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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
exactly
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
6,650 posts
... and she's a reckless hijacker!
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Tom? You just figuring that one out? She's been hijacking things around here for almost four years!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Says she who hijacked my tank! *glare*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
"let he who is without sin cast the first stone"...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
6,650 posts
but he - without sin - would never cast a stone ... catch 22
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Oh god! Whats going on?
I stay away from HoP for the weekend, and look whats happened!
If you all hadn't lost the plot already, you sure have now!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Is it like coming home from a holiday to find someone's vandalised your house while you were away is it??!
Haven't lost the plot - I know where it is! Even if it is missing the little picket fence it used to have around it...
* hums Pink Floyd Dark Side - got to keep the loonies off the path *
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
6,650 posts
guess you now got the 
where you are: 
all that deriving from a simple
- to the madhouse hope you like it here... I'm innocent
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I used to welcome newbies with "welcome to the madhouse
" but now it seems other people are using my words.*pout*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
Written by: georgemc
What's the difference between a duck???
Simple really - "one of it's legs is both the same"!
I used to think that was THE funniest joke when I was a kid...
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I walk away, come back, and I still don't know whats going on!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*patpat* that's normal
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Get with the program CQ!!!
It IS good eh Ade?!
Just a shame no-one else get's it! (Especially the duck that thinks it's a oom woc)!!
I'll break out the elephant jokes soon!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I didn't think that was a joke that was supposed to be got
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
SNOW TOMORROW YAYAYAYAY!
(I'm just a little exicted)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
I didn't think that was a joke that was supposed to be got
got or not, it always made me laugh, and laugh and laugh...
laugh, I nearly cried
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!
I know everyone knows it, but it still makes me laugh hysterically. Maybe for the simple fact that it's not actually funny!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Written by: clarence_quack
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!
I know everyone knows it, but it still makes me laugh hysterically. Maybe for the simple fact that it's not actually funny!
not funny? - not true!!
I laughed out loud
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: Rouge Dragon*giggle* Hijacked a tank? ME? Never!
Says she who hijacked my tank! *glare*
Oh by the way Rouge, do you want your keys back? Written by: FireTom
I'm innocent
In you wildest dreams!Well CQ, have you caught up yet?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Yes, please.
*holds out hand for keys*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*fishes the keys from out of her top and drops them in Rouges hand*
There you be! I can see why you like it, it has a very smoooooth ride ... that is when you're not running over things.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Thankyou.
Smooth ride? You kidding? it's a TANK! It should drive like one!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
It does drive like a tank, a very smooth! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Like a Mack Truck running over a Beetle!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
You mean that isn't smooth? would that be a beetle bug or a beetle bug? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Oi! Stop Hijacking my thread or I'll have to come after you! Tomorrow... I'm far too tired now.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
tank tank tank tank...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
woof meow yoink quack
my brain is no longer functioning due to lack of sleep.
Dont drive 3 hours down a mountain when youre tired.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
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Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
lucky you went up a mountain to begin with :jealous:
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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