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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Greetings!



After constant thoughts about the matter I have decided to finally redo my introduction thread, so also apologies to anyone who thought that they were saying something extremely interesting in my old one but its a goner!



So.... about me



Name: Will

Age: 21

Sex: (wont say it, wont say it) Male

Location: Staines, London and Hull (United Kingdom)....catch me if you can biggrin

Favourite Toys: Aerotech glo meteor pro's, and my fire ropes

Been twirling since: Erm about May or June 2004

How did you get into it: Saw some fire spinners performing at the full moon party in Koh Pha Ngan, Thailand, got back n bought some poi!

Occupation: Student, Thunderbird, Ginger, Barman and all around nice guy smile

Hobbies: Swimming, spinning, watching the same things over n over again, tidying my room, cooking spaghetti bolognase and relaxing in Thunderbird 2

Music: Erm....I'm really very all over the place on this one so best not name any names

Favourite Books/Authors: Eragon, Harry Potters and Stephen King and whoever did Pedro the Parrot, oh can someone please get me into Terry Pratchett cos he always seems funny but i can never be arsed to read it

Favourite Movies: Jaws, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, A Walk To Remember, The Lion King, Leon, Pulp Fiction, LOTR's, Bubba Ho Tep and Natural Born Killers

Favourite Colour/s: Yellow and Red

URL: https://www.idonthaveone.com

Interesting facts about me: I've been attacked by a shark and wahay have a few scars to prove it biggrin, grew up in Iceland for 6 years so can speak the language, probably better than i can speak english, or at least type anyway wink and my special talent is voice impersonations and can say that the sexiest accents in the world is the Russian and Scottish accent.



So thats a little about me, my best friend is Minnie my dog, she reins surpreme and would trust her way more than most people, I'm not totally sure why I have re done this intro but oh well, I have met a fair old few of you lovely Hoppers, although mostly have seen embarassing situations (balloon thong anyone?) I spend most of my time cleaning my room and if im not cleaning it I'm messing it up. Love life is best not mentioning since those who know me know its all over the place, am a bit of a loose soul and a bit of a romantic, or is it romatnic Cantus? wink erm thats about it at the moment. If Bird, Gidg or Pounce go into this thread please explain why I never see you in other threads, apart from pounce i think once in another thread, do you guys just stay here to make newbies feel welcome but dont actually do anything else. Anyway thats about it, feel free to look in my gallery as I can guarantee it will constantly have embarassing pictures of other HoPers and if you want to talk to me my msn is will_lh7@hotmail.com



Lastly if anyone wants a massage or some Spaghetti Bolognase cooked just ask smile



Bye!!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
*pokes custard gun muzzel around the door and indiscriminatly shoots huge globs of cold yellow custard at everyone* Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you've all been custarded! *runs away giggling*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
** wipes custard gently from Will's face**

There, there, all better now hug

** leaves quietly**

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Phew. Arrived after the random nutter with the custard gun....


Can't think of anything interesting to say though so I think i'll leave again.

I've cheered up a bit since I texted you earlier. But then I'm astoundingly drunk right now and that always cheers me up.

Worry you not though, Bugis is coming into manchester with me on saturday to keep my grumpiness in check....


ps: no credit, can't text you back.

Meh


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
*Gasp* This threads full of custard! Yay!!
Custard makes the world go round.
Thank you random nutter!

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
No worries cantus, you seem to absent muchly off MSN lately, or have u just blocked me wink hope your ok mate sorry i cant be there on sat, i really wanna but the ladies in Hull arent going to get intoxicated on their own ya know wink

Pink...? - Anytime hun, sorry I wasted all your time convincing me not to go into work then i just went and did it anyway, just i thought crap i really need the cash, but i have work on sat, may have an ankle accident sometime soon, feel better and if you get bored i'll give bother u again on the phone smile

Skullduggery - I think Cantus's thread is custard free, oh wait im in charge of security there too, ok go squirt some in Goth Frogette's intro.

Wild Child - thanks for the towel hun

ok im done now!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hi you, and thanks for the spaghetti and massage offer! biggrin

If I ever meet you, and you manage to make spaghetti bolognese without onions (which are evil, eviillll, EEEVIIIIILLLLLL! eek) we have a deal!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I hate onions too so u got a deal smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hahahahaha! Are you sure you're not just something that my disturbed mind made up? Someone who hates onions, offers me massage and food and juggles??? I don't believe you exist ubbloco But IF you do, I like green spaghetti the best ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
green spaghetti is ok but i prefer the plain one, however! i dont juggle, just cant seem to do it!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Sorry, I included poi and staff there though I know it's not technically juggling...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeh u shouldnt confuse the two tongue cos juggling is silly

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Are You Saying...
that...
I... ubbrollsmile ubbangel
am silly???

Hmmm... wondering how I can possibly prove you wrong there, but I probably can't biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes i am biggrin but feel free to prove me wrong otherwise

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*pokes head round door to make appearance*

hey will tongue ubbrollsmile

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
howdy pleased to meet you, and just for record the irish accent is the sexiest accent *Drools and as for your hobbie of tyding your room
according to the Oxford dictionary:
hobby

• noun (pl. hobbies) 1 an activity followed regularly for pleasure

hehehehe you naughty boy for fibbing spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank hug hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Prove that I'm NOT silly? Dammit... does that mean I'd have to be intentionally boring for the rest of my posts here? Forget it :-)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have the flu, fellow Hoppers, please entertain me frown

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
pffffffft you,re a boy! Saying you have the flu probably means you have a mild head cold! ubblol



Would ickle William like some chicken soup den? Awwwwwww poor baby....



Thats the best line in sympathy I do for colds ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think im gonna go have some soup actually chciken n vegetable or potato n leek hmmm, and no it really is the flu tongue someone already said no u have man flu which translates as cold, im pretty delerious though, about 2 hrs ago i was looking for the mouse for my computer in my fridge n freezer!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
And thats different to how you normally are....... um........ how?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
normally its in the oven ubbloco

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Will, poorly babe! There, there
** feeds babe Will comforting soup**

Hope you feel better soon - esp for 27th! hug

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I better be well by then, I am looking forward to it biggrin i tried havign soup tonight but it tasted foul due to me being ill frown annoying cos i was really looking forward to it too

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
food looks great but you can't smell or taste it - like those Sudafed adverts mad2

have more hugs instead hug hug hug2

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

poor Will get well soon!

And i recommend Chicken soup for when you're ill. With bread and real butter that you can dunk in.

kiss

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
well im feeling a bit better today i went into work too, but it was crap and i was cougihing everywhere, but i only managed to break one glass which was an achievment biggrin

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
psssst did you see how I got away with calling him William wink oops there.... I did it again.... he hates being called William. DoH! Did it again.....

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*pokes head round doorway-type-thing and slides a pizza with extra, extra cheese into the middle somewhere*

just thought i should drop by and supply some pizza with optional shrooms biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


psssst did you see how I got away with calling him William wink oops there.... I did it again.... he hates being called William. DoH! Did it again.....




you bloody well did aswell! right your not getting away with it again! im going to call you your full name at falmouth Mrs Skullduggerynessbamboozleshapaglemooseltoff

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Gidg dips the end of her pogo stick into glitter

boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. boing .. biggrin

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


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