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Login/Join to ParticipateTantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Cantus
But Margaret Thatcher is too old to hoop. She'll break something. Surely?
Definitely too old to have nipples...
Right!
And there's my amazingly disturbing mental image for the day. Gee, thanks Cantus!
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And with that cheery thought, I'm going to work.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Right. Have fun. Save a life for me?
Meh
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Oh come on fox, i saw what ou were doing in mike's thread!
surely you can handle a little tiger-blamy hooping goodness....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
That's not people. That's just kyrian. She's family. You shouldn't fear her.
Meh
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
And I wasn't even the one who suggested it first, really.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
No that's a very good point.
I'm glad you pointed it out. thanks pigeon. I suspect none of the rest of my family are your family either but perhaps you'd best go check eh?
Meh
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Pigeon...do any of the branches come back on themselves?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
It must be such fun in your head pigeon
Meh
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Written by: Kyrian
Oh come on fox, i saw what ou were doing in mike's thread!
surely you can handle a little tiger-blamy hooping goodness....
i wasn't doing anything in there... i couldn't, linden tied me to a chair...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Oooo tiger balming... I got tiger balmed at my first meet... A little baptism of fire for my nipples
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
yes, but listen to yourself....
"i was tied to a chair"...
surely thats stranger than people getting tiger balm on their nipples in this crowd? :P
yes, even whilst hooping.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
**pokes head round corner...**
room for a little one......?
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
as far as i'm concerned ther eis
but i suppse as its actually my brothers house.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Everyone is welcome here mausy you should know that by now
Meh
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
'Come into the light children, ALL are welcome....'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
You sound like the childcatcher from Chittychittybangbang...
Meh
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
He is the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*wanders in again
tiger balm is awsome
back
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I was actually more for Tangina Baron - the clairvoyant midget from 'Poltergeist' (the film that caused me for boycott KFC for a few months when i was 5)
There is a rather good song (if a little dark) called 'The Childcatcher' by a talented chap called 'Patrick Wolf' do check it out.
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
is it cheese and marmite, or marmite and cheese?
you seem a little indecisive...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
*Gary prepares a marmite and cheese toastie and passes it to pigeon*
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Should I wash my hands...?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
ick marmite *runs away covering nose
back
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*the echo returns* Hiiiii Yaaaaa!!!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
*hello hello hello*
What was that? Morning everyone!! Cantus, did you end up going to BJC? I'm up early to do all my brum brum stuff... Oh the trials and tribulations!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
hello *waves
back
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I'm bored
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
im sam nice to meet you bored
back
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*poke*
*runs away*
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*bellydances a bit*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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