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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...
Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
GO GREEN CAR GO!
woooo!
Nutella is goood.
I fed Mr C@ntus lots on digestive biscuits last night.
Wlecome (?) to HOP
You will find that it is full of bored lonely people who will do all manner of things for your friendship.
Now..what are you views on MC Hammers Parachute Pants?
GO GREEN CAR GO!
woooo!
Nutella is goood.
I fed Mr C@ntus lots on digestive biscuits last night.
Wlecome (?) to HOP
You will find that it is full of bored lonely people who will do all manner of things for your friendship.
Now..what are you views on MC Hammers Parachute Pants?
SILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
if i gave you some old trainers dipped in nutella would you hang out with me?
if i gave you some old trainers dipped in nutella would you hang out with me?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I will give you new trainers!
I will give you new trainers!
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Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Posted:
Hi Peter
Welcome to HoP.
Ellesmere Port?...
Why does that sound too familiar?
Oh, hang on... is that near Liverpool?
I'm sure it's near Liverpool.
Nutella is good on french bread, but not on old trainers!
New trainers however... well that's a different story.
Hi Peter
Welcome to HoP.
Ellesmere Port?...
Why does that sound too familiar?
Oh, hang on... is that near Liverpool?
I'm sure it's near Liverpool.
Nutella is good on french bread, but not on old trainers!
New trainers however... well that's a different story.
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yes it's near Liverpool. My Dad used to work in Ellesmere Port a long time ago, in the 70's I think making cars.
Sorry I have to say nutella is pants, its not on the same scale of rankness as Marmite of course but it's still skanky. Long live the PEANUT BUTTER!!
heh heh
oh yeah and
to HoP Flashpoint! 
Yes it's near Liverpool. My Dad used to work in Ellesmere Port a long time ago, in the 70's I think making cars.
Sorry I have to say nutella is pants, its not on the same scale of rankness as Marmite of course but it's still skanky. Long live the PEANUT BUTTER!!
heh heh
oh yeah and
to HoP Flashpoint! Let's relight this forum 
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
and
You can have some of my Galaxy bar if you like...........
and You can have some of my Galaxy bar if you like...........
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
GOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Posted:
how about nutella on rice cakes? yummmiiieeee!!
welcome
Written by: =FL@5hPoin+=
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
:
how about nutella on rice cakes? yummmiiieeee!!
welcome
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
mmm....nutella
Whats your opinion on the colour pink?
Do you think that pink nutella would be an amazing invention?
mmm....nutella
Whats your opinion on the colour pink?
Do you think that pink nutella would be an amazing invention?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
Pink Nutella? Pink? *shudder*
Welcome to HoP Peter
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
Pink Nutella? Pink? *shudder*
Welcome to HoP Peter
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello and welcome to HoP!
Hello and welcome to HoP!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Wow! Hello!
I must admit, my g/f is a pink freak, if she could have her way the world would be painted pink with tinkerbell portraits everywhere (she's a bit mad on Peanut Butter too...)
I forgot... I like Beer...
Pink nutella would not be nice at all, Blancmange would do as a substitute...
Ellesmere Port Sucks Ass, its official...
https://www.knowhere.co.uk/3458_goodbad.html
Skully, I like galaxy...
+Nutella on rice cakes oO(urgh!)
Thanks you all for your welcome,im sure i will be happy here for the duration of my stay...
Wow! Hello!
I must admit, my g/f is a pink freak, if she could have her way the world would be painted pink with tinkerbell portraits everywhere (she's a bit mad on Peanut Butter too...)
I forgot... I like Beer...
Pink nutella would not be nice at all, Blancmange would do as a substitute...
Ellesmere Port Sucks Ass, its official...
https://www.knowhere.co.uk/3458_goodbad.html
Skully, I like galaxy...
+Nutella on rice cakes oO(urgh!)
Thanks you all for your welcome,im sure i will be happy here for the duration of my stay...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
GOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Posted:
does anyone remember pink chocolate? you could buy it when i was a kid. they were called pink panther bars....
Written by: Pink...?
mmm....nutella
Whats your opinion on the colour pink?
Do you think that pink nutella would be an amazing invention?
does anyone remember pink chocolate? you could buy it when i was a kid. they were called pink panther bars....
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
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Poi-tato
183 posts
Location: Iceberg 319, Canada
Poi-tato
183 posts
Location: Iceberg 319, Canada
Posted:
OOOHHH Here is a house where the nutella roams https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...;page=1[/image]
OOOHHH Here is a house where the nutella roams https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...;page=1[/image]
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potato's.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Random
Random
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Elmesmere Port really reminds me of something..
I think it been mentioned in a comedy sketch somewhere but I cant remember what eh sketch was about...or who did it..
*kicks himself in the head*
OW!
