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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*puts "you can leave your hat on" on the stereo and starts to dance in front of doc*
*puts "you can leave your hat on" on the stereo and starts to dance in front of doc*
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......
come on you know, i started the phone call we had when you where leaving with
"i owe you a bj"
come on doc!
and i gave you a kiss, where is mine?
Written by: Doc Lightning
*Points at Joe*
Any further questions about this boy's sexual orientation?
AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......
come on you know, i started the phone call we had when you where leaving with
"i owe you a bj"
come on doc!
and i gave you a kiss, where is mine?
Step (el-nombrie)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*bounces in and gives Doc a big hug
and a kiss 
heya how are you?
*bounces in and gives Doc a big hug
and a kiss heya how are you?
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old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
but that takes teh fun of trying to do the horazontal limbo on a ping pong table
Written by: linden rathen
try it on the floor brainstorma theres a whole market for that kinda thing [Old link] :P
*wonders how many people will click the link
but that takes teh fun of trying to do the horazontal limbo on a ping pong table
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Hey, who skipped out on my graduation party to watch the Simpsons?
I have needs, too, yanno!
Written by: mech
and i gave you a kiss, where is mine?
Hey, who skipped out on my graduation party to watch the Simpsons?
I have needs, too, yanno!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Well, thanks!
Written by: linden rathen
*bounces in and gives Doc a big hug
heya how are you?
Well, thanks!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
i was broke doc, and you did ppick the most expensive city in teh UK to go and visit, and did refuse to come up north!
i was broke doc, and you did ppick the most expensive city in teh UK to go and visit, and did refuse to come up north!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
i would of come along but i think i was still either hung over or drunk from finishing exams revalry and lack of cash
i would of come along but i think i was still either hung over or drunk from finishing exams revalry and lack of cash
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Doc Mike, 'ows work going?
You may find some of these funny...
Actual Sentences Found in Patients' Hospital Charts:
01. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
02. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
03. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
04. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
05. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
06. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
07. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
08. The patient refused autopsy.
09. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15. She is numb from her toes down.
16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
17. The skin was moist and dry.
18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
enjoy.
Doc Mike, 'ows work going?
You may find some of these funny...
Actual Sentences Found in Patients' Hospital Charts:
01. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
02. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
03. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
04. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
05. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
06. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
07. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
08. The patient refused autopsy.
09. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15. She is numb from her toes down.
16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
17. The skin was moist and dry.
18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
enjoy. circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
UCOF
*runs up to doc*
sorry i just couldn't help myself
UCOF*runs up to doc*
sorry i just couldn't help myself
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
ummm no - i am, so there
Written by: mech
AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......
ummm no - i am, so there
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
DONT EVEN START ME!
i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!
Written by: TinklePantsWritten by: mech
AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......
ummm no - i am, so there
DONT EVEN START ME!
i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Trust me I've met Mech. He dry humps the left leg every person he meets, and if he really likes you he even humps the other one for you free of charge.
Trust me I've met Mech. He dry humps the left leg every person he meets, and if he really likes you he even humps the other one for you free of charge.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh god, so im not the only one who carries them round in a box
Written by:
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
Oh god, so im not the only one who carries them round in a box
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*regains control of breathing
UCOF - genius - espeially when read while mildy tipsy
*regains control of breathing
UCOF - genius - espeially when read while mildy tipsy
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
that's a DEEP rectal exam...
This is called "getting distracted."
Written by: UglyCowsOfFrance
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
that's a DEEP rectal exam...Written by:
23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
This is called "getting distracted."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Incidentally, I had ice cream tonight.
Incidentally, I had ice cream tonight.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I hope there was lots of sweet tasting topping and that your flake didn't snap
I hope there was lots of sweet tasting topping and that your flake didn't snap
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
So you have a preferance?
My arms are equal
oh and I bet you £20 I'm more obsessed than you...
Written by: mechWritten by: TinklePantsWritten by: mech
AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......
ummm no - i am, so there
DONT EVEN START ME!
i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!
So you have a preferance?
My arms are equal
oh and I bet you £20 I'm more obsessed than you...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
Boys do it with there hands depending on weather there a lefty or a righty.
Doc, is ice cream some sort of code for you for something else? hmm?
Boys do it with there hands depending on weather there a lefty or a righty.
Doc, is ice cream some sort of code for you for something else? hmm?
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
also depends whether you'tre doing something else at the same time (i.e browsing for porn!)
who says men can't multitask?
also depends whether you'tre doing something else at the same time (i.e browsing for porn!)
who says men can't multitask?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*gives Doc a big smoosh
*gives Doc a big smoosh
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
oi where's my big smoosh? (gets all jealous lol)
oi where's my big smoosh? (gets all jealous lol)
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*smooshes Tink bigly as well
*smooshes Tink bigly as well
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
yaaaaay!
Now I will do a funky dance
*does a funky dance*
yaaaaay!
Now I will do a funky dance
*does a funky dance*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*sings -badly *
take me down.. funky town
take me down....
*sings -badly *
take me down.. funky town
take me down....
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
actually i had preacher man song going thru my head - u know the one -
"the only boy who could ever teach me
was the son of a preacherman"
actually i had preacher man song going thru my head - u know the one -
"the only boy who could ever teach me
was the son of a preacherman"
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lol i know the one you mean
lol i know the one you mean
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
*ahem* did you forget about me?
Written by: mech
AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......
*ahem* did you forget about me?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
woo-hoo mike!!!! wish i could say the same
(and yes joe, "ice cream" is an old hop euphemism which i can assume you can figure out
Written by: Doc Lightning
Incidentally, I had ice cream tonight.
Written by: Brit_Joe
Doc, is ice cream some sort of code for you for something else? hmm?
woo-hoo mike!!!! wish i could say the same
(and yes joe, "ice cream" is an old hop euphemism which i can assume you can figure out I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**