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627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Hey peeps... Wehey... My first forum... The love of Poi made me do it!! Just finished doin loadsa Poi at Manchester's Gay Pride, and it rocked... had loadsa people asking me where I learnt... Trouble is... Now in poi comfort zone... wanna learn more... So... Hello and Help! 
Laterz...
Gary x
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
More like jennas breasts to a cows uder, well ok to be fair im generalising all womans breasts to cows uders.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Ah well I s'pose that's ok then. Mildly freaky and unsettling but ok...
Meh
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Written by: GazzaBee
Do ya know... fate is never on my side with these Poi meets... I have learnt that I have a work event on Saturday 8th October which I have to attend (and wear black tie to [Grrrr]) which is the same weekend as the Nottingham meet...
I wonder if I can get out of the work do by pretending that a relative died or something?
hun, I'm not going down til Sunday - ie just for the day - cos I'm off to see Goldfrapp on Sat night. i still think it'll be fun and it's not so far for a day trip
We can meet up and go together if you like?Actually I lie - I'm hoping to go down for fun n frolics on Friday, back home Sat then back to Nottm on Sunday double
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Mmmmm... Well, that does sound like it could be a plan... I will find out what time the work thing is finishing (If I haven't 'killed off a relative' in order to get out of it) And see what I can sort!! Sendin love...
Gary x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
How very cute Cantus!! How I would love to stroke your puppy!
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
a cow
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
oh i get it now! i have a cow as my av
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Cows are cute, there just like horses but dont smell, oh and there black and white. Ever had a cow suck your hand? lol its so funny
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Cows don't smell?
I'm sorry, have you ever been in a barn full of cows?
In addition to milk, they also produce (in vast quantities) this substance known as "manure."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Written by: Brit_Joe
Ever had a cow suck your hand? lol its so funny
i seriously do not even want to know how that situation came about...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
i dont do manure
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Certainly not from your udders
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
LOL, silly city people. Cows dont smell of poo, there poo smells of poo, you know when you stroke a horse and your hand smells like horse after, dosent happen with cows, and besides cow manure is the least smelling type of smell on farms.
Cows are so nosey, I used to feed the calfs in the barn apples and they usually just try to eat your hand with there gums lol
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
now now theres nothing wrong with my udders!
joe, what are you going on about? random!
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
I'l give you random!
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What would you prefere jenna, this or the more traditional method of my hands and a bucket!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Was that an offer of Joe milking jenna in the traditional way?
Sorry ya can't make Liverpook Joe... We'll do some spinning for you... Could well be just me and you now in the car Jen, not heard from Mill, perhaps Dave can give him a nudge for me!!
Snogs all round....
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
*runs in, pokes Gary in a 'sensitive' place and rtuns out again*
Mwahahah - that'll teach you to poke my bruises!
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: GazzaBee
Snogs all round....
*In best Oliver Twist voice*
Please, sir, may I have some more?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Extra snogs for Doc...
Where's that Elaine... I'll get her for poking me...
*runs off to Elaine's thread for revenge*
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
poking elaine? Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
oooh! i came in during the poking! my timing really is improving.
hi i heard this is where the gay boys hang out. and a bunch of buffy fans. queers, buffy, poi...i've found my people at last!
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Yeah!! We've got another one!! Hey, we're getting quite a collective together now!! WoooHooo!
Welcome BlueBoy... And may I say what excellent form you have... ya piccies demonstrate lots of Poi talent!!
Hello everyone else... I picked up my car today!! Yeah! Typical me, as soon as I got it, I thought... Mmmm, I want it in black, but heyho... my last car was black! Time to move on...
It's our Liverpool meet on Sat!! Yeah... In the car is: Jen, Kirsty and Mill. Apologies to Jen who I couldn't hear on the phone earlier, coz she was clearly pubbing it... no change there
Right, day off work tomozza... Need to go to sleep! Laters guyz...
G x
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*crawls in, too*
Mmm...warm.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
ahem
Meh
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
*comes bounding in & jumps up and down on the bed*
wake up sleepyheads!!
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
It's friday night. Gary will be out in the village wearing something tight, dancing to ropey trance and other such stereotypes
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
I imagine gazza wears something tight everyday lol
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
PoiBoi
627 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Here's innocent me, and I wake up with 3 people in my bed, and people talking about me wearing tight stuff!! Right, I am going to fish out my baggiest hoody for the Liverpool meet!!
Just about to set off now to meet the guys in Manchester... Weather aint looking top, so, looks like ya might not be missing out on too much Joe! (Well, apart from staying in the pub all afternoon!)
Come on you lot, outta bed, I gotta get dressed
Stuck in my Poi comfort zone....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
i dont think it really matters now about getting dressed in font of them....
good night gary! hehehe twas fun
i still want to know what u were saying about me 
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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