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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Name: Tammie



Location: Scottish highlands - Inverness, which is 5 miles from Loch Ness. No I've never seen the monster, although some guys here insist it resides in their pants...



Hometown: Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, (South Wales)



DOB: 16th March the year of our Lord 1982



Age: you censored work it out! ok - 24.



Sex: yes please ubblol female



Occupation(s): full time Mummy to two girls!



Favorite Food(s): Beef space raiders, cheesy poofs, chocolate eclairs, guillyan belgian chocolate seashells, chocoloate rice crispie cakes, steak (cooked rare) that ham n cheese stuffed pasta you can get (like raviolli but not),



Favorite Color(s): pink, purple, blue and black - the colour of bruises lol



Toys: Poi, staff soon, beamers, tailed poi, fluffies!!!



Hobbies other than the obvious: I like to dabble in lots of things, for example I'm self taught at guitar, I paint, do pastel drawings, I write (but I get writer's block so I never finish), I love still and moving photography, also photo manipulation (Paintshop pro rocks!), I also like web designing, music creation and mixing (on PC). I tend to babble nonsense and use the abbreviation LOL way to much. Only problem is with so many interests I don't have a particular gift. Oh I do, however, make beautiful and clever babies!(but that's just being biased!) biggrin



Education: whats that? left before form 5 exams sadly



Favorite Book(s): renegade by shaun hutson (if my memory serves correct), the da vinci code, anything by stephen king, shaun hutson, dean koontz.



Favorite Movie(s): Austin powers trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, stand by me, beetlejuice, gladiator, 28 days later, dawn of the dead, constantine, etc - basically any fantasy/comedy/horror - great if all three are in one movie!



Favorite TV show(s): south park, trailer park boys (whats that all aboot ubblol) simpsons, lost, hex, buffy, nip/tuck



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) - I never wanna grow up lol Oh - get to falmouth, play and manchester sometime in 2006!



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: evanessence, linkin' park, aerosmith, guns n roses, catatonia, stereophonics, nirvana, faithless, moby, kiss (because god gave rock and roll to you), foo fighters, queen, marylin manson....



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): mint choc chip, rasberry ripple



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? nutella obviously!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Do we sleep when we die?


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
i know something HoP don't know... i know something HoP don't know... *looks knowingly at tammie*



*poke*

yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh i want my arse smacked *poke poke poke

where's my glocks?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
doc - you're pushing your luck!! *F***ing poke poke*
mr fury - what u laughing at?
$niper - something about me right? what, that i'm a hot chick? Lol
yoni - i'll get you some glocks in tk maxx or matalan the next time i'm there ubblol (wiggle em toes dude!)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*poke* *dodge* ubblol

No, honey, I'm poking your luck. biggrin

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
doc - go and empty a bed pan n stop poking me!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*puts tammie in a straight jacket, as to let everyone poke her*

you said you wanted one, now you do, kinda, on the internet, um, yeh


hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
pete you *#&%$£!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you asked for it, really, you did biggrin


hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
just realised I never said hello....Hello wave
and welcome

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
you know what i know tongue *looks round innocently*
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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
bump
apparently i like to be poked... lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
*poke*
hehe i am safe from pokes hiding in my thread

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
go on then you can have my 500th post xxxxxxx

stay beautiful babe hug ubblove

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Martin you're sooo sweet!!!



-i need somewhere to store my old signature - i'll put it here...



You'll find me in the mushroom patch down the bottom of the garden making daisy chains and debating with the trees whether kissing every inanimate object I see is a bad thing or not.

ubblol
EDITED_BY: Tinklepants (1124365480)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
someone's easily pleased tongue

who's the (un?)lucky bloke then? and when did you abduct me? thieving git tongue

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I abducted you when you fell from heaven ubblol

cheesier then a mature stilton me!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
heaven? nah prolly just bus surfing again. anyway can i go home now i'm allergic to penicillin and there's mouldy cheese everywhere

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
No you cant bloody go home! Who do you think you are? Some kinda terrorist negotiating escape artist? nope you're staying here with me.

Muhahahahaha

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*turns all blotchy from the mould*

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
*takes stilton away in fear of killing her new ****puppet*
lmao

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
you are aware that you're completely insane?

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
are you aware that.... *whispers really rude things in martin's ear* lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
what's a censoredbounceubblococonfusedeekcensoredfootinmouthcensoredwow? is it legal here?

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
you'll see wink hehehe

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
so right - i've come up with that fun bus tour idea. what now??? do you think it'd work? biggrin

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
poopy

*giggle

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
*wishes she hadn't told max that peanut poop story...*
damn me n my big gob!

Ratatatatatata

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
ohh story? telll mee too please biggrin:)

back


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok but this may gross you all out....



It was back in the christmas of 1993....



I have this thing for dry roasted peanuts - I really can't get enough of them.

so this one christmas, my mum went to the cash n carry and broght back loads like she does every crimbo - boxes of cadbury's flakes, tins of quality street etc. she also bought huge bags of peanuts - and i'm talking about the size of sheet of a4 paper (dont ask its weight).

So I spend most of the day... eating peanuts, swallowing the half peanuts (coated after they split from the other half - not before) without chewing them. I must have downed hundreds... savouring that roasty flavour, then, when the peanut was as clean as a whisle, swallowing them, sometimes crunching them if i felt the urge.

Anyhoo, I remember having this warm fuzzy all in one pyjama thing with a zip down the front. in pink.

So after a day of peanut popping I settled down in bed, lying on my front. I felt a bubbling inside, so I thought to myself...

"lets push this one out as loud as possible so it wakes the sis Marie(lilmissSmartypants(we used to share a room))

so with a huge effort i let rip.

well i tried to let rip.

out the peanuts came - unchewed - like ratatatatatatatatata!! all in my all in one pj's.

I had to call for my mum, who ran a bath for me (and yes she washed my sleepsuit thingy - by hand (we had no machine) what a trooper, my mum!)

If we had a shower I would have had one, alas we didn't so a bath was the only option. So i sunk into the bath, and peanuts started bobbing about my person like lifeboats around the titanic as it sank.



I never ate peanuts like that (or that many) ever again.



Maybe I will for a bet.



There - all my dignity I had has just flowed down the drain (along with the peanuts - which kinda gathered in the plug hole actually).



happy now?!!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


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