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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...



Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)



Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway

wave ubbrollsmile wave



(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)



Name: Dave Chu



Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire



Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire



DOB: 1st January 1980



Age: 25



Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')



Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)



Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me



Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity



Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves



Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)



Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....



Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite



Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,



Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Thanks for all the hugs you guys! (Help! I'm suffocating)



I was actually more worried about him! I'm sure the 'goodbye marathon' yesterday sweetened the blow biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
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Posted:
ubblol I'm sure it did!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
blow...where *looks around and under stuff*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol spank ubblol

baby_LeeSILVER Member
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Posted:

Sorry to hear things didn't work out for you mate. Glad to hear you can still remand friends though. On a brighter note you will be single for Pride and there will be plenty of boys to play with. If you want we can go out on the Friday as well and you can check out the talent down south. Unless you've now decided you want to play for the other team ubblol

hug

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Maybe I can find some lesbian who's now sick of girls...

Single for Pride smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Yeah but hun, hot lesbians seem to be a lot harder to come across(excuse bad pun), than hot young gay men...trust me...I'm very observant when it comes to stuff like this!

tongue

baby_LeeSILVER Member
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Posted:

ubblol The girl knows her stuff!

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


Bubbles_SILVER Member
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Posted:
hug smile

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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Thanks Bubbles... :hugs:

That's what I'm worried about Lee! Maus? Something you wanna tell us...?

I think just gonna spend my flirting with unavailable straight men instead... (What do you mean I do that anyway????)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Maus? Something you wanna tell us...?




No...I'm not a raging dyke! And i don't mean that in the sense of a river either! ubbloco

Sexuality and all things involved in it interest me...thats all! wink

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Damn.... I was hoping your upcoming wrestling match was gonna feature some REAL passion tongue

And... 'Harlot'! biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
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Posted:
I did some reading on Irreversible and apparently the first half an hour has a low bass frequency playing in the soundtrack that makes people feel quessy- underhand tactics indeed!

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Note to people: I highly reccommend 'Irreversible' as a provocative piece of cinema but I guarantee you will be sickened/horrified by the violence, sexual or otherwise. If you have a strong stomach (and I don't don't mean in a yucky B-movie way) check it out....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


VixenSILVER Member
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Posted:
oooo i wanna see! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Shall I bring it round? I have popcorn....

I am actually surprised by women's reactions to it. Probably being overprotective of them but they handle the 9-minute rape scene rather well...

STILL wanna watch it Vix?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
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Posted:
I will defenitly be giving that one a miss... *shudder*

...Unless it's got bunnies and fluffy clouds in it...does it have bunnies and fluffy clouds in it? *looks hopeful*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
There's fluffy clouds at the end. There's probably fluffly bunnies on the woman's dress. But no. If you want fluffy bunnies and clouds watch 'Watership Down'. That's a happy movie with bunnies...

Isn't it....?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
it is if you like stew biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Mmmmmm, pre-butchered by other animals - rottweiler and Old Bunnies...

Sure supermarkets can realise a range like that and get away with charging more 'Naturally Expired Meat'

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
it's like bush tucker

*looks around pensively*

*whispers*

They eat strange things like monkeys

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
When you say 'they' does that include LMSP? biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

she's a coniswer wink she only eats the tail.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Why not? Plenty of protein...

What does she do with the rest of the monkey?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
eek

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Close your mouth dear. Don't know what might end up in there...


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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I've had worse................

MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

have you had worse Dave?

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
As if you need to ask! ubblol

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I have indeed...


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A Chinese delicacy apparently...

Originally looks like this...


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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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