Elmesmere Port really reminds me of something..
I think it been mentioned in a comedy sketch somewhere but I cant remember what eh sketch was about...or who did it..
*kicks himself in the head*
OW!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
don't they mention Ellesmere Port on Two Pints of Lager?
Jon leave your head alone!!
I've been to the Ellesmere Port Boat Museum. But in my defence it wasn't through choice. My college made me go...
erm my dad used to work at Stanlow. So he obviously helped make your town so polluted See, we're bonding all over the place...
It's good to have someone else from Cheshire on the boards.
welcome to HoP. And feel free to read any of the sentiments posted by people above me and pretend that i said them.
don't they mention Ellesmere Port on Two Pints of Lager?
Jon leave your head alone!!
I've been to the Ellesmere Port Boat Museum. But in my defence it wasn't through choice. My college made me go...
erm my dad used to work at Stanlow. So he obviously helped make your town so polluted
See, we're bonding all over the place...It's good to have someone else from Cheshire on the boards.
welcome to HoP. And feel free to read any of the sentiments posted by people above me and pretend that i said them.
Meh
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hmm seems i killed this one.
Hmm seems i killed this one.
Meh
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
You didne killed it sorta fizzled out...
Nice to have you too Cantus! Stanlow ainta really the problem its the huge chemical works that spew chlorine into the air!
The ellesmere port boat museum is the only place I have ever met a transexual. Thank you.
You didne killed it sorta fizzled out...
Nice to have you too Cantus! Stanlow ainta really the problem its the huge chemical works that spew chlorine into the air!
The ellesmere port boat museum is the only place I have ever met a transexual. Thank you.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
i went to college with a transexual wannabe. and his girlfriend was a former professional body builder.
Sheffield is such a lovely place.
i went to college with a transexual wannabe. and his girlfriend was a former professional body builder.
Sheffield is such a lovely place.
Meh
SILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi Peter
Just seen your input on the Manmeet thread and noticed you were looking for Glow balls. Didn't read the whole thread but are the ones you're looking for Globalz with the lcd lights in?
i'm in Cheshire so wouldn't mind meeting up with you guys sometime (missed this sunday!) if you don't mind me tagging along?
Hi Peter
Just seen your input on the Manmeet thread and noticed you were looking for Glow balls. Didn't read the whole thread but are the ones you're looking for Globalz with the lcd lights in?
i'm in Cheshire so wouldn't mind meeting up with you guys sometime (missed this sunday!) if you don't mind me tagging along?
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I am going to be really really sad and bump my own intro thread...
I've got a job interview tomo to be an ICT tech in a school... A school of scallies and chavs...
And my first public performance burn tomo also. Its a big day!
If all goes well, can i have cake...
I am going to be really really sad and bump my own intro thread...
I've got a job interview tomo to be an ICT tech in a school... A school of scallies and chavs...
And my first public performance burn tomo also. Its a big day!
If all goes well, can i have cake...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Posted:
do you want to be free to do what you want to do? 
how did the performance and interview go?
Written by:
"We wanna get loaded, and we wanna have a good time"
do you want to be free to do what you want to do?
how did the performance and interview go?
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Performance went well, i smacked myself in the face with my fire poi, and stunk the place out, but t'was well received!
And got quite pissed, once i'd packed up... (Safety first!) Good club too, cheapish beer, and a good vibe... Quite quiet though...
I didn't get the job...
Yeah, I wanna be free to...to do what I wanna do...
Performance went well, i smacked myself in the face with my fire poi, and stunk the place out, but t'was well received!
And got quite pissed, once i'd packed up... (Safety first!) Good club too, cheapish beer, and a good vibe... Quite quiet though...
I didn't get the job...
Yeah, I wanna be free to...to do what I wanna do...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
GOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi
Hi
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi Will! Do you want some toast?
Hi Will! Do you want some toast?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Posted:
oh well, another job will turn up, keep at it and good luck with the search
oh well, another job will turn up, keep at it and good luck with the search
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
dude, isn't that megatron? rock on!
dude, isn't that megatron? rock on!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
No you fool!
Its the Autobot Insignia!
Heretic!
No you fool!
Its the Autobot Insignia!
Heretic!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
When I was a kid, I really wanted soundwave because I was convinced the he could double up as a true to life, functioning tapedeck. On the bright side, rumble and laserbeak were pretty cool
Belated hi, Pete
When I was a kid, I really wanted soundwave because I was convinced the he could double up as a true to life, functioning tapedeck. On the bright side, rumble and laserbeak were pretty cool
Belated hi, Pete
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
hey, dude, i haven't seen that show since i was seven, cut me a break. .:laff:.
hey, dude, i haven't seen that show since i was seven, cut me a break. .:laff:.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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