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Login/Join to ParticipateNortheast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
Name: Matt (aka heXus, xfauxsn, and the like)
Sex: Male
Age: 17
Location: Connecticut, USA
Your favourite website/s: This one (of course!), www.ipodlounge.com
Favourite Toys: Started out with poi, then moved on to staff.. well, it was really the other way around since I learned martial arts staff when I was around 10 years old.. But I soon left that and got into poi. Now I do both ^_^ and I also fool around with devilsticks once in a while.. and a yo-yo.. and a lacrosse ball that acts as a CJ ball.
Been twirling since... last May I would say. Got into fire last August, and then my life as I know it now came about.
Occupation: I am a DJ. Wedding DJ, Bar/Bat mitzvah DJ.. general party DJ.. not a cool club DJ.
Hobbies: Well, other than spinning, I'd say anything to do with electronics.. Modding.. creating stuff.
Music: Anything really, 'cept for some classical, and country. I do like some rap, but only stuff that I can do a decent spin to. Other than that I'm really into Trance (think Delerium) and Hardcore Trance (think DJ Darkzone) and also Punk/Rock/Alternative.
Movies: Anything involving Sci-Fi really.. big fan of The Matrix and subsequent films.. also a Star Wars freak. Also.. Rocky Horror Picture Show ^_^ Don't ask unless you're brave..
Books: Most notably stuff by Steven King, Dean Koontz, Michael Chritchon (sp), and also earlier Brian Jaques (mice, wheee!)
Favourite Colour: Gotta be black. Gotta. If not, then probably blue.
Favourite Quote/Saying:
It is easier to build a boy than to mend a man. -Charles Gavin
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
'ello!
welcome welcome welcome! i likes rocky horror picture show too! **sings merrily let's do the time warp again!**
blue's a good color. i like blue.
stop by my thread for some r-rated fun will ya? we always like more people joining us! and narr has a jacuzzi in her thread if you need to relax. and there's snowboarding, mountain biking, surfing, and sunbathing in mand's thread. pop around and introduce yourself!
oh, and please take your shoes off at the door.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*comes in pulling the welcome wagon*
Hello. Welcome to HOP.
*stops and regards the welcome wagon for a moment*
Anyone know what this wagon thing is supposed to do, anyways?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh i do! i do! i am on the offical welcoming committee. i wondered where that went to. i thought perhaps i left it somewhere, but i see you stole it!! how rude!!
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
R-rated fun is goood.. and now that I'm 17 I am legal to go see it
But not partake in it.. that comes when I'm 18.. oh, and can I get on this wagon of yours? 940 posts
Hello, m'dear!
18 is the age of consent in CT? Are you sure? 17 is the age of consent in NY - I remember very clearly when I turned 17...
::insert flashback music::
Me: "I'm 17, at last! Bwahaha! Now I can consent, at long last! Whee!"
My Dad: "What exactly is it that you plan on consenting to?"
Me: "Um.... I dunno. All sorts of interesting things!"
E pluribus unum, baby.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i actually prefer to be off the wagon myself. in fact tonight, i will definately be not on the wagon.
**giggles**
oh, perhaps i shouldn't share for the under 18 crowd. nevermind that. i never said anything.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
Depends on what I'm consenting to though, regyt. Also.. I'm alllmost 18. Very mature for my age
I've seen alot of things.. none of pounce's intro thread is suprising me (yet) 'cept for DykeBoy's entrance. Very, very masculine. Heheh.. All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
**giggles**
random note....doesn't this graemlin remind you of the word guffaw?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
<--definately "guffaw" -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i think i'm slowly getting everyone to agree to the guffaw
so funny...
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
what do I get if I agree to the guffaw?
actually, I'm inclined to agree it is a guffaw, merely for the reason that I do not like being tickled.
Greetings earthling heXus!
Don't know if you are interested (you might be if you like the rocky horror picture show), but I am looking for a cabana boy to keep the woman happy at the beach bar in my thread. So far, your only serious competition for the job would be shadow steppin, and he seems a bit too cocky for the job if you ask me (cabana boys should be sufficiently humble - women like that quality in a man serving them drinks and giving them massages).
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
I might not be available full-time.. I could be part-time though! However, I'm not one for giving massages and such.. more like whippings and the like. (However dark that may sound..) Although I am a nice guy though
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hehe, wait till he hears you called him cocky.
i'm sure he could be beaten into submission tho.....AND HE'D LIKE IT!!! it is SO a guffaw
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
940 posts
Personally, I demand massages from my cabana boys, not whippings. Sorry. Anyone wants to whip me, they have to get through me first.
E pluribus unum, baby.
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i have to agree with regyt on this one. i need a massage from my cabana boy. whippings come later in the bedroom
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
methinks pounce has hijacked this thread.. what with all this talk of cabana boys and whatnot.. I said I would be one.. but I'm not sure if I can fulfill your *ahem* requirements. Although I do give a good head scritching, regyt.. muahaha..
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh my, i have an official spinoff thread? goodness. i thought i just had a number of unofficial ones. i feel so important now
**wanders off to go back to sleep**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
bump..
GUFFAW. Seriously though, I'm gonna have a picture of my car now, anyone care to see? Hehe.. I like my car.. All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
what kind of car do you have?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
'92 Mercedes 2.5L 300D.. The D stands for Diesel
.. Black, of course. Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
:::comes in to sidetrack:::
I agree too...Cabana boys need to be able to give good massages...they can do the occassional ass grabbing, but that's only cuz they know their womens like it...spankings are definitely for the bedroom, not the beach.
::now back to cars::
940 posts
Of course. After all - you can paint your car any color you want, so long as it's black.
E pluribus unum, baby.
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
It's leather interior also.. black. It's puuuuuurty, in the words of my grandma
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
Hey! Guess what! I'm graduating from high school in *counts*... 6 DAYS!! yay for me!
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