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Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
hi, i'm new!
how is everyone.
my friend is teaching me how to poi and i'm really enjoying it.
dont know anyone except snoopoi so introduce yourselfs please!
i'm really nice lol!
loadsa love
lauz
xxxxx
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
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*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*makes suave yet kinky remark, all while staying cute and innocent*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
awwww sexy
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
why fank you
p.s.
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
pete, you can borrow my whip if you want.
It's not a 40 foot bullwhip or anything, but it'd still hurt like buggery...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
ohhh can he have it can he, can he????
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owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Written by: lauz the caterpilla
good i'm glad, wait so your gay then
am as bent as a ruler
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
wow and after all this time i've known you i never guessed lol.
(i slept in her bed last night damn it *gets worried*)
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
im still on my search for handcuffs with no safety, this could take a while.
mig, a 40 ft bullwhip, tis just a little out of my league, now.
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
oh have you not found any yet ???
i have a friend who's uncle is a police man do you think i should ask to borrow his?
*goes to the bedroom and starts preparing the room*
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
Written by: lauz the caterpilla
wow and after all this time i've known you i never guessed lol.
(i slept in her bed last night damn it *gets worried*)
ok by saying i am as bent as a ruler that implies that i am straight (like a ruler) it's like saying i'm as straight as a roundabout!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
ah ok i get it now lol sorry i'm dumb
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
you don't need to tell me that hunny. i went to school with you.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
lol theres no need to tell people i've always been thick
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
hmmmmmm i'm happy i met more hoppers last night. i love meeting hoppers its mucho fun
why has everyone gone to play or beautiful days.
i miss you all!!!!! come back please 
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
ok they havent come back *talks to self*
my dancing was fun last night. even this spanish school came along.
they had nice spanish boys dancing was yummy hmmmm and very good at dancing would have been even sexier if they were spinning fire 
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Hello Ms Lauz
Your postcard is well on its way
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
yay
you are mucho great and hurry up and get back to england coz we all miss ya
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
10 posts
Location: England
Hehe.. people are back from Play nows
how comes you didn't go? Anyway.. nice to meet you Lauz! 
You wrote on my Intro thread and I thought I'd say hello! Hehehee *giggles* Let the Kinky people take over the worrrrld!!
And then, we shall shake our Kinky bottoms and laugh! 3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
woo woo! hayli's is here. only coz there is no where else to post now they have deleted all my favourite threads
*shakes head and sobs*
how are you?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i am fun i think. and hey muddy. i didnt go play coz i was dancing and broke
yes the kinky people shall rule the world.
what threads did they delete they didnt delete the beeding program did they?
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Yup, Breeding thread is gone.
If you pop your head round into social Discussion, youll see why.
Look for Post Whoring and Least popular threads.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
ahhhh ok makes sense now well never mind i kinda of neglected my child on it oh well
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i just got assulted
its crap and the police are crap too
i need a hug
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
GOOD LUCK for Your GCSE's im sure you'll be fine
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2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
well i got an
a in drama
b in rs
c in eng lang
d in science eng lit and art
e in maths and german hehehe
thats very good for stupid me Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
your not stupid and you did very well :hugs:
well done
where ya off to now?
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2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
an independent college they one of best non public schools in country
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
coool
youll do well congrats hun
wotcha studying?
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2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
a level dance a btec (double award = 2 a levels) in acting and a maths course that gives ucas points
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
lalalalala me got purdy pretend dreads today
and and and well nothing really
hugs for everyone i'm feeling very happy today Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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