Fear the evil monkey!
What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
People take different roads seeking fulfillment & happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.-H. Jackson Browne
RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.
Why?
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
Written by: Limits_To_Contest
The two main human characters make out on Bumblebee's bonnet (hood.) How disrespectful!!! and whilst all the other transformers are looking on... as they say that they watch us in secret... creepy.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Kupo!
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Those who expected Characterisation in a film about robots beating the crap out of each other, directed by Michael Bay - DUHHH!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
-Niall-
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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The good news: The CGI-effects in this movie are the best of all time. A big portion of the 147-Millionen-Dollar-Budget was poured into the animation and every cent is on screen. A new standard is set.
The bad news: 'Transformers' is a movie of Michael Bay (Armageddon, Pearls Harbour, Bad Boys 2).
But who needs or even expects something old-fashioned like a story if it's about the "Transformers"? Robots from "Cybertron"? Who expects a good script in a movie that is about toys?
Not that easy, prior to the great showdown, Mr. Bay has a few messages ready for us ordinary humans. Like the one that even the most inconspicuous hero can successfully engage the prettiest High-School gals with the right car and enough horsepower. We observe the US-Army in their heroic Middle East engagement, where GIs and natives are fused in best friendships. We learn that the US president might be a whimp, but as long as he's got a brave guy as head of the defence ministry - who takes the gun in his own hands - the country is safe.
Unbelievable (one might come to think) what clever blockbuster attempts directors like James Cameron (Terminator, Aliens) made, or how multi-million dollar flicks from Brian Singer (X-Men, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek) or Sam Raimi (Spiderman) try to capture aloof or unusual viewpoints...
This is not Mr. Bays' approach. He screens soldiers exclusively as photogenic, sweaty body-building boys ( sigh ), women are only silicon-pimped and dark tanned Pin-Up babes. Afro-Americans are caring for the lighter laughs being funny and hoggish.
2/3rds Mr. Bay is bombarding us not only with bombs and grenades, but with stereotypes. Exhausted and apathetic the viewer is waiting for the grand finale, the big-robot-bang... and he shalt not be disappointed. With the only problem that it seems to be never ending (i.e. 1/3rd of the movie). The basic fun in this destructive orgy, the infantile excitement over fighting mega-robots gives way to further tiredness. The viewer stumbles into the summer heated night, worn and torn.
At some times pure entertainment cinema can be pretty exhausting...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Written by: Doc Lightning
LTC, I have to live around that accent. I've lost my beautiful extremeño accent and gained a boricua accent. It's so sad...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
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