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Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
So you fit the bisexual part of the requirements then?
He sounds great! I think you should apply and pass on all the illegal substances to me
So you fit the bisexual part of the requirements then?
He sounds great! I think you should apply and pass on all the illegal substances to me
Gayle.....!
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Posted:
I think you should get a big vat of chocolate then advertise a dipping in the events and gatherings.
you could even make money from it, if you dip several jugglers at once and then sell them off....
T
I think you should get a big vat of chocolate then advertise a dipping in the events and gatherings.
you could even make money from it, if you dip several jugglers at once and then sell them off....
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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I'll fake the bisexual bit, hun. How hard can it be? After all I'm going to practice with Clare all summer with NYC watching. What more training will I need?
Nice idea Tom. I might just well do that. Set up a giant chocolate fondue thingie that I can dip lots of hunky male jugglers into! Yummmmmmmmmm :dribblinggraemlin:
I'll fake the bisexual bit, hun. How hard can it be? After all I'm going to practice with Clare all summer with NYC watching. What more training will I need?
Nice idea Tom. I might just well do that. Set up a giant chocolate fondue thingie that I can dip lots of hunky male jugglers into! Yummmmmmmmmm :dribblinggraemlin:
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
*get his swimming trunks out*
*get his swimming trunks out*
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Posted:
*cough* Swimming trunks? Won't the fibres in the trunks spoil the chocolate?
*cough* Swimming trunks? Won't the fibres in the trunks spoil the chocolate?
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Posted:
*gets swimming trunks off*
better now?
*gets swimming trunks off*
better now?
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Oh yes..... we wouldn't want to taint the chocolate now would we.
Oh yes..... we wouldn't want to taint the chocolate now would we.
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Posted:
however the impresionable minds of hopsters are fair game!
*streatches and limbers up for his 'swim*
however the impresionable minds of hopsters are fair game!
*streatches and limbers up for his 'swim*
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Posted:
You think we could taint the minds any of the hopPers that come in here?
Pfffffft
Most of them are stranger than a very strange thing that got a medal for being strange!
I really don't think they are taintable.... Especially not Patrick or Molly!
You think we could taint the minds any of the hopPers that come in here?
Pfffffft
Most of them are stranger than a very strange thing that got a medal for being strange!
I really don't think they are taintable.... Especially not Patrick or Molly!
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Posted:
but Im very innocent and untainted...
but Im very innocent and untainted...
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Oh good! That will give the rest of us something to do for the rest of the week.
Let's rename this week as 'Let's taint Tom' week.
Oh good! That will give the rest of us something to do for the rest of the week.
Let's rename this week as 'Let's taint Tom' week.
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Posted:
lol
this sounds like fun! lets go!
*wonders what he's in for*
*wonders what they are in for, chuckles*
lol
this sounds like fun! lets go!
*wonders what he's in for*
*wonders what they are in for, chuckles*
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Posted:
Tom!!!!
Don't believe a word of it Skully ... not one single word! I was innocent and untainted when I first cam to HoP ... then I started talking to Tom, nothing has been the same since.
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but Im very innocent and untainted...
Tom!!!! Don't believe a word of it Skully ... not one single word! I was innocent and untainted when I first cam to HoP ... then I started talking to Tom, nothing has been the same since.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Gidg hun, somehow your name and the word innocent don't make good bed fellows.
Tom before we can corrupt you there are a few things you have to do. You have to tell us your views on squirrels and cheese and you also have to give us your views on Thorntons Chocolate.
Gidg hun, somehow your name and the word innocent don't make good bed fellows.
Tom before we can corrupt you there are a few things you have to do. You have to tell us your views on squirrels and cheese and you also have to give us your views on Thorntons Chocolate.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
Sending you tons of Panda Hugs!!!!
And a few from a Badger!
Sending you tons of Panda Hugs!!!!
And a few from a Badger!
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Do panda hugs involve giving me black eyes?
:ubersquishyhugsback:
Do panda hugs involve giving me black eyes?
:ubersquishyhugsback:
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Posted:
Nope, no black eyes. Just warm feelings.
Nope, no black eyes. Just warm feelings.
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So you're going to hug me and wee on my leg all at the same time....... ewwwwww!
So you're going to hug me and wee on my leg all at the same time....... ewwwwww!
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Posted:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm i always thought patrick had odd fetishes
helloooooooooooooooooo miss skull
hmmmmmmmmmmmm i always thought patrick had odd fetishes
helloooooooooooooooooo miss skull AnonymousPLATINUM Member
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Ummm, didn't realize that wee gave you warm feelings!
Ummm, didn't realize that wee gave you warm feelings!
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Hey Rave, How's it going hun?
Patrick it not only gives a warm feeling but a wet on too!
Hey Rave, How's it going hun?
Patrick it not only gives a warm feeling but a wet on too!
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Posted:
maybe not for you patrick........ as far as i know badgers spray so the recipient might only get the "warm feelings"
(i could be and am possibly wrong)
maybe not for you patrick........ as far as i know badgers spray so the recipient might only get the "warm feelings"
(i could be and am possibly wrong)
NYC
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Posted:
Skully trying to taint TOM?
There's got to be a good analogy for this one. What's an analogy for someone trying to do something to someone who is clearly already miles ahead in that area?
Um...
"That's like UCoF trying to teach Lightning how to kiss men."
No... to easy...
"That's like Molly trying to teach Bluecat how to juggle."
No... to bland.
