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PyrosnowGOLD Member
stranger
8 posts
Location: All over the province of BC, Canada


Posted:
Name:Hot Carl, with no relation to that sexual poo thing.
also my last name is Salmon, so you could call me smokey, although nobody does.

Hometown: Canada eh? Whistler bc

Age: 30ish

Sex: as often as i can get it and preferably with women.

Occupation(s): provider of lasting memories / im the man with the plan who's just crazy enough to pull it off.

Favorite Food(s): mmmm... i like food. japanese, indian are my top 2

Favorite Color(s): almost all my clothes are black but i like the greens of a rainforrest, and the blues of tropical waters

Toys: tonka trucks, coloring books- but its so dam hard staying inside the lines. oh and poi, staff, fire swords and learning double staff.

Hobbies: skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, playing Guitar (sometimes at open mic), licking envelopes, sewing quilts with old ladies while talking about feelings, playing with electrical devices in the tub, and running with scissors

Education: i dunt need none edjamacation cause ma pa done my skoolin and lerned me good.

Favorite Book(s): celestine prophacy, fear and loathing in losvegas, lonley planet travel guides, and my stereo instructions (the french version cause its fun to read when you dont understand)

Favorite Movie(s): i love good movies!!!! you know cause, they're umm.. good and stuff. but i hate bad movies!!! (they suck). sometimes average movies are ok too. just not too many chick flicks.
i dig tim burton movies, terintino movies, cartoons

Favorite TV show(s): simpsons, family guy, discovery channel. i dont watch much TV. i hear it rots your brain. i dont like reality-TV. i prefer reality-Reality. i lived in an apartment once and there was a camera at the front door so you could see who was coming and going. i would watch that all day sometimes. cheap entertainment

Favorite Music:the cocktail consists of... a whole lotta punk (it's my roots), some hip hop, funky beats (jungle + breaks/ down tempo), a little country. jack johnson/xavier. no opra but some clasical, some metal but not all the time, and nothing with saxaphones.(well maybe ska)
As long as its music, i can appriciate it, unless it's kenny G. think of how nice elevators and dentist offices would be if someone would have just broken his jaw all those years ago

Favorite quote: "today has been the best day since yesterday."
"if you stare straight ahead, nothing can hit you from the sides"
"it aint gonna lick its self"
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can you feel the rythem coursing through your veins setting your blood on fire?

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Who is Sydney?
wink

Ok, this is yet another attempt to rid the site of "Hi, I'm XXXX I'm new"-type intros.

Here's a little template for newbies to use!

Name:

Location:

Hometown:

DOB:

Age:

Sex:

Occupation(s):

Favorite Food(s):

Favorite Color(s):

Toys:

Hobbies other than the obvious:

Education:

Favorite Book(s):

Favorite Movie(s):

Favorite TV show(s):

Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up)

Favorite Music Artists/Composers:

Favorie ice cream flavor(s):

Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)

BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello and welcome to HoP!!

wave weavesmiley

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
welcome hug

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
wavehello hello you crazy person hug we like crazy people

Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Hey there hug welcome to HoP wave

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: ravehead


wavehello hello you crazy person hug we like crazy people



Speak for yourself. I prefer pretty girls where ever possible.

Meh



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