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Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
PLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
I see the butter knife,
teaspoon, and tippy cup.
And raise you...
Sparta
I see the butter knife,
teaspoon, and tippy cup.
And raise you...
Sparta
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Posted:
OOOHHHH!!!! I want Sparta!!!
I was wearing a sparta top before!
But what about limozeen?
I want them too!
OOOHHHH!!!! I want Sparta!!!
I was wearing a sparta top before!
But what about limozeen?
I want them too!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
GOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh poo, I don't have any old countrys from the bc era laying around....
(Starts rummaging in drawers)
here it is, I raise you some pringles 26 assorted coins an shiny things and THE WORLD!!!!!muahahahah
(pringles are bbq flavour, assorted shiny things may no longer be legal tender and the world is made from glass)
Oh poo, I don't have any old countrys from the bc era laying around....
(Starts rummaging in drawers)
here it is, I raise you some pringles 26 assorted coins an shiny things and THE WORLD!!!!!muahahahah
(pringles are bbq flavour, assorted shiny things may no longer be legal tender and the world is made from glass)
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
SILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Posted:
hey, i'll raise you me! ....now figure that one out
hey, i'll raise you me! ....now figure that one out
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
I see you Mr Majestic and raise you a lifetim of hug's, and a full cutlery set!
I see you Mr Majestic and raise you a lifetim of hug's, and a full cutlery set!
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
You know what, i don't think i've ever put myself up for auction on this thread!!
Therefore:
1 female currently residing in Bristol, UK
Can: Spin poi, juggle clubs, Hula Hoop. Has been known to pick up a staff on rare occasion.
semi house-trained. Can cook & clean when prodded.
Has ecclectic taste in music & therefore comes with a wide music collection.
Has day job. Although willing to leave for the right bidder!
More details on request.
Reserve Price of Chocolate, Nutella or Massage.
Bid ends: 1800 GMT
You know what, i don't think i've ever put myself up for auction on this thread!!
Therefore:
1 female currently residing in Bristol, UK
Can: Spin poi, juggle clubs, Hula Hoop. Has been known to pick up a staff on rare occasion.
semi house-trained. Can cook & clean when prodded.
Has ecclectic taste in music & therefore comes with a wide music collection.
Has day job. Although willing to leave for the right bidder!
More details on request.
Reserve Price of Chocolate, Nutella or Massage.
Bid ends: 1800 GMT
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)
Posted:
whats this about selling people.....is that not slavery?
I highly disagree.....
how much?!
oh, well in that case I gotta go before I get caught being involved in slavery, I learnt the hard way that you can't sell your friends, and you definitely can't buy them................again
whats this about selling people.....is that not slavery?
I highly disagree.....
how much?!
oh, well in that case I gotta go before I get caught being involved in slavery, I learnt the hard way that you can't sell your friends, and you definitely can't buy them................again
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
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Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh oh oh I'm good at massage! I bid one of them, an this here box of facepaint!
Oh oh oh I'm good at massage! I bid one of them, an this here box of facepaint!
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Posted:
WOO! I think I've just been sold to Steaks.
Can't go past that full cutlery set!
WOO! I think I've just been sold to Steaks.
Can't go past that full cutlery set!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
SILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
haha cant beat a good cutlery set!
haha cant beat a good cutlery set!
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
GOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Posted:
So anymore bids for pink or have i won allready with my facepaint?
So anymore bids for pink or have i won allready with my facepaint?
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
SILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
Woo Hoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
I own Clarence
Woo Hoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
I own Clarence
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
for pink I bid
an unlimited source of magical pink body paint
a cadbury factory
the largest monkey hug ever
2 small pin wheels
and an elastic band ball
a dishwasher to free up those evenings (may require feeding)
for pink I bid
an unlimited source of magical pink body paint
a cadbury factory
the largest monkey hug ever
2 small pin wheels
and an elastic band ball
a dishwasher to free up those evenings (may require feeding)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh Mynci's bid is looking pretty good...!!
Oh Mynci's bid is looking pretty good...!!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
GOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Posted:
One snorkle mask
A roast dinner cooked by me with meat of your chioce
Iraq currency circa 2003 mixed denominations
14 hat pins
3 hats
a year of back rubs
a half eaten pot of nivea
an a very small remote contol car
One snorkle mask
A roast dinner cooked by me with meat of your chioce
Iraq currency circa 2003 mixed denominations
14 hat pins
3 hats
a year of back rubs
a half eaten pot of nivea
an a very small remote contol car
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
BRONZE Member
newbie
15 posts
Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL, USA
newbie
15 posts
Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL, USA
Posted:
A ice cream sandwich
a tub of ben and jerry;s (I have 6 different times so your choice)
A set of 3 Whiteboard Markers
1/2 gallon of premixed Green Fire Fuel
a surf board
As many trips to the beach as you want.
and a zippo that needs fuel.
A ice cream sandwich
a tub of ben and jerry;s (I have 6 different times so your choice)
A set of 3 Whiteboard Markers
1/2 gallon of premixed Green Fire Fuel
a surf board
As many trips to the beach as you want.
and a zippo that needs fuel.
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Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Posted:
My turn?
AmaraO. Is is what I is. Make an offer. :-)
My turn?
AmaraO. Is is what I is. Make an offer. :-)
You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too.
SILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA
Posted:
I offer you AmaraO
1 contact juggling ball
I offer you AmaraO
1 contact juggling ball
Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!
PLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
I see your 1 contact juggling ball and raise you....
3 jingly jangly bellydancing belts, one of which has teeny tiny cows instead of coins
I see your 1 contact juggling ball and raise you....
3 jingly jangly bellydancing belts, one of which has teeny tiny cows instead of coins
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
SILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Posted:
oooohhh.......teeny tiny cows you say?
Thats tempting...but its early days yet...
oooohhh.......teeny tiny cows you say?
Thats tempting...but its early days yet...
You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too.
BRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Posted:
Hmm... why not.
Hopefully I can get bought by someone in a warmer climate than this one
Comes with rather long hair, bad dress sense and patronising disposition. Can make origami paper birds without looking, other than that, suitable for decorative purposes only.
Reasonable condition, does not come in original packaging.
Can be sold internationally, but may be subject to quarantine laws.
Okay.. so.. any offers?
Hmm... why not.
Hopefully I can get bought by someone in a warmer climate than this one
Comes with rather long hair, bad dress sense and patronising disposition. Can make origami paper birds without looking, other than that, suitable for decorative purposes only.
Reasonable condition, does not come in original packaging.
Can be sold internationally, but may be subject to quarantine laws.
Okay.. so.. any offers?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
SILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Posted:
I'll offer you:
Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard
I'll offer you:
Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
SILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
i agree with you hamamelis a warmer climiate would be ace!
i agree with you hamamelis a warmer climiate would be ace!
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
Confused about who actually is on auction: AmaraO, hamamelis or shocked prawn, I'm blindly bidding for the lot (as not to appear 'desperate'
):
15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs
hmm, I might appear as an impatient bidder, but that's in the face of a present convention to be attended
Confused about who actually is on auction: AmaraO, hamamelis or shocked prawn, I'm blindly bidding for the lot (as not to appear 'desperate'
):15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs
hmm, I might appear as an impatient bidder, but that's in the face of a present convention to be attended
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
PLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Do you hear that?
That's the sound of FireTom acquiring a harem!
Do you hear that?
That's the sound of FireTom acquiring a harem!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
SILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA
Posted:
FireTom you can bid that Cannon EOS 1 for me. LOL I speak cameras.... BTW why is it barely used and would you like to sell it????
FireTom you can bid that Cannon EOS 1 for me. LOL I speak cameras.... BTW why is it barely used and would you like to sell it????
Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!
BRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Posted:
Hey!
Once a bid has been made, you can't withdraw it, or this would just decend into a farce!
Um, I'm not sure how well one hammock would split between 3 people, unless the other 2 are really really small..
Do we get guarded by eunuchs? Otherwise it's not a *proper* harem..
Hey!
Once a bid has been made, you can't withdraw it, or this would just decend into a farce!
Um, I'm not sure how well one hammock would split between 3 people, unless the other 2 are really really small..
Do we get guarded by eunuchs? Otherwise it's not a *proper* harem..
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
SILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
i didnt realise i was up for auciton... but i am drawn to the idea of wooden legs
i didnt realise i was up for auciton... but i am drawn to the idea of wooden legs
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
There is a islamic rule that one can't have more women as he can take care of... well...
ACT: so you're putting for self on auction too? weee
The Canon is in storage since I got tired of dragging 12kgs of camera backpack, along with 8kgs of firetoys and noticed that by taking pictures, I'm almost detached from the action, just peeking through the viewfinder. All this to find out a month later that the rolls got damaged by heat, or double exposed, or else. Plus the chemicals involved in the development process... YAY for digital and I'll aim for a 40D a.s.a. I regain my passion for taking pictures. But I'd never 'sell' my camera, only sacrifice it for my partner and her passion...
But Hamamelis I'd never withdraw my bid and it's a BIG hammock for 5ppl, so three would fit comfortably
Robyn, I like it more from flesh and bones But you can have as many woodlegs as you like
Eunuchs? We could talk about that, even though I would (if you like) prefer you to guard yourself, so I'll add at least
1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each
There is a islamic rule that one can't have more women as he can take care of... well... ACT: so you're putting for self on auction too? weee
The Canon is in storage since I got tired of dragging 12kgs of camera backpack, along with 8kgs of firetoys and noticed that by taking pictures, I'm almost detached from the action, just peeking through the viewfinder. All this to find out a month later that the rolls got damaged by heat, or double exposed, or else. Plus the chemicals involved in the development process... YAY for digital and I'll aim for a 40D a.s.a. I regain my passion for taking pictures. But I'd never 'sell' my camera, only sacrifice it for my partner and her passion... But Hamamelis I'd never withdraw my bid
and it's a BIG hammock for 5ppl, so three would fit comfortably Robyn, I like it more from flesh and bones
But you can have as many woodlegs as you like Eunuchs? We could talk about that, even though I would (if you like) prefer you to guard yourself, so I'll add at least
1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
SILVER Member
Member
7 posts
Location: Australia
Member
7 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
I bid for AmaraO I found this ring that i think belongs to her (close to her heart Even)
*weg*
I bid for AmaraO I found this ring that i think belongs to her (close to her heart Even)
*weg*
#Property of AmaraO#
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