"That's like Coleman trying to teach his mom how to be a ho."
No... that's an inside joke.
"That's like One Wheel Dave trying to teach MCP how to be slack."
No... that's mean.
"That's like me trying to teach Gayle how to be silly."
Almost.
In any event... Skully trying to corrupt Tom would be like... um... well, it wouldn't work.
Skully trying to taint TOM?
There's got to be a good analogy for this one. What's an analogy for someone trying to do something to someone who is clearly already miles ahead in that area?
Um...
"That's like UCoF trying to teach Lightning how to kiss men."
No... to easy...
"That's like Molly trying to teach Bluecat how to juggle."
No... to bland.
"That's like Coleman trying to teach his mom how to be a ho."
No... that's an inside joke.
"That's like One Wheel Dave trying to teach MCP how to be slack."
No... that's mean.
"That's like me trying to teach Gayle how to be silly."
Almost.
In any event... Skully trying to corrupt Tom would be like... um... well, it wouldn't work.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Me?!! Of course I'm innocent! You can ask ...
...no, don't ask him ... 
... no, don't ask her ... Give me a minute, I know I can think of someone.
Written by: Skulduggery
Gidg hun, somehow your name and the word innocent don't make good bed fellows.
Me?!! Of course I'm innocent! You can ask ...
...no, don't ask him ... ... no, don't ask her ... Give me a minute, I know I can think of someone. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Posted:
Me, silly?
Me, silly? Gayle.....!
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LOL
thanks for the glowing referances guys.....
squirels - I am one, Scoiattolo Rosso means red squirrel in Italian.
Cheeze - not bovered. dont like the stinky stuff.
Thorntons chocolate..... have you been to a real chocolatiers?
NYC, how about "thats like Tom trying to teach Cantus how to spell" ?
T
LOL
thanks for the glowing referances guys.....
squirels - I am one, Scoiattolo Rosso means red squirrel in Italian.
Cheeze - not bovered. dont like the stinky stuff.
Thorntons chocolate..... have you been to a real chocolatiers?
NYC, how about "thats like Tom trying to teach Cantus how to spell" ?
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
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Tom 1 out of 3... Must try harder!
Squirrels are evil, and out to get us all. They are aliens in disguise, ready to suck our brains out with a straw clevely crafted from a reed and hollow twigs. They just hang about in the trees and the bushes until our guard is down and then they attack!
Cheese is yummy, but not to be trusted when driving a lorry.
Thornton Chocolate, in my opinion, is vile and very probably comes out of Satans bottom.
As for corrupting you Tom, it would appear on the evidence given by others that it would be an up hill battle to achieve. I pick up that challenge
It might take some time..........
NYC if Molly were to ever try and teach Rob to juggle can I watch. I think that would be very entertaining.
Gayle, who are you trying to kid? Although I do think NYC is stretching a point by trying to imply you are sillier than him. I'd say it was a pretty even match. I call for a duel. Kippers at dawn?
Gidg, give it up! You are as far from innocent, as Bird is from being sane! Accept the fact that you are a smutty minded unicycle hater. Embrace your hussiness. We
you just the way you are!
Tom 1 out of 3... Must try harder!
Squirrels are evil, and out to get us all. They are aliens in disguise, ready to suck our brains out with a straw clevely crafted from a reed and hollow twigs. They just hang about in the trees and the bushes until our guard is down and then they attack!
Cheese is yummy, but not to be trusted when driving a lorry.
Thornton Chocolate, in my opinion, is vile and very probably comes out of Satans bottom.
As for corrupting you Tom, it would appear on the evidence given by others that it would be an up hill battle to achieve. I pick up that challenge
It might take some time..........
NYC if Molly were to ever try and teach Rob to juggle can I watch. I think that would be very entertaining.
Gayle, who are you trying to kid? Although I do think NYC is stretching a point by trying to imply you are sillier than him. I'd say it was a pretty even match. I call for a duel. Kippers at dawn?
Gidg, give it up! You are as far from innocent, as Bird is from being sane! Accept the fact that you are a smutty minded unicycle hater. Embrace your hussiness. We
you just the way you are! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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NYC
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Posted:
Even match?! Um... then we can have an "Even Match" between You and Dom for the "Who's Taller" competition.
I'm like the least 'silly' guy on this thread by far. I have other lovely qualities... but I definitely wouldn't call myself silly. Even my students don't call me silly.
Written by: Skulduggery
Although I do think NYC is stretching a point by trying to imply you are sillier than him. I'd say it was a pretty even match.
Even match?! Um... then we can have an "Even Match" between You and Dom for the "Who's Taller" competition.
I'm like the least 'silly' guy on this thread by far. I have other lovely qualities... but I definitely wouldn't call myself silly. Even my students don't call me silly.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
I suspect some of mine do.
Hullo Skully. Hope you is getting better.
I will be in Wales this weekend, well until Sunday. Which bit are you in, and if we get time in between the gory things we are doing maybe we could come and visit you?
Oh, and I found my name bagde
But now my name is different. 
We have a laminator at school too, if you sent me stuff and puches I could laminate it for you.
I suspect some of mine do.
Hullo Skully. Hope you is getting better.
I will be in Wales this weekend, well until Sunday. Which bit are you in, and if we get time in between the gory things we are doing maybe we could come and visit you?
Oh, and I found my name bagde
But now my name is different. We have a laminator at school too, if you sent me stuff and puches I could laminate it for you.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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