


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Written by: coleman
not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.
, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Staring Red Eyes"
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Written by: Durbs
Durbin
...
I beat Coleman in strength![]()

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
monkeys ate my brain
Written by: mo-seph
you should open a second-hand sock shop instead.![]()
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
i didn't even bother after i read that...... My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely 
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! 
My monster was really weak, but I love what it is!!
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
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(this is comming from the blonde who has to have a maths tutor 
lol, carries a Ray Gun, and has Very Sharp Fangs.Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
Written by: DeepSoulSheep
KingJames is a Giant Mecha-Robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Phase in and out of Existence, Fears Nothing, controls the Weather, and has a Sharp Beak.
Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10
and i deride all that they represent.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
Monkeys monkeys and bananas


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."



When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
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