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Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 19th Jan 2005
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones

Location: Herefordshire

Hometown: Ross-on-Wye

Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus smile

Age: 26

Sex: M

Occupation(s): IT Type

Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.

Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)

Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..

Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars

Education: Degree in Philosophy

Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.

Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out

David smile

EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted: 9th Sep 2006
Chutney, been talking to the dead fish lately?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

Posted: 9th Sep 2006
*jumps in*

WAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE!!!

*jumps out*

_G_SILVER Member
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom

Posted: 5th Oct 2006
Hey Chutters. How's it going?

Sorry I broke your whip over the weekend dude but I know how much you love to see me crack it tongue

Have you managed to find anything to replace the handle yet?
You should get two wink

You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

_G_SILVER Member
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom

Posted: 5th Oct 2006
While I remember these are the earplugs I got for myself during whip cracking/loud noise events.
Quite expensive for a pair of ear plugs but they'll last for I don't know how long and I reckon my ears are worth it smile

You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted: 5th Oct 2006
Nyeh!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 5th Oct 2006
Mike- so see a dead fish and let me know if he can think of anything to say to that- I'm stumped...

G- handle remains broken (as does my shoulder- well strained actually) I will await Rory's input- he sthe brains of this operation etc etc biggrin

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 31st Oct 2006
FYI

I passed my A+ exam this week biggrin

(a computery type basic qualification which is worth having when starting out in IT.

AND

I'm off to the US on Friday to see my lady biggrin

So sorry if anyone is looking for me and I don't respond.

biggrin

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 3rd Dec 2006
Right.

I have a pair of Cyberdog trousers which don't fit me anymore (either I bought the wrong size originally, I shrunk them, or I grew.. I don't know which.)

You can see a pic of them (on me Here)

Mint ones seem to go for quite abit on ebay, but I don't want to do that. So for a token offer (I'm not putting a price on- too much bother) I'm offering them for sale.

They are size XS (which I still don't believe) and as you can see from the pic, are pretty big (but too short for me- I'm 6'0")

Delivery to UK only (sorry!).

Also, member must be a known and not someone who has just signed up in order to blag my trousers. They cost me £60 quid new and I'm going to make sure they go to a good home and don't just get ebayed.

Pm me with questions etc

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 8th Dec 2006
Anyone interested?

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: 8th Dec 2006
dude: how are you? sorry I'm not interested in your trousers, they sound way too small for me..

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 8th Dec 2006
ubblol

I'm pretty good guy- thanks for asking. I thought you were still in Cambridge, but no, you're in China. Bonkers biggrin

I hope its all going brilliantly

LazyAngelGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK

Posted: 8th Dec 2006
Yeah not bad ta, I'm sure I told you about going to China, but I think you were either drunk/ hungover at the time. You're right, China is a bit bonkers, they love their karaoke and drinking toasts to people! smile

I'm posting the odd comment about my experiences in my intro.

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom

Posted: 29th Jan 2007
HEY CHUTTERS haha have you recovered from your scare??

to all those who have no idea what im talkin about, i sent Chuts a text last night telling him i;d just lost...and he thought i was some scary stalker biggrin

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted: 29th Jan 2007
Dammit. You made me lose! frown

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted: 30th Jan 2007
You can send them to me Chutters... I dont want to wear them but id love to sniff the crotch! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 30th Jan 2007
Simon- yes thanks (have you written that up anywhere properly?
ubblol

Mike- MIKE! You're alive smile

Vix: You are a very naughty young lady tongue

(and its lovely to hear from you smile

)

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted: 30th Jan 2007
Has been a while thats for sure!!! Will be a giggly hug filled summer no doubt! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
Just a quiet request for a few hugs.. Ali and I broke up last night after 2 1/2 years at long distance... all a bit strange- work isn't going to be any fun today. Any friends who can spare me a quick hello would really make my day.

grouphug

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
hug

Oh Chutney. How sad. frown

If you need some time in a different place with different people, then please take our offer of coming down to Bristol. I'm quite a mean cook and Neal's quite adept at opening bottles of wine and i'm sure you remember our DVD collection (only it's grown since you last saw it). So if you need some friendly faces, come and see us.

hug

Gayle.....!

BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
hug

Sorry to hear that Chutney!

hug

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
Thanks guys; I really appreciate it hug

I have cancelled my trip which was planned in May, so I'm likely to be making to a few more meets- it'll be good to see people.

Gayle- I would love to come and see you guys- let me sort myself out and I'll drop you a pm.

grouphug

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
dude,

i am trying to make it my job now to tell all the ppl who i look up to, or who i think are outstanding people that they are

chuckney, you have an amazing gift to make people smile and laugh, even when you dont try, you are an amazing person...

you have helped me out in more ways that you would know, you have inspired my spinning, you have given me the gift of friendship, and you have always been a good guy to me

thank you for that

you have a group of friends that love you, and i hope i would say that i am one of them

smile

dude, on the flip side, you are, as i have said, welcome to come and stay with me for a few days to, and you can come to teh poi meets down here.

i know (in some ways, as i have just split from sophie) what you are feeling at the mo, and you know im always around if you need me dude...

:hugs:

your outstanding dude....know it, and know you are loved....

Step (el-nombrie)

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
frown

Mr C, that's such sad news. hug

Gayle and Neal are the greatest hosts, but if you fancy 2 trips, Jon and I would also love to see you. We miss you loads. In Nottingham I saw a shop called "Chutney" and instantly thought of you and wished you had been able to make it to the BJC.

Big hug2

to you.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
Step- I really didn't expect that- I'm really chuffed you think of me that way- I can't wait to catch up. Thanks hug

Skully- I was down your neck of the woods the other weekend, albeit briefly- I think you're only about 1 1/2 hours away from me. I'll definitely try and pop down and see you and Jonny- Its been far too long hug

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Posted: 18th Apr 2007

Written by: Mr_Chutney

Step- I really didn't expect that- I'm really chuffed you think of me that way- I can't wait to catch up. Thanks

and now to balance it out again, and restore my rep

[censored] off you bummer wink

chuck, you are amazing, and i knwo it sounds stupid dude, its her loss, you are more amazing then you relise...

hug

Step (el-nombrie)

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
ubblol

No bumming here, promise smile

Its not a case of someones loss- thats the worst bit really- we probably still feel as we always have about things, but there are some points of contention we haven't been able to overcome, plus our lives have somewhat changed and its become harder and harder to really exist in eachothers lives, thus here we are.

I'm sad it hasn't worked out, but in the end I think its probably the best for both of us (the whole if you love someone you set them free etc).

Blimey- this is like a blog. I should tell you all about my ironing habits next...

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
Are they extreme? If not, i don't want to know.

I'm more interested in your jam making capabilities! ubblol

Gayle.....!

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
I have the scar to prove it (don't iron in the nude kids).

*HyperLightBRONZE Member
old hand
1,174 posts
Location: Great Malvern [UK]

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
Awww man, sorry to hear it frown

Pub is the Nags head on Thursday if you fancy it... in fact you're welcome any time. Heck I'll even come over to Ross if you fancy a few beers?

grouphug

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Cake or Death?

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted: 18th Apr 2007
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