Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
the calm and the chaos
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
the calm and the chaos
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
I smile because i have no idea whats going on!!
warp children still smile the same
"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"
I don't like living below the tropic of Capricorn..... and now I seem to be in England...... how did I get here???
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.