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8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
well my place is too small and yours is too messy
Written by: NYC
It's true I smell though. But I smell yummy.
it's true
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Molly
well my place is too small and yours is too messy
Mine's cleaner than yours right now. Well, at least until you get here.
Oh, and we need to remember to keep it clean for my sister. After PDF we can muck it up all we want.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Are you two being all gooey in my thread again? Haven't I told you about that lovey dovey stuff before
*puts up a screen around Molly and NYC*
Don't look children the bad grown ups are smooching!
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9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
No, no, I wasn't being gooey!
With fireplates, firepoi, firestaves, firehoops, and 10 times more nonfire variants of the previous, two tents, endless camping supplies, laundry, dishes, food and a small model railroad setup being built in my place it tends to get messy quick!
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
oh ok I'll let you off this time!Its ok Children the odd american and the lovely Scottish lady aren't smooching, they are being dirty!
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9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Not dirty. Mucky.
You're the dirty one.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Dirty = mucky doesn't it?
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9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Mucky has only one meaning. Dirty has two.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
not over here it doesn't
Mucky can mean the same things as dirty hun 
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Always did say that you people over the pond talked funny, this just proves it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
So you can have mucky talk?
"I love it when you talk mucky"
Yeah, that's SO much less sexy.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
lol, thats all i have to say
I like Languages.
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9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Gidg
Always did say that you people over the pond talked funny, this just proves it.
I'm trying really hard to learn the language.
Sometimes they still make fun of me.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
I make fun of you
and everybody there tells me I sound "cute" and humours me when they don't understand my vocabulary
fair play, no?
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
That's because you ARE cute.
And at least you're humoured. Whenever I use my slang, y'all look at me like I've got 2 heads.
[Yes, I know "y'all" isn't a proper word.
] Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
[chant] will not be cheeky will not be cheeky must not be rude must not be rude [/chant]
yes dear
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
YOU are always lovely to me.
It's those others. You know. THEM.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Phewy... that was a long and wasted afternoon! I had to go to the hospital to get some test results. I got there 10 mins before my appointment was due and the waiting room was like a fair! It was stuffed to the gills with people! I waited over and hour and a half to be seen and when I was I went in to be told by the doctor that all my results had come back normal or negative. Why didn't they just tell me that on the phone when they rang me up to go down??? It would have saved me and them lots of time. The only thing the Doctor told me that they probably wouldn't have told to me over the phone was I needed to be tested some more and that she would be in touch when the tests could be done.
Crazy! Although the plus side is it raised my blood pressure!
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9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Boo.
Although taking care of yourself is sometimes annoying, in the end, you only get one body so you'd better take care of it.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
oh yeah I know that babe. Its just it took me a huge effort to get there as my legs aren't working properly right now. Its a 2 bus ride to the Hospital and a hobble/walk inbetween
I guess I shouldn't complain, we do at least have a health service here. One that has to treat everyone regardless. I know the service isn't perfect but its a darn site more perfect that healthcare systems in a lot of countries. YAY The NHS and all who work for it! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Yeah, the NHS is good, but they do need better uniforms for the nurses!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
David don't make me spank you for being smutty in here! Go over to NYC's thread and be smutty in there instead!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
eep!! using my full name!! damn, I must be in trouble!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You? In trouble? With me? Never hun! 
You are a babe and you know it! Whoelse would put up with my Ranting and whining on MSN? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Well Skully, me lovelly, any health care is better than NO health care. I just wish you didn't have to go through all of this crap.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Don't we all, Gidg, don't we all!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
It's one of those cases of good people and bad things. Never did understand or like these types of situations.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ahhhh I'm ok! What can I say.... I'm fine really. I don't have a thing wrong with me. I just have a fetish for Doctors that make me cry
You people are so great! Lets have a party...... on an island...... with lots of sunshine and sand ans hammocks...... and biatches to cater for my every whim Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
That's a pretty weird fetish.
Got any pictures?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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