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Login/Join to ParticipateZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*edit - my god this is about 2 years old. time for an update!
hey guys,
my names Ed, and im an alcoholic...what?...no applause?....oh crap...wrong group...anyway
Sex: male
Physical Age: 24
Mental Age: 8
Location: at present - House of Gabe, Brisbane
Your favourite website/s: Here!
i seem to spend far too much time chatting with other wierd and wonderful people here.
Favourite Toys: Poi, Contact Staff, Doubles, Doubles Contact, rope dart, my body, other people bodies, sketch pad, & unicycle, sewing machine, furry pants.
Been twirling for: been poiing for over 4 years, contact staffing and doublsing for over two. Have dabbled in most toys over the last 4 yrs
Occupation: Chemical Engineer, Hugger, & Village Idiot.
Hobbies: juggling & firearts (obviously!) music, art, books, history, dance, food, wine, and cooking, ranting, pondering, & massage
Music: originally alternative rock stuff (jeff buckley, radiohead, muse, coldplay, augie march etc - my friends complain my music collection is too depressing) but the occaisional foray into jazz and classical. Over the past yr or so have started really enjoying 'repetative electronic dance music' which i never would have expected. Loving Infected mushsoom, Sphongles DJ set at Erisian Fields doof was a high point in my life
- into anything at the moment - most listening to the Cure, Antony, Younger Brother at the mo.Movies: python & general comedy (mainly british), dark and moody stuff, and quirky short films.
Books: most things - love the fantasy - LOTR etc, also read history - ancient, religous, and science.
Favourite Colour: Burning Kerosene,
Favourite Smell: see above, also Fudge hair stuff, sex, lemon & ginger tea, and the beach (all combined even better!)
Favourite Quote/Saying: theres several...
how about...
if you love something, let it go;
if it comes back, its yours;
if doesnt, hunt it down and kill it.
or maybe a douglas adams quote
"...and then, one thursday afternoon almost 2000 years after a man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change...."
i wont even start on python quotes...
thats about it.
cheers.
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1152254858)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
*squee*
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Good plans Ed!
Look forward to your becoming a Brisbee 
Gnor: crikey indeed hehe!
Hey Ed,
Better make sure we hook up for a beer or two before you head off.
Cheers!
Patrick
107 posts
Location: Brisbane
i can't wait to have you as a housemate!
oh the fun we will have! fires and dvd's and wine and pictionary and trivial pursuit 
i've already invited over a couple of spunky boys for trivial pursuit one night! 
"A Thnead's a fine thing that all people need"
Dr Suess
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
look forward to it. See you saturday.E
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
see you tomorrow!! 
*woot* 
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
see you...well today technically.alas the f*cking removalist hasnt turned up, so not even sure if my stuff will make it to brissy by monday - somewhat defeating the point of me flying up.
seriously not happy jan.
oh well. at least im flying up for a good party
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1148049019)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*dances from one foot to the next*
are ya here yet? are ya here yet?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Happy Birthday!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hippo Birdies Mister! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hippy hoppy birthday Darlingk.
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OK so you arent Su....but its a funky cake
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thanx yoos guyz
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm apparently late.
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Ed? are you in brissie yet?
will you be able to come over for
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
at Lightning - dont worry - i forgot about it myself till someone at work reminded me.should be up in a couple of weeks chicken dear
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
*runs by and grabs Ed by the tail*
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Hi! I missed your birthday! But thats ok cos you havent posted me a surprise yet...
:P
also
I miss you.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Ed Ed.. you're supposedly a Brisbanite but saw more of you when you were a New South Whale.
Going to any doofs in the near future by any chance?
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
squee!! yes yes! driving up saturday/sunday. will definitely be up for some doofing after that
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
*poke* hehehehehe
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
YAY!
about time you officially moved here mr!! (like i can talk! ) do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*pokes also*
would love to drop past on you guys!! hope you're all behaving with miss gabe off adventuring
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
yay for pokage!
arrrggghhhh! i am so bored shitless at work!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Well if you liked it so much here have another *poke* and another *poke*
*runs of giggling like a little school girl* :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
bored huh?.. *pokepoke*
paul.. you're not.. procrastinating or something are you
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Me....... procrastinating hmmmm.... Let me think about that.....
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
i thought procrastination was his middle name...
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
funny man with the tail, how is the big brisvegas treating you. Oh have something for you *poke* and no i don't have a middle name :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
ED!
how be you mr? it's FRIDAY!!! *does a happy dance*
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*joins in the friday dance*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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