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Name: Mike

Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)

Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA

DOB: 8 July 1977

Age: 34

Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.

Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.

Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)

Favorite Food: Sushi

Favorite Colors: Red and Blue

Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches

Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.

Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005

Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.

Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles

Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.

What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!

Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.

Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.

Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper

Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom

Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite

Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.

Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......

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ummm no - i am, so there

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DONT EVEN START ME!

i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!

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So you have a preferance?
My arms are equal
oh and I bet you £20 I'm more obsessed than you...

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im not even going to start this - co si knwo i am

and i have witnesses, ask the misses, and ask everyone who has met me!

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*wonders how many layers of quote hop can handle*

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AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......

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ummm no - i am, so there

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DONT EVEN START ME!



i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!

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So you have a preferance?

My arms are equal

oh and I bet you £20 I'm more obsessed than you...

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im not even going to start this - co si knwo i am



and i have witnesses, ask the misses, and ask everyone who has met me!

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*wonders how many layers of quote hop can handle*

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dunno wanna find out?

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Written by: linden

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awww screech only a hug? back

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finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

Written by: Doc Lightning

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Screech, can I have some ice cream?

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finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

Written by: screech

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Written by: linden rathen

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Written by: MiG

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Written by: mech

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Written by: TinklePants

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AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......

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ummm no - i am, so there

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DONT EVEN START ME!

i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!

---

So you have a preferance?
My arms are equal
oh and I bet you £20 I'm more obsessed than you...

---

im not even going to start this - co si knwo i am

and i have witnesses, ask the misses, and ask everyone who has met me!

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*wonders how many layers of quote hop can handle*

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dunno wanna find out?

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looking like quite a lot at the mo who's gonna quote next

Written by: linden

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awww screech only a hug? back

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didn't know if you'd want a kiss is that better

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*scribbles a prescription for Charles*

That's a nasty cough.

Here, fill this, take two tablets every four hours until you feel better and call me in three days if you're not improving.

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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mech, i still beg to differ with you. i did, afterall, reenact my jelly wrestling competition for all the lovely kent folk

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Step (el-nombrie)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

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Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Step (el-nombrie)

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finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

Written by: linden rathen

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Written by: MiG

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Written by: mech

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Written by: TinklePants

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Written by: mech

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AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......

---

ummm no - i am, so there

---

DONT EVEN START ME!

i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!

---

So you have a preferance?
My arms are equal
oh and I bet you £20 I'm more obsessed than you...

---

im not even going to start this - co si knwo i am

and i have witnesses, ask the misses, and ask everyone who has met me!

---

*wonders how many layers of quote hop can handle*

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dunno wanna find out?

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looking like quite a lot at the mo who's gonna quote next

Written by: linden

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awww screech only a hug? back

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didn't know if you'd want a kiss is that better

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yes it is better *dances*

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Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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Written by: linden rathen

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Written by: linden rathen

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Written by: MiG

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Written by: mech

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Written by: TinklePants

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Written by: mech

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Written by: TinklePants

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Written by: mech

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AHEM! ill have you know im the most sexaly obsessed, and orientated memeber of hop.......

---

ummm no - i am, so there

---

DONT EVEN START ME!

i am so the most sexuall obsseseed person on hop, my left arm is 56 times the size of my right!

---

So you have a preferance?
My arms are equal
oh and I bet you £20 I'm more obsessed than you...

---

im not even going to start this - co si knwo i am

and i have witnesses, ask the misses, and ask everyone who has met me!

---

*wonders how many layers of quote hop can handle*

---

dunno wanna find out?

---

looking like quite a lot at the mo who's gonna quote next

Written by: linden

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awww screech only a hug? back

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didn't know if you'd want a kiss is that better

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yes it is better *dances*

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oooh a purdy pattern!!!

And I HAVE THE DIRTIEST MIND AND I WILL WIN. I have proof so just trust me.
look into the eye look into the eye
dont look around the eye
look into the eye!

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To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]