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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Do what it tells on the tin!
one sentence only... or else I'll BITE you for being an idiot ;-)
eg.
The Wizard Of Oz
Goody twoshoes girl Dorothy throws a wobbly at her family so get sucked through spacetime, squashes nasty old hag and the walks down a yellow road with three freaks, kills another nasty old hag with a bowl of water before shouting at a wizard and then finally realising she could have gone home all along by saying "no place like home" repeatedly.
Your turn
Do what it tells on the tin!
one sentence only... or else I'll BITE you for being an idiot ;-)
eg.
The Wizard Of Oz
Goody twoshoes girl Dorothy throws a wobbly at her family so get sucked through spacetime, squashes nasty old hag and the walks down a yellow road with three freaks, kills another nasty old hag with a bowl of water before shouting at a wizard and then finally realising she could have gone home all along by saying "no place like home" repeatedly.
Your turn
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big and good and broken
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
am i allowed to do 'the sixth sense' or 'fight club'?
i can do both films in one sentence and less than 14 words but i think it may be too cruel...
i challenge anyone to mangage to do this well for 'blue velvet' or 'lost highway'.
cole. x
am i allowed to do 'the sixth sense' or 'fight club'?
i can do both films in one sentence and less than 14 words but i think it may be too cruel...
i challenge anyone to mangage to do this well for 'blue velvet' or 'lost highway'.
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
why not just go for twin peaks altogether
why not just go for twin peaks altogether
Love is the law.
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
alright then
twin peaks
"an fbi agent hugely overcomplicates the case of a young girl in a quiet, small mountain town who was the victim of sexual abuse and murder at the hands of her father."
that's about it innit?
oh, i guess i missed mentioning the dwarf and the fact that sherilyn fenn is really sexy, but they are just distractions really
and while i'm at it, i can do one of the two i mentioned above...
lost highway
"a jazz musician goes a bit mental, kills his wife and whilst sedated in prison, has a lovely dream about it all."
this is fun 
can't do 'blue velvet' though.
who's gonna have a go at the lord of the rings trilogy then...?
cole. x
alright then
twin peaks
"an fbi agent hugely overcomplicates the case of a young girl in a quiet, small mountain town who was the victim of sexual abuse and murder at the hands of her father."
that's about it innit?
oh, i guess i missed mentioning the dwarf and the fact that sherilyn fenn is really sexy, but they are just distractions really
and while i'm at it, i can do one of the two i mentioned above...
lost highway
"a jazz musician goes a bit mental, kills his wife and whilst sedated in prison, has a lovely dream about it all."
this is fun can't do 'blue velvet' though.
who's gonna have a go at the lord of the rings trilogy then...?
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Clubbles Jugs
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Location: Manchester
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
Posted:
blue velvet - whilst living in a normal american town, a man finds a human ear, which leads him to scratch beneath the surface of his town to find evil lurking.
Tis difficult indeed!
Try Jaws??
blue velvet - whilst living in a normal american town, a man finds a human ear, which leads him to scratch beneath the surface of his town to find evil lurking.
Tis difficult indeed!
Try Jaws??
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
jaws
"big shark eats a bunch of people before dying as a consequence of taking on roy scheider and biting off more than he can chew at the same time."
cole. x
jaws
"big shark eats a bunch of people before dying as a consequence of taking on roy scheider and biting off more than he can chew at the same time."
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
School kid wakes up on road and big bunny saves him from being squished by a pice of plane falling on his bedroom so bunny tells him to flood school and burn down the a noncing gurus house and he shoots bunny for running over the girl he loves so goes back in time and chooses to be squished after all.
Sound familiar?
School kid wakes up on road and big bunny saves him from being squished by a pice of plane falling on his bedroom so bunny tells him to flood school and burn down the a noncing gurus house and he shoots bunny for running over the girl he loves so goes back in time and chooses to be squished after all.
Sound familiar?
