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Login/Join to ParticipateQuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
Hey, I'm pretty new too, but I think I'm still allowed to welcome people. Good luck with the uni, I loooove unicycling
Hope you have fun "So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC
Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
Welcome to the boards.
Tell us more about yourself.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hi Claire- have a timtam
and 
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hello and welcome to HoP!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
HELLOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo............. **deep breath** OOOOOOOooooooo.......
Gday, welcome to HoP. Good luck with the poi, your gonna love it when the fire is woooooooooshing past your head (assuming you have fire poi, if not get some
). Goodluck with uni, im gonna be doing that soon, im in my last year of highschool.*****BIIIIIIIIG HUG******
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
G'Day Mate! I always wanted to say that *giggle* Arent' you impressed with my accent?
Welcome to HoP!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
j0! congratulations, because i anti-hate you!!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
87 posts
Location: Camaiore/Tuscany/ Italy
hello Claire
do you like Italy ? *^*EuPhoRiC*^*PaRaNoiC*^*PeReNiaLLy SaD*^*aSLeeP*^* [juliet when we made love you used to cry, now i kiss you through the bars of a rhyme]
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom
morning!
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Hello
Do you like the colour pink?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
Ry is giving out Timtams?!?@#!@#! I haven't seen those in ages. This may be becuase I live in America . . . -_-
"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC
Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hey thanks for the warm welcome guys! ummm... more about me... I play bass guitar, like alternative music, spend lots of time out all night then spending a lecture sleeping with my head on the desk....
Ry'- thanks for the timtam, how yum are they? the new ones are mad!
Gidg- love the accenct, although i can't say i've ever used "gday" myself.
Pyro- Thanks for the hug, heres one back
What are you doing at school? physics is the greatest subject for bludging- we had colouring books last year!Sparky- thanks for anti- hating me. I feel special now.
Blue fairy- Italy is cool, Ive actually spent a week there. Your country towns beat the hell out of ours!
Pink- Pink is cool, especially if paired with black!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
hello and welcome 
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
hello fellow melbournian, welcome to HoP. can i have a tim tam too? they're great when you nibble a little from opposite ends and suck coffee through them, and get lots of melted chocolate.mmmm
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Who here goes to the melbourne meet ups on sunday nights? Anyone want to come with me I dont want to go by myself I'm too scared!!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
addict
435 posts
Location: VIC, MELB, Australia
*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE" 
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
wow. im shocked to see a reply on this soooo long after i originally posted it. but thank you.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
elloz!
( i'm a little late, but hey)
still looking for friends?
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
erm... belated welcomes
and theres no beer here! I should sue for false advertiesing
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
belated welcome hows you? hope youve enjoyed it here so far! Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Hey Claire, did you ever make it down to the Sunday meet?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
hey gidg been to the sunday meet each week for the last couple of months, but thanks for asking. and frb, there is beer here, you just have to ask nicely.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
Can i please have a free beer?
You can totally come to my rubix cube party!
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
addict
435 posts
Location: VIC, MELB, Australia
Good luck on ur exams!!
*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE"
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Beer is nice, free beer is better!
Do we sleep when we die?
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*pokes head round the door*
ello!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Member
118 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
wow, you've revamped your intro thread, maybe I should do that to mine someday.
Also, you should really stop being lazy and come back to spinning.
Yebra (n.) - A cross between a zebra and anything that fancies zebras. -- Douglas Adams & John Lloyd
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*jumps on the peer pressure bandwagon*
even tho I can't talk cos I don't go either!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
YAY!!! LOVE FOR MEEEEE!!!!
I will come back.. eventually. When I'm not so lazy, and its not so cold so we can frolic in the grass.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ooh! lookie lookie what I found!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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