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1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Name: Simon
Location: Queenstown
Hometown: Chipping Ongar (near Essex)
DOB:15/6/1986
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Performer, Flair Bartender,
Favorite Food(s): Too many, but the Cockadoodle-oink from fergburger sits well high up the list
Favorite Color(s): Orange
Toys: You name it, I'll use it. Staff, diabolo, juggling balls, contact juggling balls
Hobbies other than the obvious: Diving, capoeira
Education: Bah, who needs it.
Favorite Book(s): The Thomas Covenant Chronicles
Favorite Movie(s): LOTR, Madagascar
Favorite TV show(s): Not really into watching TV
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Perform in Cirque du Soleil, become world famous and then run away to a tropical island to live out my days as Diving Instructor and Fire juggler
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The John Butler Trio, Steriogram, MXPX, Tool, Jack Johnson and more
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Chocolate
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) NUTELLA!!!
Feel free to help yourself to the cheesecake and lemon meraunge pies near the door.
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member
143 posts
Location: Here and there, Israel
Hey man, it was great meeting you.
see you one day in the land of the long white cloud:)
Love, Love, Love...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I like cheese.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Goodbye to Australia, I'm heading home on Tuesday, twas a pleasure meeting you all while I was here, and I shall miss you all muchly,
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I always knew you were too good for Ozz-trar-lee-arr Mr Pointy one! Never mind, their loss is our gain!!
Hope you have better luck on the plane this time with your toys *crosses fingers for Simon*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Pfft! Sif the land of the Kiwi be better that the land of Oz- We do have a wonderful wizard after all!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Cheers George, I've been using Firewater over here which doesn't have much of a smell, so I'm thinking I'll get them back ok
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Welcome home Simon!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
eh..sorry for the no reply to the sms.. but yeh.. shame you disapeared before I got there on sunday I coulda come had a beer aswell..I dont work mondays lately. oh well..hope your trip back was all dandy.
see ya again one day.
hug me!
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
*wanders in, looking vague*
*randomly dispenses
s to anyone passing**wanders out aimlessly again*
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Yay for hugs!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Whee!!!
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
WHOOOOO, I just scored a gig in the 42 Below Cocktail World Cup as a flair bartender for one of the events, WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
nice going simon
can we expect video footage?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Sweet as bro! When? And yeah, do we get pics?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
hah - that means you have to be in a bar & SOBER (& clean & presentable)!!!
but seriously - well done Mr. If you need a cheering squad let us know!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
The whole, clean and presentable thing is no longer applicable, they've decided to fly someone down from auckland for it, so I can be as messy drunken as I want
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nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
At least it means you get to heckle..
Drunkenly.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Yes.. heckle and throw objects.
I went in an air guitar competition at work last night, very funny night and one of my mates won the $500 cash prize so we got TRASHED, hmmm, maybe I should be posting this in the I'm not drunk thread
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Funniest thing happened last night.
On the way out from seeing a movie, Clarence and I were walking back to the car and we passed somebody who had his back turned to us, he had long curly hair and wore a black baseball cap and from the back looked EXACTLY like you!
Then he turned around and the illusion was shattered
Hope you're well buddy
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Written by: Brenn
Then he turned around and the illusion was shattered
Why? Was he good looking??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oi that's not very nice!
Now that the notify moderator is written there nice and clearly...I want to know that if I notify a moderator about your posts...will you get the message?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Well, sometimes, but up until this afternoon, not all of them (Malcolm didn't set me up properly). Supposedly now it will - but that's ok as I can be very objective about myself. If I'm a naughty boy I'll give myself a very stern talking to, don't you worry about that! maybe even a
or 3! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
but will you tie yourself up in a straightjacket, or do the HoP Army get to do that due to boredom and no one to fight
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
no straitjacket. *crosses arms over chest*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
all the better to sraightjacket you with my dear
/little red riding hood
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I'm not dear - I'm really rather inexpensive
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Woohooooo, I'm in the HoP calendar, super stoked. Also (surprisingly) the only NZ photo to be selected.
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
congratulations man
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Well, where was your entry Sir PineApple?? We could've been congratumalating you ...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Indeed, you were the one who told me to enter, thanks heaps bro
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