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a new intro for weasel
I am weasel I go fuff
like~ cheese
colour~ green
play with~ acrylics, jugglings balls, weasel staffs, poi and sticks
live~ on a boat in london until mid january when I move to Sweden for 5 months and return to London minus 1 floating home
hugs hugs kiss's love and fairy dust
Alex
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
HOP Mad Doctor
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Well, hello, Mr. (Ms.? still not 100% certain) Weasel!
I brought you a welcome gift of some lovely caulk for your boat...er...barge...er...floaty palace.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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tis mr weasel
fuff
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Thank you, Mr. Weasel. Gender is one of those things that sometimes isn't exactly clear in cyberspace.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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tis true mr lightning tis very true indeed
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
why do you try to label my dear weasel with these limiting categories? - boy/girl, mr/mrs - no, weasel is a special magic being who can't easily be put into a box.
when will i see you again my little fuff-monster? "I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
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ahh eva your such a lovely kitten i'll see you at the party tonite my love
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
1,810 posts
Location: London
Thank you
me
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
15,417 posts
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feeling better are we now weasly one after last night?
haha.
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the weasel is awsome the weasel is happy
but the weasel is disapointed at the lack of appropriate juggling ring to fit
simian through
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
15,417 posts
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I
also agree
Too thick I tell you too thick!
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yup it just didn't have the flexibility
though simian has his own juggling ring that he does fit through
i Insist he brings it to the party tonite
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
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I insist we tie it to him with a piece of string so he can do his party trick anytime, anywhere!
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yes but it might have to be something stronger than string as monkey got a new multitool thing remember so we need to devise a cunning attachment plan
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
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Araldite.
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cunning
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
3,149 posts
Location: London
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i see your evil evil EVIL plans
but monkey is wiley and fast
i shall escape nimbly up a tree as i would escape the ferocious claws of a tiger or other ferociously clawed animal
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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a weasel?
cos we have an Anti weasel...
Weasel!
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weasels unlike tigers can climb trees but like tigers go
fufufufufufffffffffffff
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
no.
tigers are like lions in many respects.
They both go ROAR! not fufufufufffffff
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tigers are like weasels they go fufufufufffffffffffffffff
i saw it on the tele and it was in colour so it must be true
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
3,149 posts
Location: London
No weasel is correct
Tigers go *fufuffufufuffufufufffff*
they do this to lull monkeys into a false sense of security
because they are cunning, and monkeys are naive
but tigers are not as cunning as weasels
and monkeys are not as naive as reptiles or cheese
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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yes they are
3,149 posts
Location: London
no we are not
we merely appear so to lull tigers into a false sense of security
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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reptials are much more naive than monkeys but cheese is a more highly evolved form of life so less naive than monkeys
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
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and monkies dont fondue so well either.
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no monkeys dont fondue they just blister and shout
"pain pain unbelivable pain"
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
3,149 posts
Location: London
no monkeys fondue very poorly
our soft and fluffy fur is highly unsuited to fondue conditions
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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noone wants to eat monkey fondue the best think to do is to boil them and eat their brains like in indiana jones
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
perchance.
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