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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*claps brit joe*
*claps brit joe*
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*Points at Joe*
Any further questions about this boy's sexual orientation?
*Points at Joe*
Any further questions about this boy's sexual orientation?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
yes
can it be any more obvious?
yes
can it be any more obvious?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
hmm well ive heard about this thread
*patiently sits in the corner for the next surreal event*
(oh and hey doc
hows u?)
hmm well ive heard about this thread
*patiently sits in the corner for the next surreal event*
(oh and hey doc
hows u?) Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
*stands outside the door to the thread*
Hey Doc
is it safe to come in?
*stands outside the door to the thread*
Hey Doc
is it safe to come in?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
*giggles* Im not this queer in real life you know, im much too shy actually
*giggles* Im not this queer in real life you know, im much too shy actually
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
yes noddy its safe... *lassos noddy and drags him in tying him to a chair
yes noddy its safe... *lassos noddy and drags him in tying him to a chair
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Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
*gulp*
*gulp*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
*throws a hobnob away from noddy to ditract linden*
quick noddy run! bless, you cant terrorise the poor soul
*throws a hobnob away from noddy to ditract linden*
quick noddy run!
bless, you cant terrorise the poor soul Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*doesnt like hobnobs only chocolate digestives so isnt fooled by the dastiadly plan and certainly wont fall for any more diversionary tactics
*ties noddy tighter and tickles him
*doesnt like hobnobs only chocolate digestives so isnt fooled by the dastiadly plan and certainly wont fall for any more diversionary tactics
*ties noddy tighter and tickles him
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
hmmm that actually looks fun *goes to get the cleaners from elaines thread........
Non-Https Image Link
and instructs them on the use of the feather duster
hmmm that actually looks fun *goes to get the cleaners from elaines thread........
Non-Https Image Link
and instructs them on the use of the feather duster
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Posted:
waaah, that surprised me then!
Where'd they come from?
waaah, that surprised me then!
Where'd they come from?
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
they may have to go back now though, you did get cheesecake all over elaines thread...
they may have to go back now though, you did get cheesecake all over elaines thread...
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Posted:
So that's what male porn is like
Since I'm always seeing the female type, this is interesting!
I mean...
ninja vanish!
*poof
So that's what male porn is like
Since I'm always seeing the female type, this is interesting!
I mean...
ninja vanish!
*poof
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Of course! We treat cute boys such as yourself very well here!
Written by: Noddy
*stands outside the door to the thread*
Hey Doc
is it safe to come in?
Of course! We treat cute boys such as yourself very well here!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Gay porn is very much like straight porn. Except the guys don't have white-trash haircuts. Or if they do, it's part of the whole image.
Written by: KaelGotRice
So that's what male porn is like
Since I'm always seeing the female type, this is interesting!
I mean...
ninja vanish!
*poof
Gay porn is very much like straight porn. Except the guys don't have white-trash haircuts. Or if they do, it's part of the whole image.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Posted:
I decree the Doc my professor in the ways of gay porn.
Or perhaps that sounds a bit too kinky.
I decree the Doc my professor in the ways of gay porn.
Or perhaps that sounds a bit too kinky.
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Yeah, ya might want to rethink that *lassos KGR to a chair*
While you sit in the dunce chair. *pulls out trusty scissors*
Yeah, ya might want to rethink that *lassos KGR to a chair*
While you sit in the dunce chair. *pulls out trusty scissors*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
i played ping pong with a girl who could serve liek that
she kept winning on the first serve cause i was to distracted
what a pity pingpong tables cant suport the weigth of two people at once
Written by: TinklePants
*big cheesy grin*
And now for my next trick - all the way from thailand,
Juggling ping pong balls with no hands....
i played ping pong with a girl who could serve liek that
she kept winning on the first serve cause i was to distracted
what a pity pingpong tables cant suport the weigth of two people at once
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
try it on the floor brainstorma theres a whole market for that kinda thing [Old link] :P
*wonders how many people will click the link
try it on the floor brainstorma theres a whole market for that kinda thing [Old link] :P
*wonders how many people will click the link
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*watches pige dance
*watches pige dance
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
**joins in dancing**
**joins in dancing**
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*dances with maus
*dances with maus
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circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*ties doc to a chair*
*maniacal laugh* mwahahahahahah
now i have you just where i want you
*ties doc to a chair*
*maniacal laugh* mwahahahahahah
now i have you just where i want you
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*pokes pigeon*
*pokes pigeon*
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*'s pigeon* was only retalliating hon wasn't being nasty
oh yeah i can do 6 jaffa cakes
*
's pigeon* was only retalliating hon wasn't being nastyoh yeah i can do 6 jaffa cakes
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
you will never beat us pigeon
oh and Noddy rocks
you will never beat us pigeon
oh and Noddy rocks
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
yay! *hugs Mynci*
yay! *hugs Mynci*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Posted:
*dances while tied to chair.
*dances while tied to chair.
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOH...
wait...
*assumes a scared/shamed expression*
Written by: screech
*ties doc to a chair*
*maniacal laugh* mwahahahahahah
now i have you just where i want you
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOH...
wait...
*assumes a scared/shamed expression*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura