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Ok, so here goes with this thing...


Name: Ian Massey AKA Meles or Badger

Location: Devon, UK

Hometown: Tavistock

Birthday (sign?): 21st May 1985 Making me officially Gemini AND Taurus depending on the year / Newspaper.

Age: 25.... till next year.

Sex: Male.... one hopes.

Occupation(s): Unemployed Indy Flim maker and Fire Dancer (?)

Favorite Food(s): Italian and Mexican.... even better when they're mixed together, Chilli on a Pizza or Lasagne tacos... My student days were AWESOME!

Favorite Color(s): Red and Black..

What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? What do you mean? An african or Europian swallow?

Toys: *Ahem* Pardon?
Seriously tho
HoP Monkey fist Poi w. Oval Links
Hop Sock Poi
Sonic Stars Tails
and a bunch I made outta bits and peices

Oh I also have a Gora's Fire Staff/Swords and some other staff I picked up at a fair.

Hobbies other than the obvious: Bass and Electric Guitar, Film Making and Acting

Education: I had one, but I try to ignore it.
BSc (Hons) Marine Biology... whole buncha GCSEs and GNVQs and more random Qualifications than you could meaningfully shake a stick at.

Favorite Book(s): People still read books?

Favorite Movie(s): Pirates of the Caribbean, Predator series and the Alien Series.. even the first AVP was pretty good... we dont talk about the second one.

Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?
Star wars destroyer blatently... bit of an advantage being able to attack a ground target from orbit and Godzilla never learnt to fly... more interesting question would be Godzilla vs an Imperial walker.

Favorite TV show(s): Lost, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, 24, Metalocalypse

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) No plans, each day as it comes, hope beyond hope some of my scripts get made into hollywood blockbusters

Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Metal and Rock in general, although I tend to do all my Poi stuff to Trance, anything by the artist ASTRIX.

Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? I err... I refuse to answer this question on the grounds of NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE THEM!

Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Mint Choc Chip or Honeycombe

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* Marmite and Vegemite are harvisted from the Devils own magot infested colon and spread directly onto your morning toast, so neither of them... Nutella I guess, although I havent eaten it since i was about 12.


And I guess thats me. I love talking to other spinners around the world, so if ever you wanna chat, feel free to send me a message

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

Impermanent are all created things;
Strive on with awareness.
- Buddha

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

Just because I did it, doesn't make it a good idea. Just saying.

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

Impermanent are all created things;
Strive on with awareness.
- Buddha

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

...Let Freedom ring with a Shotgun Blast...

Impermanent are all created things;
Strive on with awareness.
- Buddha

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Impermanent are all created things;
Strive on with awareness.
- Buddha

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Impermanent are all created things;
Strive on with awareness.
- Buddha

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...