Valura
ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
WHITE TRASH BREAKFAST
1/2 dozen thick-cut slices of baloney cut into pieces
1/2 dozen eggs, beaten
1/4 block of Velveeta, chunked up
Fry baloney to desired crispness. Toss beaten eggs into frying pan and scramble along with baloney. Toss in Velveeta at the very end to melt. Serve with biscuits.


HEARTPUMPER SHAKE
1 oz. ground coffee (not brewed)
2 cigarettes worth of tobacco (mediums)
1 can of Mountain Dew

Shake and drink. Do not regurgitate


WHITE TRASH CASSEROLE
1 pound hamburger, cooked up with 1 small onion and salt
1 pound tater tots (still frozen)
1 can of cream of ___________ soup (mushroom, chicken, asparagus, whatever,
condensed, undiluted)
2 1/2 cups shredded cheddar cheese (or Velveeta)

Mix it all up in a casserole dish, saving 1/2 cup cheese/ Velveeta for the top. Bake at 350 for 20 minutes. YUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYY!!!!


MUDBOG
1 Part cheap beer
1 Part chocolate milk
Fill your favorite frosty mug half full of your favorite bargain brand brew. Top it off with the chocolate milk. Savor the creamy head. Goes great with Bacon Meatballs.


That is just bad....


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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Cantus
CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
If you dip your CDs in beer they play different music.

A mad Melbournite said it so it must be true

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Valura
ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
what the???

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Charles
CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Ha ha ha ! C@ntus that is priceless!

I don't even want to check up on it's validity...I'll just choose to believe it because it makes my world a better place...


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Flynt
FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
i actually got beer on several of my cd's the other day, but alas, i was playing them on a computer, so i couldnt hear the fungal noises.

drat.

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Valura
ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Fungus making a noise... totally new concept to me... willing to try it.. my c.d.s have purfume and cheese on them at the moment... I wonder if that will change the sound quality

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"



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