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TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
in case any of you hadn't noticed I've become a bit obssesed by ninja's recently. The reason being that they are totally bad ass. Add a ninja to anything and it becomes one thousand times better, from cartoons to ejc fire shows
(sorry couldn't resist, I'm still stoked I got to play)

anyway ninjas kick seven hundered different kinds of ass 327 of which they don't even have a name for and if you still don't belive me go check out this site https://www.realultimatepower.net
and if you still don't belive me then well you're obvivously some kind of ninjaist facist

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spideymember
46 posts
Location: east london


Posted:
wow. ninja guys RULE. and that t-shirt over the head thing just looks SO COOOL!!!

- S

TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
you're darn tooting, I just got finished watching some of the movies on the site. Quite easily some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Check out the OFFICIAL NINJA movie.

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
wow

They even have a discussion thread about whether the teenage mutant ninja turtles were really ninjas or not.

Ninjas are cool.

But i still reckon robots are cooler.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
what about giant robot ninjas from the future?

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hmm, good move.

But i trump them with Aztec WeaselStaff Ninjas from the Time Before The Past.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


RoDuSmember
50 posts
Location: Australia qld


Posted:
what about the dark ninjas arn't they uncool

*me runs

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have to admit you and Alex have got me liking Ninja's

Esspecially if there were pink ninja's

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
no there are no pink ninjas

*puts foot down*

being spectrally liberal i tolerate this obsession with light unsaturated magenta in most forms but there are some things from which pink must always remain seperate. These things are spaceships, robots, ninjas, monster trucks and german philosophers.

Failure to comply will result in the the wavelength of pink becoming a restricted frequency accessible only by Government Hue Control Agencies.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
quote:
no there are no pink ninjas
didnt you ever watch the mighty morphin power rangers (or whateever they were called)?

im quite sure there was a pink one...?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
True, but they were Power Rangers which are very different from ninjas, robots and german philosophers though there are similar superficial similarities.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
There can be pink ninja's and Spaceships. You just wait - one day pink shall take over and rule the planet.

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:


Where's the approving ninja gone?

i need him to return and use his crazy ninja skeelz to disapprove the linking of pink and ninjas.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm afraid miss p. poi of surrey is correct...

but apparently they exist only in student art projects :
Non-Https Image Link


and in stories by children who *really* like pink :
quote:
...Pinash, Proddle and Pazaz stepped out of the glowing pink spaceship and into the garden. Everyone looked in amazement to see such strange pink creatures. When it sank in that these were no ordinary creatures, everyone fought and screamed to get back inside.

Everyone that is, except Daisy. Daisy could hear the three Pinkerellians speaking in a strange language. She didn't know that it was Pinko...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:


is nothing sacred?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


soldaribusy-tofu!
133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital


Posted:
I rekcon there are pink ninjas...

In the Samurai Pizza Cats (you say they're samurai... WRONG! it's just a bad Japanese translation of 'Kyatto Ninden Teyande' which means 'Ninja Legend Cats'.

And Polly Ester is definitely ninja, and definitely pink:

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Not that I would encourage any nija to be pink: very bad for stealth missions... But they're not serious nijas like the guys at nija burger!

there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thanks Coleman

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
altough the international brethren of ninja does not discriminate on colour it does state in the eastern divsion ninja collective society paragraph four section eight

VII.
no ninja shall be pink beacause it's a girly colour, however if the ninja is a ninjelt (the female ninja) pink is permissible for missions taking place in the florescent fairy palace. ALL OTHER NINJAS SHALL BE BLACK UNDER PENALTY OF CATAPULT UNLESS THEY'RE WHITE IN WHICH CASE THEY DON'T GET CATAPULTED

and simian I also love robots but I've found this disturbing article
https://www.seanbaby.com/news/ai.htm

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BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
Ninjas are one of the few definitions of the word 'kickass'.

But if all ninjas (apart from white ones and fairy palace ninjas) have to be black, what about if the big ninja fight thing takes place in a forest or on a beach, wouldnt it be better to be green or sand coloured????

Tho pink ninjas would be cool! Theyd be able to lull people into a false sense of security by simply being pink....

Hmmm... the possibilities!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
while the green or sand couloured ninja would be good for camoflauge it would make the big ninja fight rather hard to see. and ninja's generally hide in the shadows thusly the black colour. and lulling people into a false sense of security isn't really the ninja way, better to be all black and radiate death than to lull. Although pink would be good for undercover work.

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i would firstly like to say that you all need honour, and secondly as a Samurai i am honour bound by truth and peace to kill, and destroy evil ninjas.

so i would like to say goodnight and be safe, and dont follow the ways of teh ninja as they are little more then trained monekeys withknifes doin a weak mans job!

Samurai

Step (el-nombrie)


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
at least we don't burn down villages, we just burn down individual people and/or trade unions.

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soldaribusy-tofu!
133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Mechhead:
i would firstly like to say that you all need honour, and secondly as a Samurai i am honour bound by truth and peace to kill, and destroy evil ninjas.

What about good ninjas? Do you kill them too?

BTW, I'm making myself a kick-ass nija costume, should I be

a) a white ninja
b) a black ninja
c) a pink ninja

On second thought I think I'll stick with black; white and pink ninja tabi-boots must be a b*tch to find!

there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by soldari:
What about good ninjas? Do you kill them too?


there is no good ninja, the ninja by rights is the assain of the showgun! and through training, and years of practice in teh evil arts become evil in nature!

a sumuri is teh oposite, we are the peace keepers and honoured warriors for the showgun!so unless you are under the direction of my showgun (yes i really do have one of these, my instructor) i must defend honour and fight you!


ps i know this sound sreally serious, but we can fight at connect 4(retro fighting style)

Step (el-nombrie)


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
oh pulease you lot are just ronin with titles at least ninjas have snazy black outfits or white or black

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah but we look good in anything,andwe have better hair styles!

Step (el-nombrie)


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
so you admit it Samurai are vain

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no our honour makes us look good along side truth and respect!

vain, i am only vain in that when i look back in my deeds i am happy!

Step (el-nombrie)


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
ninjas look snazy next to any ethical orientation

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i aint gonna argue with you, i aont a ninja, i am truth and light....


so ne ne !

Step (el-nombrie)


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
well at least we both kick ass

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