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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...
Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
Hello!
Welcome to this edition of Flashpoint!
I
Real Name- Peter Reed (any football pundit gags welcome)
Home- I make my home in Ellesmere Port, the 13th most polluted town in the world! - But now i've moved to Chester. Where it smells slightly less bad
Likes- Nice People
Make Money By- Extortion, and being kind to Bubbles. Plus I also am an IT salaryman now, as well...
Hobbies- Apart from the uncanny ability to hit myself in the head with things on strings, I act on the stage with Ellesmere Port Light Opera Company (I was just Judas in Jesus Christ superstar
Dislikes- People with superiority complexes, work, and smelly feet
Fave Film- the Holy Trinity, anything by Kevin Smith, anything with Bruce Willis in it, and anything with spaceships
Least Fave Film- Anything chick flick related...
Most Fave food- rice and cake (not together!) and Nutella on Toast...
Least Fave food- Snack-A-Jacks
Been doing Poi for under a month,but am okish...
I also love my car. It is green. See the green car go....
Oh, and
to everyone...Edit: I'm single. So if you're mad, and like blondes, and are a WOMAN (David, the crotch rubbing must stop) then PM me cos I'm available...
EDITED_BY: =Flashpoint= (1172533847)
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello my little sand tap dancing friend!
Are you feeling low? I am. I want to be back playing in a field with everyone. I miss you all already
Hello my little sand tap dancing friend!
Are you feeling low? I am. I want to be back playing in a field with everyone. I miss you all already
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
You know, PLAY was the bestest thing that happened to me? After me an me ex split, i was inconsoleable. Now, with hugs and beer and smokey stuff, I feel human again! Thanks EVERYBODY!
Thanks Skully... Love you more and more each day 
You know, PLAY was the bestest thing that happened to me? After me an me ex split, i was inconsoleable. Now, with hugs and beer and smokey stuff, I feel human again! Thanks EVERYBODY!
Thanks Skully...
Love you more and more each day ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Posted:
i bet you didnt get me a picture
i shall get one one day i shall its my lifes ambition
i bet you didnt get me a picture
i shall get one one day i shall its my lifes ambition
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
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old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Posted:
Good to know your back on form now dude saturday brings the flag stuff again it that case you up for it?
Good to know your back on form now dude saturday brings the flag stuff again it that case you up for it?
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hee hee *hugs*
hee hee random shopping trips into shrewsbury and a never ending stream of gay comments (comments about gays not comments that were gay) what more could you want from a guy?
hee hee *hugs
*hee hee random shopping trips into shrewsbury and a never ending stream of gay comments (comments about gays not comments that were gay) what more could you want from a guy?
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Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
you are lovely!
glad you are feeling happier
you are lovely!
glad you are feeling happier
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Aye, though I am coming down with PPS (Post Play Syndrome)...
Millhouse, we so have to get the flag thingy sorted, I have had a few ideas...
Aye, though I am coming down with PPS (Post Play Syndrome)...
Millhouse, we so have to get the flag thingy sorted, I have had a few ideas...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey hun, was good to finally meet you...had loads of fun thanks
Hey hun, was good to finally meet you...had loads of fun thanks
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Aye hun, was much fun
And you still own me, and yet you have not paid? Hmmm?
Aye hun, was much fun
And you still own me, and yet you have not paid? Hmmm?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*starts counting down to next play
Mr flash i may have to visit you at home for spinny goodness
*starts counting down to next play
Mr flash i may have to visit you at home for spinny goodness
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
What? you mean the courier never arrived?!
*scratches head and then gets distracted by something shiny*
What? you mean the courier never arrived?!
*scratches head and then gets distracted by something shiny*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I didnt see you flash all weekend... what a dissapointment! xxx
I didnt see you flash all weekend... what a dissapointment! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Next time, vix, next time...
Linda, Perhaps... I might be pursuaded to hold a small meet at my house... Or even in Thurstaston! Beach and everything, and cliffs and stuff... Hmmm, you have me thinking now...
Next time, vix, next time...
Linda, Perhaps... I might be pursuaded to hold a small meet at my house... Or even in Thurstaston! Beach and everything, and cliffs and stuff... Hmmm, you have me thinking now...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
*comes in and applies lipstick to pete before running away stealthily*
*comes in and applies lipstick to pete before running away stealthily*
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Ahhh [censored]. Lippy and everything.
Guess this means I have to attack Fwoggy for a dress...
Ahhh [censored]. Lippy and everything.
Guess this means I have to attack Fwoggy for a dress...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I can lend you a nice pink tutu..... its only ever had me and mech wear it! I have washed it since then too
I can lend you a nice pink tutu..... its only ever had me and mech wear it! I have washed it since then too
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
cool
pete in a pink tutu - what family would be complete with out one?
cool
pete in a pink tutu - what family would be complete with out one?
