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Location: Spain,Britain
Wow, check me out, using a computer (you have no idea!! trust me!! I was confused when they invented the wheel.....)
In spain at the mo', loving it all, but not many swingers and twirlers to chat to out in the arid countryside, ooh and watch for loose sparks here. Sheessh!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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You must be fairly old to remember the invention of the wheel.
Meh
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Location: Spain,Britain
oooh, i'm so old the big bang was still just a good idea.
It all went downhill from there.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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buenos dias!
welcome to hop!
hope you like it here 
where abouts in spain are you from?
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HELLLLLOOOO BAAAAABBBBBYYYYYY!!!!
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Location: Spain,Britain
Buenas dias L_B, soy de Liverpool En Inglaterra, Perro ahora vivo en Malaga. Y tu?
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Tantamount to fatuity
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You'll just confuse her you know....
Meh
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Location: Spain,Britain
Ya see! That's what happens when i act like a smart-arse and talk in foreign tongues......
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Tantamount to fatuity
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I used to go out with a girl that insisted on speaking spanish all the time. Twas very confusing.
But then she was spanish so i spose it's not entirely her fault....
Meh
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Location: Spain,Britain
I once dated a half irish- greek/cypriot. talk about an identity crisis.
Nice girl... but here's my advice...NEVER date half irish, greek/cypriots.
No offence to half Irish Greek/Cypriots!!! unless ya names Lefgia!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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im a little rusty but here goes
Written by: Tong
Buenas dias L_B, soy de Liverpool En Inglaterra, Perro ahora vivo en Malaga. Y tu?
buenoes noches
que tal?soy de manchester en inglaterra, me gusta espania! perro? tu? no! perro=dog
Lo quiere usted en malaga? ive siempre quiso viajar Espana. cuan largo le tiene vivio alli para? como le viene movio alli? espera que usted lo quiera en aqui. todos son realmente amistosos ?
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I have to say L_B i freakin impressed. I certainly didn't expect to be picked up on my simple spelling error. Damn u.
To answer your questions... I'm here until December and have been here 6 weeks already. I came here 'cause i didn't want to go back to Liverpool after i Left Faliraki(you live in the N.W, surely you understand).
You should come to Spain it's a beautiful country, but if your pictures anything to go by,avoid the bullrings....
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Written by: Tong
I once dated a half irish- greek/cypriot. talk about an identity crisis.
Nice girl... but here's my advice...NEVER date half irish, greek/cypriots.
No offence to half Irish Greek/Cypriots!!! unless ya names Lefgia!
Right avoid a short, deranged, dreadlocked (i assume she still has them) staff spinner from Valencia called Lydia and you should be fine
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
picture? eh? im confuzzled
i would love to go to spain and travel for a bit, spain is muy bonito!
and yes im coming to visit lol! just in a while....
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Cheers for the advice dude. Shame really, Short,deranged and dreadlocked are my fav qualitys in a psycho g/friend....
Although as a devilsticker, i think staff spinners are trying to compensate for something..(Freaud, come here!)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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those damn staff peeps! can i borrow that quote pweety pweese!
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Location: Spain,Britain
L_B...your picture is a bull,no?
They kill bulls for fun here.
Are you seriously coming over?, Where about?
If its in the south, take my email at some point and hook up..
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mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
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Location: Birmingham, Australia
Hey! Welcome to HoP!
For some reason, i actually read some of the spanish and understood a little (it's a cross between french and latin for some reason
)Enjoy your stay and please don't feed the mental patients...
*twitches*
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
its a cow
my teddy, hes called moomoo cow
i do plan on goin to spain but itll be in the next2/3years lol but yeah ill give ya a shout
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my apologies to moomoo cow, i thought they were horns atop her head...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
his head
yes i know a male cow is a bull, but hes far to young to be thinking about anything like that!
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L_B, you are aware of the potentially damaging psychological effects this denial of gender is liable to cause in later life. When
HE eventually goes to teddycow junior school, don't ya think he's gonna notice the difference between him and all the other cows!
On the other-hand, it would make the post football match bath more interesting!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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true, but when it comes to young cows these days i feel as a 'normal' careing parent that the educational system for animals these days are far too oppressing, and that it would be far more educational for moomoo cow to travel for his education and life experience, and therefor meet a nice lady cow, which hasnt been corrupted and they can live happy ever after.
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Location: Spain,Britain
Ah, there's nothing like meeting a romantic.
I fully support your direction for moomoo cow, travel broadens the mind and a good woman narrows your consentration.
One thing i suggest is to let him roam free during the spring and autum field seasons. Thats when Silicybin mushrooms grow. Did you know cows are the only other animals in the world to be able to contemplate religion in a sentient manner? (i'm willing to hear the scientific reasons for this from anyone, i belive it's something to do with a part of the brain called 'hippothalimus', which humans also have)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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the hypathalamus! if you wanted i could start on that..... i do psychology, so i know about those parts of the brain.....
but then again i think we've already scared everyone off!
fraidycats!
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Hellllllloooooo!
welcome to HoP!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Written by: Tong
i think staff spinners are trying to compensate for something..(Freaud, come here!)
i thought she was a girl... wht's she trying to compensate for then?
not that i'm a staff spinner, but i was considering taking it up....
i don't think cows got religion. it's just their many stomachs, which lend them a meditative air due to all that digestion.
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Location: Spain,Britain
Aww shucks i thought it was something to do with hippos or something.
Hell, i'm always up for a little psychology, so go ahead and teach. Que significa hypathalamus?
Athough all others have seemingly been scared off, unless they are just intimidated by the collective brain power of us.(if you discount my spelling mistakes).
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hey tony tony tony, my screen name is " lauralickalotopuss"
love laura xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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not sure how to work all this stuff yet. sorry i cut off earlier babe, the line came out the back of the laptop!bugger!
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Location: Spain,Britain
A big hello
to Laura everyone.....Georgia, i have to say, that was very selective Quoting!
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