in your HOP wedding? [121 replies]
Show more..
© 1998 - 2025 Home of Poi
All prices converted to United States dollars using XE.com