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Silence of the Lambs in one sentence:
Man eats folk very cleverly.
Silence of the Lambs in one sentence:
Man eats folk very cleverly.
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
FNF- "Geologists do it in the dirt" ??
I'm guessing its that lesser known 1970s soft porn flick "Archaeological Lust in the Dust!"
FNF- "Geologists do it in the dirt" ??
I'm guessing its that lesser known 1970s soft porn flick "Archaeological Lust in the Dust!"
old hand
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Location: Chester, UK
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
Posted:
It isn't a film, but Pride and Prejudice was summed in my English literature class as "You think that Mr Darcy's a snake, but it's really Mr Collins who is and everyone gets married at the end."
It isn't a film, but Pride and Prejudice was summed in my English literature class as "You think that Mr Darcy's a snake, but it's really Mr Collins who is and everyone gets married at the end."
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
You can usually do spoilers in a word. Or two. A whole sentence is a luxury.
It's modern day.
It's a sled.
He's dead.
He's a figment of his imagination.
Those are the first four I could think of.
You can usually do spoilers in a word. Or two. A whole sentence is a luxury.
It's modern day.
It's a sled.
He's dead.
He's a figment of his imagination.
Those are the first four I could think of.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
MarkMark - the soundtrack would have to be Rolling Stones........ eeeps!
NYC - 'He's dead!'
(though technically they're not the plot - just spoilers like you said)
ahhh all this giggling is good!
MarkMark
- the soundtrack would have to be Rolling Stones........ eeeps!NYC - 'He's dead!'
(though technically they're not the plot - just spoilers like you said)
ahhh all this giggling is good!
Geologists do it in the dirt................
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Four Weddings and a funeral
(is "four weddings and a...")
@ self
Four Weddings and a funeral
(is "four weddings and a...")
@ self Clubbles Jugs
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Location: Manchester
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
Posted:
boy meets girl, boy shags girl, girl leaves boy, boy meets girl again, boy and girl shag again, girl cheats on future hubby, girl marries (cheated) hubby, man dies, boy and girl meet at funeral, boy and girl don't shag for once, boy and girl meet again at boy's wedding, boy decides to have a go with girl, boy and girl spout cheeseball lines at each other in rain, and all live happily ever after.
The Godfather anyone?
boy meets girl, boy shags girl, girl leaves boy, boy meets girl again, boy and girl shag again, girl cheats on future hubby, girl marries (cheated) hubby, man dies, boy and girl meet at funeral, boy and girl don't shag for once, boy and girl meet again at boy's wedding, boy decides to have a go with girl, boy and girl spout cheeseball lines at each other in rain, and all live happily ever after.
The Godfather anyone?
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
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Tosser
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Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Magnolia
Sh1t happens...
Magnolia
Sh1t happens...
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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eh it truly does!! that film...................... *shudders*
eh it truly does!! that film...................... *shudders*
Geologists do it in the dirt................
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
genius chutney, genius.
cole. x
genius chutney, genius.
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
enthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
chocolat
woman moves to french village and opens a choc shop in lent, every1 hates her, apart from one boy and his nan then at easter every1 loves her!
a brilliant chic flic! it has it all! and chocolate!!
can ne 1 do forrest gump?
chocolat
woman moves to french village and opens a choc shop in lent, every1 hates her, apart from one boy and his nan then at easter every1 loves her!
a brilliant chic flic! it has it all! and chocolate!!
can ne 1 do forrest gump?
ive learned
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UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
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Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Posted:
Matrix
"What is the nature of reality?"
Matrix Reloaded
"How many times can we say [censored] in French?"
Matrix
"What is the nature of reality?"
Matrix Reloaded
"How many times can we say [censored] in French?"
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
The Fifth Element:
"Boy wants sex with alien chick, saves universe, gets sex with aforementioned alien chick."
The Fifth Element:
"Boy wants sex with alien chick, saves universe, gets sex with aforementioned alien chick."
