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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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3,149 posts
Location: London
hello the cookie monster
oops i mean Wonderlush...wellies are Wellington Boots. thick rubber boot things that non-californians use to keep their feet dry in the event of a phenomena we like to call "rain"
the cookie monster was my favourite sesame street muppet
His wonky cookie crazed eyes were the windows to his wonky cookie crazed soul
although my mate ed says that when he was little he was terrified of the cookie monster. he was convinced that it was only a matter of time before he ate a child in one of his biscuit induced frenzies.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I liked the Count Best and Bert and Ernie!
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3,149 posts
Location: London
It was the Count that terrifed me...
i imagined him behind my bedroom door at night
hiding in the darkness
counting silently
it's true, i had nightmares and everything.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ahhhhhh bless....... how sweet
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Do we need to bring up the timeless question of:
Were Bert and Ernie Gay?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Of course they weren't! They had separate beds. And anyway what self respecting gay muppet would date Bert? He was so anally retentive(sp?)
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Does the term anally retentive mean he ratains things in his anal cavaty?
Do you think he keeps snacks up ther for when they get hungry?
Or is it a clever place to hide his stash?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
UCoF ....... I'm not sure how to answer that one hun!
Lets face it, he has someones hand up his bum all day. Would he have room for snacks and his stash as well?
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Depends how large his rectum is I suppose....
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lets not go there!
Would you like some chocolate coated Brazil nuts?
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3,149 posts
Location: London
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"chocolate coated"
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
"Nuts"
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Well, the spanking has ceased, but now a whole new sort of talk has popped up in its place. I'm not sure I approve. Who am I kidding? Of course I approve!
The other question is: If bert and ernie *were* gay...who was the top and who was the bottom?
My other favorite was Grover.
SUPER GROVER!!!
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
3,149 posts
Location: London
Grover is so like UCoF.
really, it's uncanny.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Grover was cool, but I totally agree with Simian about Cookie Monster. With eyes like those he was as crazy as I am.
I totaly understand the dude. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
COOKIE!!!!
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
Running hippy spinning lemming
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Location: Scotland
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Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
*salivates profusely*
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old hand
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Location: Berlin, Germany
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What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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This is a picture of me, taken recently at the "Satiurday night fever" night at my local Mecca.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Oooooooooo Groove on down baby!
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old hand
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Location: Berlin, Germany
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What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
orks lovely
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
UCoF you stretched my thread! Bad Bad boy
Although I do have to say John Revolting has never looked so good! Now all you have to do is find one of Olivia Neutron Bomb to match. Oh no that was a different movie. My mistake!
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1,024 posts
Location: london
owwwwwwww geeeeeky games workshop stuff lol hehehe
lol skull i hear you are after my kinkey title hmmmm after reading your thread i can see why but you can not chalange me their can be only one!!
3,149 posts
Location: London
Written by: Skulduggery
Mind reader Simian, what am I thinking right now?
mmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmwooooOOOOOoooiiiEEEEEEE
andotherrrrrrsppoooookeeeeenoises
a rabbit!
no, wait, that was rubbish. sorry.
ggggrrnrnrngngggg
i'm getting a picture of... the fonz! ... and he's wearing... a... bra!
You're thinking of the Fonz wearing a bra.
hmm
it's possible that i'm getting interference from somebody else.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Simian I think you need to go and tune up your mind reading skills. I was thinking about a vat of liquid chocolate with Johnny Depp swimming about in it...... I think he was doing back stroke
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
The local village collage has just posted a flier about their Adult Education classes through my door. I've read through the courses they offer and hit upon 2 things.
They offer:-
1. "sugarcraft"..... what is that?
2. "I.T. for the Terrified"... now I know computers can be a biatch at times but "Terrified" of computers....in this day and age?? Hmmmmmm.
They offer woodcarving which I fancy, but I'm guessing it will be quite expensive with all the tools you need.
I'm sad to say they still don't have a blacksmithing course which I asked them to look into. I really want to heat up metal and bash hell out of it with a hammer. I think it would be therapeutic, productive and fun!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
surly IT for the terrified would be full of a class of really worried ppl, all cowered up on their chairs, and shouting AGH!
when you called out thier names and such?
Step (el-nombrie)
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