SALE 🔥 Big Stock Clearance — Limited stock, grab yours now! Shop Now → ×

Forums > Introductions > Neon_Shaolin comes into the fold

Login/Join to Participate
Page: ......
Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...



Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)



Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway

wave ubbrollsmile wave



(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)



Name: Dave Chu



Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire



Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire



DOB: 1st January 1980



Age: 25



Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')



Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)



Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me



Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity



Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves



Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)



Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....



Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite



Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,



Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
mmmmmmm *multiple orgasms*

a massive naked chocolate jacuzzi in the bahamas.... mmmmmm

back


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Bring your own straws.... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

I don't really like chocolate I don't see how so many people go crazy over it...is it just me being weird?

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
you'd be weired anytway, weather you liked chocolate or not sweetie ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
No great loss Lee...

All the more for me... all the sweet/bitter/creaminess melting, coating my tongue with its dark velvety texture like a long lost lover...

*achem*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh its more gay in here than normal!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
What's so gay about eloquently articulating my love of chocolate?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
What’s gay about expressing my indifferent view on chocolate? lol.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
it just is ok. so there lol can i jump in the jacuzzi too?

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

don't be silly your not a man ubblol

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
but i'm half gay... - i've got prosthetics to make me a man....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
All you need to make you a man is Lee biggrin



Go ahead... Dive in... there's enough chocolate in here to give everyone diabetes!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
lee can "make" men? is he God in disguise?

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
no...the devil ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

I can make mini me’s in my hand, does that count?

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Not unless someone uses your hand as a sanitary towel...

#You say 'Pesata' I say 'Pessata'...#

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*brings in tea*

well it was getting cold round my house wink

biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I'll turn it into Iced Tea then!

Come in, make yourself at home...

Mind the gimp...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
**wanders in, carefully avoid gimp laid in recovery position on the floor**

Shite - what happend to him?

smile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I asked him to the housework...

He's having a sit down protest. Then again that was days ago...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

**nudges gimp**

i dont know dude - there aint alot of movement - perhaps you can tunr him into a chair or something - or perhaps hang him on the wall out of the way smile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
*Gets out 'Taxidermy for Dummies' book*

Hmmmmm, do we have any porridge in the house?

And a hammock? The one that was broken perhaps?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
no, but I got a pot of jelly, a fairy washing up liquid bottle, and some dynamite....will that do?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Hmmmmm...

Use the gimp as a jelly mould.... that sounds like fun....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Poo flavour biggrin

Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jelly Belly Beans ?

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Ooooooh I wouldn't mind some Milky Mint Jelly! Topped with chocolate mouse and Jellybeans placed strategically upon the gimp jellymould's person...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
hello Mr how are you? hug

back


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I'm okay I suppose. Besides contemplating taking a mini-gun to my entire workplace and fleeing the country under the name 'Raoul' I'm good...



Still settling into my new house away from the parents but left my phone at theirs in the rush to leave (for the cinema)!



Almost cathartically disappointed by the new X-Men film whilst still enjoying it as a brainless blockbuster the first two tried hard to distance itself from...



Yourself?



hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
im good caught up on the sleep i missed at blus so feeling awake and good atm - especially as tonight im going to zoo bar for free drinks biggrin

not seen X-3 yet - looking forward to it but i have heard bad things frown

back


Page: ......

Similar Topics No similar topics were found
      Show more..

HOP Новостная рассылка

Subscribe now for updates on sales, new arrivals, and exclusive offers!