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Login/Join to ParticipatePasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
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Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Elaine is utterly Gorgeous from the hair on her head to the tip of her toes! If I was that way inclinde I'd snog her..... oh wait I think I have snogged her once. No tongues though.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
See what you've done Pete. Now you've gone and upset Skully
I hope you're proud of yourself...
and
for skully,,, Meh
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Was that one of those "blame Pete" comments that you, in fact made, as per our agreement on Saturday?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
erm....
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
happy bifday! i was gonna txt ya too but havent got your number so lots of these will have to do
hope you have an amazing day pete! and get lotsa fun goodies
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Hippo Birdies Hun
I hope you have a fantabulous HoP Birthday and real birthday 
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
happy birthday mate
have a good one
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Happy Birthday!!
hope you have a great time!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
happy birthday Cake?
Gayle.....!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Happy Birthday!!!!
Have a good one hun!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*bounces through and hugs people
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I got birfday tings in my fred!
Now i feel special.
Gayle. Yes please!
Jon: more cake will be coming... After i've had this slice here...
And just in case... /*PING*\
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*passes one over
wotcha get for your biffday Mr flash?
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I got an iPod Mini... TUNES!
And I got a CD and £10...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Wooooooo!
I got an iPod mini toooooo!
What colour is it?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
If it isn't pink demand a new one!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I wanted a pinky one...
but eBay didn't have any at the time
So I got a green one instead
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
grrrr @ i-pods
*has random grudge - which is odd b/c i like macs ah well
*goes back to grring
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
My iPod is Silver... I dont think*I can get a pink one...
Half full already with a couple of amusing songs Cantus sent me...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
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That is, it hold more thn 4 songs...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Amusing piano led songs?
Meh
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Yep
Those ones...
With the startling allusion to truth...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Walkers Crisps are giving away iPODs...
But I don't believe them... I think it's a scam...
How are you, Mr. Point?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Don't poke the fleas. You'll just get them riled.
Meh
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Haaaaa!!!!
Pigeon pokes fleas!!!
I'm fine thank you Mr Circus...
I think its kosher, as it only costs 115000 for the prizes...
As I was told in school show your working...
So i put a sign up on my desk saying "I'm Working"
Anyway...
24 five minutes in a day multiply by 30 multiply by 160 quid for the iPod...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*goes to find a 5 iron*
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
im sure its legitt
they have a lotta cash...
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
A 5 iron wont help you now James! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
sorry, attack of the too much nicotine from buying cheap rollies cos its payday on monday...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Me too...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I'm not
hahahahaha
ha
Meh
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