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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Greetings!



After constant thoughts about the matter I have decided to finally redo my introduction thread, so also apologies to anyone who thought that they were saying something extremely interesting in my old one but its a goner!



So.... about me



Name: Will

Age: 21

Sex: (wont say it, wont say it) Male

Location: Staines, London and Hull (United Kingdom)....catch me if you can biggrin

Favourite Toys: Aerotech glo meteor pro's, and my fire ropes

Been twirling since: Erm about May or June 2004

How did you get into it: Saw some fire spinners performing at the full moon party in Koh Pha Ngan, Thailand, got back n bought some poi!

Occupation: Student, Thunderbird, Ginger, Barman and all around nice guy smile

Hobbies: Swimming, spinning, watching the same things over n over again, tidying my room, cooking spaghetti bolognase and relaxing in Thunderbird 2

Music: Erm....I'm really very all over the place on this one so best not name any names

Favourite Books/Authors: Eragon, Harry Potters and Stephen King and whoever did Pedro the Parrot, oh can someone please get me into Terry Pratchett cos he always seems funny but i can never be arsed to read it

Favourite Movies: Jaws, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, A Walk To Remember, The Lion King, Leon, Pulp Fiction, LOTR's, Bubba Ho Tep and Natural Born Killers

Favourite Colour/s: Yellow and Red

URL: https://www.idonthaveone.com

Interesting facts about me: I've been attacked by a shark and wahay have a few scars to prove it biggrin, grew up in Iceland for 6 years so can speak the language, probably better than i can speak english, or at least type anyway wink and my special talent is voice impersonations and can say that the sexiest accents in the world is the Russian and Scottish accent.



So thats a little about me, my best friend is Minnie my dog, she reins surpreme and would trust her way more than most people, I'm not totally sure why I have re done this intro but oh well, I have met a fair old few of you lovely Hoppers, although mostly have seen embarassing situations (balloon thong anyone?) I spend most of my time cleaning my room and if im not cleaning it I'm messing it up. Love life is best not mentioning since those who know me know its all over the place, am a bit of a loose soul and a bit of a romantic, or is it romatnic Cantus? wink erm thats about it at the moment. If Bird, Gidg or Pounce go into this thread please explain why I never see you in other threads, apart from pounce i think once in another thread, do you guys just stay here to make newbies feel welcome but dont actually do anything else. Anyway thats about it, feel free to look in my gallery as I can guarantee it will constantly have embarassing pictures of other HoPers and if you want to talk to me my msn is will_lh7@hotmail.com



Lastly if anyone wants a massage or some Spaghetti Bolognase cooked just ask smile



Bye!!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
well it's about time!

wavehello

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
*ahem*



You should know better Will tongue



And don't try and act like you dont know what i am talking about eek

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
confused

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh I would like to make it known to all in the world that i absolutely LOVE the colour Pink, I also have the most amount of respect to the lovely girl we know here as Pink...? What an awesome colour, what an awesome person.....awesome!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
*removes knife from Will's neck*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
ubblol

All hail Purple, the superior colour! tongue

*runs*

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I wouldn't say superior...

But equal. In my opinion the 3 great colours are pink, purple and green.

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think yellow n red, but then again im ginger so what would i know about it ubblol

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't think Pounce has ever been in my intro....I suspect she doesn't like me.

I've been in her intro though. I left her some cake. She ignored it. I keep meaning to go back for hte plate but i'm scared of the mouldy cake monster that will be dwelling on it by now.....

Meh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes i expect her mouldy cake monster would be well on the way to maturity by now, probably even a few piercings on the way ubblol

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
wave hullo there!

hmm...*searches brain for some witty thing to say here*

nope...nothing comes to mind!! have a bizarre tuesday!! biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
hola, im mute at the moment!! damn throat

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
*brings a gift of a throat sweet*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
its ok im drinking beechams at the mo, its not too bad now, its starting to sound grovelly and sexy

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Fine, don't accept my gifts. ubbcrying



Last time i try and do anything nice for you tongue

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Alright dude wave



I like your sig, I heard something similar, it went a little like this....



Give a man a light and he'll have fire for a night, set him alight and he'll have fire for the rest of his life.



thought you'd appreciate that one smile



Now go tidy your room hug

Let's relight this forum ubblove


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
nice one dunc, may have to include that one into maybe, and sorry Pink..? I didnt notice the throat sweet, but thank you, hmmm purple flavour.........

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
*looks down at room* crap! i need to tidy it!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
see I told you! Can you come tidy mine too please?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey i cant even tody my own! but goth frogette says she'll come tidy my room so maybe ask her?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
You can't tody your room? confused

tongue

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought Stroo was meant to be tidying your room?

Or did i misread that?

Meh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh yes, she was wasnt she, she won me, but where is she, i checked the cupboard but i only have those sleeping off the rohypnol in there, stroo stroo stroo!!! where are you my room needs tidying while wearing mischievous clothes i believe were the terms

.and pink u know me, i cant type for siht ubblol

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
The irony... ubblol

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well spotted Poly biggrin

Meh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeh give her a smegging prize :P

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Make it a GOOD prize! tongue

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
an award winning impression of pinkie and the brain along with some balloon lingerie?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Yay!

.......

Wait- balloon lingerie? umm

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes, take a look biggrin https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...=500&page=2

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


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