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Skully, your little bum size is way too small for my hugh jass...
And tho I have worn a dress on stage in the past, i hold on to my masculinity by wearing army boots. Nice. Can i get a tutu in a XXXL?
Skully, your little bum size is way too small for my hugh jass...
And tho I have worn a dress on stage in the past, i hold on to my masculinity by wearing army boots. Nice. Can i get a tutu in a XXXL?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hugh Jass? Wasn't he a character on Morris Minor and the Majors' shortlived television show that span off from their top 10 hit?
Hugh Jass? Wasn't he a character on Morris Minor and the Majors' shortlived television show that span off from their top 10 hit?
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hugh jass i though he was that soppy g!t who made an stupid number of rom coms (BOOOOO)
and nothign as big as hugh jass can spin, rotate or orbit maybe but not spin
and flash - your nicely rounded no hugh
hugh jass i though he was that soppy g!t who made an stupid number of rom coms (BOOOOO)
and nothign as big as hugh jass can spin, rotate or orbit maybe but not spin
and flash - your nicely rounded no hugh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Flash, Mech managed to get the pink tutu on... its quite a big one..... well bigger than my black one. Now that one is tiny and barely covers my butt but G managed to get it on over his trousers super small butted boy!
Flash, Mech managed to get the pink tutu on... its quite a big one..... well bigger than my black one. Now that one is tiny and barely covers my butt but G managed to get it on over his trousers
super small butted boy! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Does he actually have a bottom, or do his legs join at his ribcage?
Was it the tutu that showed its tutuness at Falmouth? Or, my memory being so crap, was your tutu a black one?
Oh and by the way, every time i typed tutu it wound up as tutut... I have too many fingers...
Does he actually have a bottom, or do his legs join at his ribcage?
Was it the tutu that showed its tutuness at Falmouth? Or, my memory being so crap, was your tutu a black one?
Oh and by the way, every time i typed tutu it wound up as tutut... I have too many fingers...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Mech had on my pink tutu. At falmouth I had on my black one. The pink one is bigger, but if you really want one go to www.fairylove.com they sell them and have all sizes
Mech had on my pink tutu. At falmouth I had on my black one. The pink one is bigger, but if you really want one go to www.fairylove.com they sell them and have all sizes
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Would you like me to remove a few of your fingers so you believe you can type better? (the more fingers- the more keys you can press in a shorter space of time).
Its always nice to see you. Especially if you have have cake. Even more so if this cake is choclate coloured. And by god can you cook cake!
You have promised me cake in the past and then failed to deliver. This time you suceeded..and it was definatly worth it.
You know I think you are fab-you-less, but you dont know I think you are even more fab-you-less than ever before.
P.s - Girls are utter rubbish. Every single one of them. And all men are bastards, apparently.
Would you like me to remove a few of your fingers so you believe you can type better? (the more fingers- the more keys you can press in a shorter space of time).
Its always nice to see you. Especially if you have have cake. Even more so if this cake is choclate coloured. And by god can you cook cake!
You have promised me cake in the past and then failed to deliver. This time you suceeded..and it was definatly worth it.
You know I think you are fab-you-less, but you dont know I think you are even more fab-you-less than ever before.
P.s - Girls are utter rubbish. Every single one of them. And all men are bastards, apparently.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm not Rubbish. I'm fantabulous! I worked long and hard at getting rid of all......well most...... of the rubbish!
I'm not Rubbish. I'm fantabulous! I worked long and hard at getting rid of all......well most...... of the rubbish!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Wrong sort of rubbish Skully.
You are of course fantabulous!
Wrong sort of rubbish Skully.
You are of course fantabulous!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I too agree that Skully is fantabulous, and sweet and kind and... Hoopy! Jon, you are such a dude... Remind me to make more cake soon...
I too agree that Skully is fantabulous, and sweet and kind and... Hoopy! Jon, you are such a dude... Remind me to make more cake soon...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
And a big WOOT for 2 of my pics being at the Top of HoP!!!
And a big WOOT for 2 of my pics being at the Top of HoP!!!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Make more cake soon Pete Pete make more cake soon Pete when you going to make more cake make it soon Pete.
Make more cake soon Pete Pete make more cake soon Pete when you going to make more cake make it soon Pete.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I must say Mr Point that the comment you made, at last night's manchester meet, about Elaine having fat ankles was a little rude of you....
I must say Mr Point that the comment you made, at last night's manchester meet, about Elaine having fat ankles was a little rude of you....
Meh
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