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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
That can't be right. It's not even facing in the right direction...
That can't be right. It's not even facing in the right direction...
Meh
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PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Posted:
That has really cracked me up!!!
Cantus bless you for being fabulous!! I have to confess, that is the best dot to dot I have ever seen anyone do!!
I even had to show Kieron it made me laugh so much... He gave me a funny look... guess you had to be there!
That has really cracked me up!!!
Cantus bless you for being fabulous!! I have to confess, that is the best dot to dot I have ever seen anyone do!!
I even had to show Kieron it made me laugh so much... He gave me a funny look... guess you had to be there!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
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Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Your duck is prettier Cantus...
Your duck is prettier Cantus...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
yay for monkeys in duck suits
yay for monkeys in duck suits
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
I showed Taj and he grinned all big like. He loves duckies dont cha know...
he wanted to leave you a message....
knliwwfweeeeewl nfkicnfkihnfw w askn;dd;vqelnnvcvcnvckldlw;;mlewjlbv vbjldlvdjbbsjlvd
thats him walking on the keys
I dont know what his message means but maybe if you ask Bugis...
I showed Taj and he grinned all big like. He loves duckies dont cha know...
he wanted to leave you a message....
knliwwfweeeeewl nfkicnfkihnfw w askn;dd;vqelnnvcvcnvckldlw;;mlewjlbv vbjldlvdjbbsjlvd
thats him walking on the keys
I dont know what his message means but maybe if you ask Bugis...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
looks like the meaning of life
quick bugis translate pleasssse?
looks like the meaning of life
quick bugis translate pleasssse?
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
Hey!
S this is why no-one is replying to the giant garguant C@ntus thread of old...
(well, I knew it but keep forgetting to add this to my favourite threads).
Oh, and if you don't swap the vowels over, try swapping the N and the T....
Hey!
S this is why no-one is replying to the giant garguant C@ntus thread of old...
(well, I knew it but keep forgetting to add this to my favourite threads).
Oh, and if you don't swap the vowels over, try swapping the N and the T....
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Thats really really good.
Im very impressed.
Thats really really good.
Im very impressed.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well mainly because I asked Mr malcolm to disappear my other intro I think.
Could be wrong though.
Written by: Charles
Hey!
S this is why no-one is replying to the giant garguant Cantus thread of old...
Well mainly because I asked Mr malcolm to disappear my other intro I think.
Could be wrong though.
Meh
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
so i guess responding to this thread ain't gonna help eh?
so i guess responding to this thread ain't gonna help eh?
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well as the other thread only exists in potentia (where ever that might be) and this one is still real, then i reckon this one would be your best bet.
Well as the other thread only exists in potentia (where ever that might be) and this one is still real, then i reckon this one would be your best bet.
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
yes
Written by: Adya Miriyana
oh yes?
*poke*
yes
Meh
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
aw........... such a cute cute ducky.............
cantus thats brilliant!
aw........... such a cute cute ducky.............
cantus thats brilliant!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
CANTUS.
REPLY TO MY BOYS POST OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE
CANTUS.
REPLY TO MY BOYS POST OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
ooer...
ooer...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
wouldnt that be a bit painful?
dragging poor bugis away from his feet?
wouldnt that be a bit painful?
dragging poor bugis away from his feet?
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Not if you had a sharp axe...
Not if you had a sharp axe...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
how could you suggest such a thing?!
how could you suggest such a thing?!
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have fur, will huggle
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
Posted:
Hello Taj. I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes there just aren't enough hours in the day.
Usually, when it happens to me I show people my feet or fall over. That makes them all giggle. And then I get lots and lots of huggles.
Hope you are well, and that my cousin Piere is looking after you and not calling your mummy any bad words.
One day I will come visit you and then you can see my feet collection.
I have 2. This one:
*holds up left foot*
and this one:
*holds up right foot. Falls over*
Oops.
Written by: Valura
knliwwfweeeeewl nfkicnfkihnfw w askn;dd;vqelnnvcvcnvckldlw;;mlewjlbv vbjldlvdjbbsjlvd
Hello Taj. I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes there just aren't enough hours in the day.
Usually, when it happens to me I show people my feet or fall over. That makes them all giggle. And then I get lots and lots of huggles.
Hope you are well, and that my cousin Piere is looking after you and not calling your mummy any bad words.
One day I will come visit you and then you can see my feet collection.
I have 2. This one:
*holds up left foot*
and this one:
*holds up right foot. Falls over*
Oops.
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posted:
LOL...
LOL...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
*huggles bugis and helps him up
*huggles bugis and helps him up
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Taj said
"dabba abbbada adddabbbaaa dubbbo dubbbbbyybabbya "
Which I understand to translate to....
Thanks so much for coming to play Bugis! I love your cousin pierre very much and I slobber on him all the time! I wish you could come and play with me.I would slobber on you too! BUt I wouldnt throw up on you....that would be impolite.
I have asked pierre if you could have his feet when he is finished with them... that way you could have a really big feet collection! anyway must dash...its bum changing time...
love you Taj"
Taj said
"dabba abbbada adddabbbaaa dubbbo dubbbbbyybabbya "
Which I understand to translate to....
Thanks so much for coming to play Bugis! I love your cousin pierre very much and I slobber on him all the time! I wish you could come and play with me.I would slobber on you too! BUt I wouldnt throw up on you....that would be impolite.
I have asked pierre if you could have his feet when he is finished with them... that way you could have a really big feet collection! anyway must dash...its bum changing time...
love you Taj"
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
you mean its not the meaning of life? damn
thanks for the translation anyway Valura
you mean its not the meaning of life? damn
thanks for the translation anyway Valura
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
sorry linden... I did ask but he said that he had forgotton already...
he said he still remembers what angels look like though...
Written by: linden rathen
you mean its not the meaning of life? damn
thanks for the translation anyway Valura
sorry linden... I did ask but he said that he had forgotton already...
he said he still remembers what angels look like though...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
hello...
hmmm... i wander off for a week and a half and you gain 15 pages..? i'm not going to read them all, sorry.
how've you been anyhoo Mr Cantus?
hello...
hmmm... i wander off for a week and a half and you gain 15 pages..? i'm not going to read them all, sorry.
how've you been anyhoo Mr Cantus?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
squeeeeeeeze!
squeeeeeeeze! GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
she is a real flameyhead now, ya know
how's things?
*poke*?
she is a real flameyhead now, ya know
how's things?
*poke*?
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yeay for Maus hugs
That's cos he's a little ange.....ooh you nearly tricked me again you sneaky sneak
Lou and Scarah - I am fine thank you Miss(es). Bit achey after spinning lots at Nottingham Juggley thing yesterday. Plus my face is bruised due to being bitted by one of my sticks
Yeay for Maus hugs
Written by: Valura
he said he still remembers what angels look like though...
That's cos he's a little ange.....ooh you nearly tricked me again you sneaky sneak
Lou and Scarah - I am fine thank you Miss(es). Bit achey after spinning lots at Nottingham Juggley thing yesterday. Plus my face is bruised due to being bitted by one of my sticks
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
got any bids yet bubs?xx
got any bids yet bubs?xx
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