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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
We all are George, we all are *pat pat*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I'm not Pat - and I'm worried if you're trying to be Pat as well - are you trying to confuse fyrespirit even more??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
clarence pretending to be pat works for me - brings Bek to Melbourne!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I'll pat you!!!! >_o
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I wouldn't touch them if I were you Brenn - more dangerous than sticking your hand in a hive of your killer attack bees...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*sticks head out for patting*
Purrr!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
tank tank tank ...
* lines cross-hairs up on the sticking out head of the disturbed duck/cow/cat *
Quick, run Brenn, run while I've got her cornered!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you're not licensed to tank while tanked!
Im sure i distincly wrote that it was dangerous and not to be done!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: georgemc
I wouldn't touch them if I were you Brenn - more dangerous than sticking your hand in a hive of your killer attack bees...
That would be true if you weren't the tamer, otherwise you're quite safe
Written by: clarence_quack
*sticks head out for patting*
Purrr!
See Mr. George?
*pats the Clarence* 
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
false sense of security...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
false sense of security...
I'll false your sense of security in a minute
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh there's no sense of security around you!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Better none than false!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
you're not licensed to tank while tanked!
Im sure i distincly wrote that it was dangerous and not to be done!!!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can do growed up type things, like tanking while tanked, and and drinking while drunk.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Besides, dangerous things are more fun
like leaning on two legs of a chair instead of four. ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Like faking a surprise party. Your friends are bastards!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
how do you fake a surprise party?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Written by: clarence_quack
I'm an adult now. I can do growed up type things, like tanking while tanked, and and drinking while drunk.
HA!!!!
"Allowed to legally", and "can" are two completely different things...
A COMPLETELY different thing again is "ought to be allowed to" ...
* wanders off into the sunset muttering something about the folly of youth *
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
6,650 posts
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
yay for Lucky Luke!!!
thanks Mr Tomic
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*dig dig dig dig dig*
*looks around*
*hides a land mine of pokes and tickles on a well worn tank track*
*looks around again*
*replaces the dug-up dirt*
*exits, scuttling*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
You set off a land mine, you can clean it up Mister!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Pssst, Brenn - I think she found your landmine instead of driving over it...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
How do you clean up tickles and pokes?
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: georgemc
Pssst, Brenn - I think she found your landmine instead of driving over it...
I suppose i need to be more discreet than enclosing actions with *'s
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
yeah... hey, why not just chuck that jar of bees in minus it's lid?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
wahey! *does so*
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Ummm...yeah, I'm getting out of here!!!
*exit, thread left...or right...I don't care...just exits*
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
vanishes into a puff of smoke?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Sounds good to me!!! *pouf*
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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