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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
member
28 posts
Location: Ireland
I just joined this thread, it's 61 pages long, I've read the 1st and I've skimmed the last 2, but I'm going to play the nationality card (I'm Irish {^_^}!) and palm off a W.B. Yeats poem for all ladies on auction:
He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
from "The Wind Among the Reeds"
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
--W.B. Yeats, 1888
I used to write that in love notes when I was 15 so I wouldn't have to pay for meals coz I was cheap *ahem* sorry, coz it's all about what's inside that counts
:P:P:P old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
thats a nice poem, i might start writing it in notes myself
however i think im going with J.A.C's bid, so i best be able to turn into the silver surfer mister!!
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
965 posts
Location: London
Yehaw!!! I win Shocked_Prawn. Dont worry I will treat you nicely and will look after you. :P
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" 
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
ok folks, roll up!
one clavey for sale, comes with dreads and nag champa scent, has the ability to massage, and give reflexology, will stay on the dance floor with you all night if you wish (as long as the tunes/band/djs are good!) also believes in faeries..
place your bids now!
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I bid a WHOLE Chocolate Cake!
Unlimited cups of tea
Non-crashing rides in the Crash-o-Matic
Cuddles
A bottle of PVA glue
half a bottle of Sri Lankan Arrack
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I see Flashpoint's kit and raise:
5 plush monkeys
1 set of UV-flavoured flags
1 beehive (bees included)
A lifetimes supply of massage
3 cookie jars with a mixture of choc chip and macadamia cookies
1 samurai sword set
1 Chocolate bear. Made of real chocolate
2 Pandas
1 Bottle of Frangelico
4 Bottles of wine
1 Lightsaber
And.....
1 Djembe
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
oooh...monkeys! brenn your offer is sounding mightily tempting..:D
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
ok after giving sufficient time for any further bids by flashpoint or others, congratulations brenn you've won a me!!
can we get a jam with the djembes?? 
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Yaaay!
I has a burningoftheclavey! 
Written by :burningoftheclavey
ok after giving sufficient time for any further bids by flashpoint or others, congratulations brenn you've won a me!!
You certainly can!
Blackcurrant or raspberry?
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
ooh blackcurrant for definite! yum... and someone to massage me after all the massages i give
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
It was part of the deal, after all
Now turn over
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
God I'm so lame
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
hahah nice cat bump
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Nice. So who is on the auction block?
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Not many, seeing as HoP is a total sausagefest these days
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Well most of us lovely ladies have already been claimed. Got to get in fast these days
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
You know what, I don't think I ever put myself up for auction in the past.
So.. *takes a deep breathe* OK I put myself up.
I am a mid 20's female, living in London UK. I work in Circus, and enjoy juggling and hooping a lot. I love reading, cake and wine. My perfect night in is reading on the sofa with a glass (bottle) of red wine and some cake. I also collect rubber ducks.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
34 posts
Location: Newcastle, UK
Okay, hot on the heels of Pink I shall also put myself up!
Feisty English redhead who works in science and teaches dance as a part time job. Loves staff twirling and is learning poi and fan work.
Talents include gaming and making cupcakes. Likes rock music and 80s films, has a competitive streak and is always up for a challenge. Secretly nerdy and wants to live in a big bouncy castle!
xxx
Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!
A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
/me wonders if circular ownership is a good idea.
I just realised Pink is on the BJC organising thingy. I think.
EDITED_BY: aston (1294767860)
EDIT_REASON: sudden realisation
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?
Circular ownership could be interesting...
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
For Jenovadeath I bid
1x Sephiroth Action Bust with Realistic Supernova SFX!tm
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Originally Posted By: Pink...?BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?
Circular ownership could be interesting...
So you did not post on r.juggling? Must be getting confizzed.
For Pink I bid:
1 confizzalatron.
5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.
3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.
Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Originally Posted By: astonOriginally Posted By: Pink...?BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?
Circular ownership could be interesting...
So you did not post on r.juggling? Must be getting confizzed.
For Pink I bid:
1 confizzalatron.
5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.
3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.
Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.
I post on Rec. but not about the BJC, my name on Rec. is AliceB
I like your bids...
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
In 5 1/2 years I've never had the balls to put myself up for auction so here goes....
Bargain Basement time:
Somewhat dated model
but not a bad runner, several previous careless owners, deficient in all but basic technology and limited performance but plenty of heart and soul. Good cook and excellent listener.
Easily controlled with flowers and a few kind words.
please don't make me beg......
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
So who is actually auction master for the ladies?
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
newbie
32 posts
Location: Leawood, Kansas, U.S.
Ok i will put myself up for auction
so...here goes..
I'm an 18 yr old hooper, also use levisticks. learning poi and hopefully soon staff on the side. Just a starter at performing but pretty good at what i do so far
Talents include gaming, pretty decent at cooking, and love to dance. Love almost any music including techno, dubstep, rock, etc. can't stand country though. Thankfully I am pretty easily entertained, but also easily distracted
its fun though!I also like smiley faces lol
EDITED_BY: Istra (1297192187)
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-Bertrand Russell
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS
Hmmm.... Let's see...
For Istra, I bid:
4 jars of nutella,
an original copy of Super Mario Bros.
Three blank pieces of paper that smell vaguely of popcorn,
Arabian god salt (makes popcorn even MORE delicious)
300 Gold coin replicas (with one surprise actual gold coin mixed in)
1 30 minute back rub
and Mars (must be transported by new owner)
For Pink...
a glimpse of a bottle of Don Julio 1942 tequila (anejo)
A map to the location of the holy mail (like the holy grail cept it has postage stamps)
3 used (yet loved) guitar strings,
and a teddy dragon stuffed with special seasoned popcorn.
For Star Child:
Case of Guinness
Pony Keg of hawaiian punch
3 bottles of rootbeer on the wall,
the eastern tip of Alaska,
and a Green miniature buddha statue.
For Jenova:
Cloud buster sword, monster blood included,
3 ice cream materia,
and a glass of lemonade.
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
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