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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Yeah! that's true girl power...
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*runs in nekkid with an Iron in his hand*
*kneels*
you yelled??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You are sooooooo damn nearly perfect I could squeeze you until you popped! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
As long as you know you have someone daft enough to put a smile on your face, when you need it!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I need it! Its another Bogtrollop day
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1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
awwwwwwwwwwwww
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
*wanders in and fidgets*
Awight?
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
All the better for seeing you here 
Hows it going now all the loons have left?Tao Star thank you hun
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Quiet. But very sunny. You should have come this weekend.
You ok?
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Yeah I'm ok...... just wollowing. Ignore me. I'll be fine.
I lost at literati......pfffffft stupid game!
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Come and play poker with me.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
so you can win all my money? I'm truely crap at poker..... I talk too much (suprise suprise) Although I guess on-line that won't matter because you won't hear me! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Indeed. And it's not real money, cos I ain't got none. Fun tho.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
thats lucky because I ain't got none either!
I need to do something that will occupy my mind utterly for a day and a bit....... I tried tiling, playing literati, watching crap tv, cooking, eating, cleaning the house whilst dressed in a pink tutu...... nothing is working. Distract me please people!!
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
* wanders in.....
* puts chocolates down on the side......... sits down in the corner to watch poker
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Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Is that purple stuff violet? Yeurcch.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
if its chocolate I don't care if its violet or not..... Yummmmmmmmmmmm! Thank you Lemming
You can have the one with cold custard dripped on it Mags.
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Nice. Right, I'm off to play GTA. Laters m'dears
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Bye hun
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Written by: Skulduggery
I need to do something that will occupy my mind utterly for a day and a bit....... Distract me please people!!
draw a cartoon strip (& story) involving a castle, a slice of cheese, a wheelbarrow and a star
(you dont have to really....
do you wanna write some of my coursework for me tho..... please!)take care
x
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
if any1 does feel like doing coursework, why didnt they tell me earlier?
I handed in all my coursework at the end of last term, and it all sucked!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
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What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*points to the sky*
LOOK!! UP THERE!!
*waves his arms around furiously*
there, distracted??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Smarty pants Bird Babajaga thanks for the pretty flowers! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!! Spankings!!!!
*bends over*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hussy!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Am I distracting you enough, or shall I keep going??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
For a special person! (thats you, that is)
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Special or 'special'
Thank you for the hugs babe they are much needed
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Not special - Gormless!
I've moved! So come and invade me in Bath.....
Gayle.....!
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