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Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
What Rouge? Surely you don't need an explanation, I mean, penises do that kinda thing aaall the time!
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Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Ooh 'ark at me double posting....
Jojo I swear I just saw you on newsround- they were at the BJC, and someone looking more than a little bit like you walked across the background!
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
The official Emma Peel wannabe
226 posts
Location: Colchester, England (UK)
I saw that too!
Fame at last Jo!
"Always keep your bowler on in times of stress and watch out for diabolical masterminds" - Emma Peel
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
no way! i missed it!! bollox!!! did i look hott?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
happy birthday Jo! 
hope you have a happiness and fun filled day!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
addict
434 posts
Location: UK
Happy Birthday Jo!!!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
It's your birthday in Spain now, so i can say happy birthday properly.
Happy birthday JoJo!!
big
s!!! Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
happy birfday jo!
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hey Gorgeous, happy Birthday lady!
See you next weekend when you'll get treated like the princess you are!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Happy burpday!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
a random thought that I thought would appeal to you:
Don't you find it funny that one of spiderman's special powers is a sticky white stuff that shoots out of his wrist?
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
HAPPY BIRFDAY JOJO
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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Happy birthday lady
Hope you had a great day
xx
Getting to the other side 
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
Hey Birthday Jo!
Birthday hugs for you
I'll have to let my Dad and Tony Blair know they share their Birthday with someone as brill as you
You can spend hours playing with minutes!
I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Fast, late deliveries!
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
HOPPY BIRTHDAY JO!!!!! hope it's a good one!!!!!!
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
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O.B.E.S.E.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
thanks everyone!!!
xx Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
hello everyone, I had a lovely birthday thanks to Bov, Chutters and 2bags (and all my lovely non-hop friends) who came to my birthday picnic.
I didn't take too many pics, but here's a couple of stunners of Steve:
Non-Https Image Link
Non-Https Image Link
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Belated happy birthday lovelly miss Jo
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well it's past 1:30 am and I can't sleep. My brain is being a total git and no one is online/willing to give up their sleep to look after me. Which is quite reasonable I suppose.
I just feel so unloveable and sh*te right now. I probably won't in the morning (hopefully!) but right now I just feel like I'll wind up some miserable old bitter hag, with a withered pug for company.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
i love you
hope uyour feeling a tad better this morning
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
pfffft Jo! Like that's ever going to happen! Don't you know loads of people love and adore you already?
There is no way you will ever end up "some miserable old bitter hag, with a withered pug for company" when you have such a gorgeous smile and sexy booty!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Thanks ladies
I am feeling a bit better now thanks. I know I have loads of gorgeous people to love and look after me, but when it's in the dead of night with only my brain being nasty, I do think some silly things!
At least a withered pug is better than a sock puppet I guess!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
And a withered pug is better than a wuthered pig...maybe...
Anyway, have some sunshine all the way from the other side of the world
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Actually Maus a wuthered pig (or a Vietnamese Pot-bellied Pig) make lovely pets. They're cute and smarter than dogs!
As recently as a couple of months back, all it took was a grey day to bring me down. Recent lovely sunny weather has given me alot of opportunity to play and have felt great. And I'm so thankful that I've had a bit of nice weather that not even the rain can damn my spirits. I even walked to work in the rain today (only because I can't get any cash till tomorrow!)
Suppose you just need to remember to let yourself feel bad, ride with bad feelings instead of trying to shut them out, invite them in for tea, eventually they'll get bored and play on the xbox in your brain... At least it's not something or someone bad trying to hurt you. If you have bad feelings about other people, so what? You're only bad if you treat people like sh*t.
WILLIES!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I am feeling really rubbish lately. My bad hip really hurts, along with the other hip. My back hurts, my left leg really aches and I pretty much have a constant headache.
Felt like this for 3-4 days so far, and the docs are shut tomorrow. Booo!!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Hey jo-jo
Hope you feel better soon
Sorry I didn't answer yr message on msn, connection is really poo and I was busy setting up sunbird's new druidic forum and A gallery to go with it. A few days hard work
But with great results even if i do say so myself
from me n sunbird Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
Heya, lovely to meet you at last, and thanks for being such great company on such a lovely weekend.
I doubt I'll know what direction I'm taking for some time, but your advice helped a lot
and ..
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