-Mike
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comfortably numb
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Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
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Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Misery
Writer has a car crash, nice lady saves writer, nurses him to health but nice lady really isn't so nice and turns into a psychotic stalker lady and makes writer write a book for her.
(Best movie ever!)
Misery
Writer has a car crash, nice lady saves writer, nurses him to health but nice lady really isn't so nice and turns into a psychotic stalker lady and makes writer write a book for her.
(Best movie ever!)
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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Location: Southern California, USA
officially expelled from BYU
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Location: Southern California, USA
Posted:
Lord of the Rings
Rag-tag band of kids/potential heroes save the world.
That can also be applied to many a film, of course, my mind goes blank at this very moment.
Lord of the Rings
Rag-tag band of kids/potential heroes save the world.
That can also be applied to many a film, of course, my mind goes blank at this very moment.
"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC
Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Trendy writer-type on absinth meets top prostitute in Parisien brothel, falls in love and makes her sing in an impossible soprano while she's really suffering from an open tbc and shouldn't even be able to breathe properly for most of the time, evil guy makes her send writer away but he comes back and everything's fine until she dies.
I love that film
Trendy writer-type on absinth meets top prostitute in Parisien brothel, falls in love and makes her sing in an impossible soprano while she's really suffering from an open tbc and shouldn't even be able to breathe properly for most of the time, evil guy makes her send writer away but he comes back and everything's fine until she dies.
I love that film
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Playing OldSchool Poi
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Location: amsterdam, Netherlands
Posted:
Moulin Rouge!!!
ooh, ooh!!! can't we make it a "guess which movie this is?" thread,
and then the description can only be one sentence long, like:
name that movie:
a story about toys...
Moulin Rouge!!!
ooh, ooh!!! can't we make it a "guess which movie this is?" thread, and then the description can only be one sentence long, like:
name that movie:
a story about toys...
eRic.
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Jeez... I'm not even going to answer that...
Guy has a dream about a mountain, some other guys do things with keyboards, bloke finds mountain, Bloke sees aliens, Other blokes play "alien music for little fingers", aliens return Elvis (ish)
Or
Priest bloke has crisis of faith, little girl starts doing wierd things, devil possesses little girl, priests go equipped to kick ass, girl masturbates with crucifix, devil possesses priest bloke, priest bloke jumps out the window.
Jeez... I'm not even going to answer that...
Guy has a dream about a mountain, some other guys do things with keyboards, bloke finds mountain, Bloke sees aliens, Other blokes play "alien music for little fingers", aliens return Elvis (ish)
Or
Priest bloke has crisis of faith, little girl starts doing wierd things, devil possesses little girl, priests go equipped to kick ass, girl masturbates with crucifix, devil possesses priest bloke, priest bloke jumps out the window.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Don't you just love happy endings.
Written by: Birgit
.... and everything's fine until she dies.
Don't you just love happy endings.
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Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Big boat built in Belfast hits an iceberg and sinks (with an appalling lovey dovey sub-plot)
Big boat built in Belfast hits an iceberg and sinks (with an appalling lovey dovey sub-plot)
Getting to the other side 
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
urgh. Titanic.
guy gets imprisoned for something his friend does, escapes, makes friends with a pirate, finds treasure, gets his girl back and there's lots of justice and stuff
(yep that was a book before the film...)
urgh. Titanic.
guy gets imprisoned for something his friend does, escapes, makes friends with a pirate, finds treasure, gets his girl back and there's lots of justice and stuff
(yep that was a book before the film...)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Internet Hate Machine
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Guy blows up a baby with friends... figures out how to time travel... mess up a few times... gets it nialed in the end... misses scoring with pretty child hood friend...
is it treasure island, brigit?
Guy blows up a baby with friends... figures out how to time travel... mess up a few times... gets it nialed in the end... misses scoring with pretty child hood friend...
is it treasure island, brigit?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
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no it's not!
no it's not!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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