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Login/Join to ParticipateLiquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Well, I suppose I should get round to making an intro thread for this newfangled board really, so here goes:
Name: Rory
Sex: Male
Age: 24 going on 6
Favourite Bands:
Super Furry Animals
Leftfield
Lemon Jelly
Reel Big Fish
Bjork
Loads of stuff really.
Favourite Films:
Batman
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Amelie
Dr No
Cheesy war films (the guns of navarone, the bridge on the river kwai etc....)
Favourite Books:
Are you Dave Gorman - Dave Gorman
Das Boot - Lothar-Gunther Buchheim
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Bill Bryson
Favourite Thundercat: Hmm, Cheetara. Or maybe Tigra, since he had the cool whip that could make him invisible.
Favourite Toy: My huge purple muppetskin poi, or my balloons, I'm not sure.
That'll do for now. Feel free to post inane semi-gibberish in here, I'm sure UCOF would do anyway, so you might as well join in
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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There’s always a better way… But we need to figure it out or better yet, get someone else to read this who knows already…
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veteran
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Hey Bov
Thought you'd enjoy this
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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Still wiggling
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Hey mister... hope you're doing ok
xx
Getting to the other side 
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Tosser
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That is the first time in aaaages i have laughed out loud at a link (last time was the world aerobics championships video in Drews thread posted by Dentrassi i think.).
Mr Cough, you are talented indeed
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Location: South Wales
Ta
Skully and I are thinking of buying one of these to have as our festival van.
What do you reckon?
veteran
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Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
They're real too, the comment on that page about the windows had me thinking, but snopes has the answers : https://snopes.com/photos/automobiles/garbagecamper.asp
you can buy one from https://www.terracross.com/
bugger festival accommodation, I want one to live in.
Sadly they cost the same as a real house, 150,000 to 300,000 odd euro's (100,000 to 200,000 £GBP)
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Thanks for finding that link!
I'll look more into it now
You may have already seen this one though: https://www.indianpad.com/story/63255
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
I miss you Mr Bovril.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
the hullhee!
grow one of them things ucoughed.
I will laugh and laugh. Cause its all about me ya know?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
I quite like the idea of a french fork.
However, I'm fairly sure I could only reliably grow a chin curtain. Or possibly a Balbo.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ya know mr bovvie... I reckon you should have a very cute curious george icon.
He is VERY cute.
as a button even.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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I think the Napoleon III Imperial would suit you best
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And I was talking to you then Valura
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Im suprised you didnt comment on the "Van Dyke"
Mumma Hen
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And I was talking to you then Valura
ohhh yeah...I had one of them once... totally did nothing for my jawline ya know...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Momma Bear
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ENJOY!]
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Momma Bear
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Momma Bear
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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He speaks the truth you are yummier than jam and we do both love you loads!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
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Bov thank you so much for offering to make me a new toy
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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I didn't know Bov was making Adult toys!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
HOP Mad Doctor
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Return my phone calls, biotch!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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shHello Bov
I've come back to HoP, like a lost child so thought I'd say hi, please don't make us crash on the way to germany , I like my bum An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
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